Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Why would anyone over the age of 12 get mad over something on a message board. Go cuddle with your mother, Fishyswa. And learn to use the quote function.
SteakGrowsOnUecker Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 he fucking had it coming. dumbshit.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 How do we know which one is the real Matt? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I met the guy, it's David Schwimmer.
Stephen Joseph Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 UNFUCKING CALLED FOR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's my line, bitch.
NYU Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait just a minute. Let me see if I got this straight. ..... Matt Young has a girlfriend?!?! I've never seen him talk about her!!
Special K Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Honestly, if you're going to get mad about a message board, you're going to have a tough time with life in general.
Jobber of the Week Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I just got around to reading that thread just now and I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. Matt is the guy who is smarter than 95% of us all but is real modest and humble and isn't here to trump himself up. Bwaaahaha. He'll be the first to tell you that he banged one girl so hard that the next fifty girls in line felt it but, when called on it, says all this sexual escapade on the internet stuff doesn't really matter anyway. BWAAAAHAHA. Finally, after being bashed from all comers, he says that the thread should be closed because it has been hijacked from it's original purpose into a thread about something else (bashing him.) Thus, accomplishing the trifecta of LOLZ. Aaaahahahahhaha. The comedy is strong with this one. Also, I like how he keeps constantly comparing himself to D-rated Hollywood talent for having a neckbeard that every other dweeb who likes to internet for too many hours each day has.
dubq Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I used BUTT-sex because I wanted to see who's interest I'd garner. Wookin' pa nub in all de wong pwaces, wookin' pa nub... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fixed...
Slayer Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Actually that was my first thought, since I will always associate the song with that, but I decided to run with the original Good call though "Unce... tice... fee times a mady..."
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 I like Matt Young's new custom title, though it doesn't give Loaded Glove any credit. Is it because I'm an atheist?
Gary Floyd Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 who's Matt Young? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who? Matt Young Who? Matt Young Who? MATT YOUNG
Guest Fishyswa Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 "Why would anyone over the age of 12 get mad over something on a message board." Maybe because they have emotions. Wild guess. "Go cuddle with your mother, Fishyswa. And learn to use the quote function." Mother jokes, you don't use the quote function, just go ahead and get right to 'my daddy's bigger than yours'. It'll save us both so much time.
Guest Fishyswa Posted October 29, 2005 Report Posted October 29, 2005 ...she said as Inc took out his penis.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 29, 2005 Report Posted October 29, 2005 I'm gonna let that one stand on its own. Good night, everyone!
UZI Suicide Posted October 29, 2005 Report Posted October 29, 2005 People who came and read this thread after reading the significant other thread are going to be sorely disappointed. THANK YOU, MR. FISHYWA, FOR RUINING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Detox Posted October 29, 2005 Report Posted October 29, 2005 This thread has served it's purpose well. I dont know Matt, but after seeing this thread and also reading the SO thread. I realize that Matt is a simp blinded, by a girl. Things will be better when she steals your Social Security number, and gets a Sams card to rent out to bums
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 29, 2005 Report Posted October 29, 2005 Incandenza has the smallest dick I ever sucked.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 29, 2005 Report Posted October 29, 2005 I've nothing clever to say in response to that.
Darth Vader Posted October 31, 2005 Report Posted October 31, 2005 NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special K Posted October 31, 2005 Report Posted October 31, 2005 PROtip from GamePRO: Darth Vader can't eat pussy, because he wears a mask. He tries, but it's really, really awkward. And when he gets head? Sound hilarious.
godthedog Posted November 2, 2005 Report Posted November 2, 2005 i like this fishyswa guy and his complete lack of ability to argue about anything. i think i'll go find the other arguments and points he's made in the other forums and compile them into one thread. not now, but sometime in the next few days.
Guest Fishyswa Posted November 2, 2005 Report Posted November 2, 2005 Why, is there some "greatest acts of futility on an internet forum" award you're in the running for?
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2005 Report Posted November 2, 2005 What? That was terrible. This post just makes waiting for godthedog's compilation even harder.
Guest Fishyswa Posted November 2, 2005 Report Posted November 2, 2005 And I thought it was the social aspects of school some of you had trouble with.
Annabelle Posted November 2, 2005 Author Report Posted November 2, 2005 this is all so horrible. i regret starting this thread.
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