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[Guest wootman]

 

VELOCITY

 

After a few weeks of interfering in other teams' tag matches, The Dicks will make their debut match this week on Velocity. Plus, Kid Kash will look to continue his recent hot streak when he takes on Brian Kendrick. And don't miss The Mexicools taking on Regal & Burchill and Sylvan in action.

 

Check later this weekend for more.

 

Oh boy, look at their ringwear. Their debut match will be available to see along with other Velocity matches on Saturday morning.

[Golgo 13 0]

I thought Patterson was gone.

[muzz 0]

So Velocity is net only these days?

 

I just saw it on Free-to-air TV down here.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

American Males 2K5.

[SamoaRowe 0]

::Lays head in hands::

 

Another fabulous idea by that WWE creative team. No wonder ratings are hitting record numbers...

[Guest clockworkraven]

So Velocity is net only these days?

 

I just saw it on Free-to-air TV down here.

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You get it on free-to-air? We get it on Foxtel/Austar/Optus. It's still televised internationally, but within the US it's net-only, I think.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Yes, Heat & Velocity are both net-only in the US.

[Downhome 0]

American Males 2K5.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Come on everyone, sing along!

 

AMERICAN MALES, AMERICAN MALES, AMERICAN MALES, AMERICAN MALES

[muzz 0]

So Velocity is net only these days?

 

I just saw it on Free-to-air TV down here.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You get it on free-to-air? We get it on Foxtel/Austar/Optus. It's still televised internationally, but within the US it's net-only, I think.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Sorry, I did mean Foxtel, I just watch it so much it's become my free-to-air.

 

Plus I hardly pay for it.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I was about to say Well Dunn 2005

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I was about to say Well Dunn 2005

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

American Dunn

Well Males

Well Dunn American Males

American Males Well Dunn

 

The possibilities are endless.

[Downhome 0]

How about *ugh* Vicious & Delicious II?

[Vern Gagne 0]

How about really gay looking.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Sadly, the two teams mentioned before were more homoerotic than a team named "The Dicks".

[Downhome 0]

At least they aren't wearing full body condoms under the suspenders and bow ties.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

They could at least have Rosie join them in an homage to the Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze skit from SNL.

[Downhome 0]

Ok, that's it, we've got to make that happen somehow now.

[Kardo 0]

Well their debut match aired here just before. Their finisher is pretty swank and so are a few of their double team moves. Outside of that they're pretty standard.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Some poor jaded soul is going to go to bed tonight and have a nightmare where The Dicks whip out their dicks for the audience, and they actually turn out to be people!

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Does anyone know who the hell they are?

[Guest clockworkraven]

Does anyone know who the hell they are?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Tag team that were called the Tolands in OVW - John Toland and Chad Wicks.

[Sideburnious 0]

Wow they have some hot bodies, the definatly deserve to be dressed like strippers

[King Cucaracha 0]

Seems somebody didn't learn from The Johnsons.

[Kardo 0]

On a side note, Kid Kash vs. Brian Kendrick is a pretty fun match. Great opening sequence to it.

[Matt Young 0]

They've been horrible about consistency here. First, they were unknowns, then the nextw eek on SD, Palmer Canonr eferred to them as "The Tolands". 8 days later on Velocity, they were "unknowns" again, then on next week's Velocity, they're "The Dicks", which I mentioned a while back in "Comments Which Don't Warrant a Thread".

 

At least they're sticking with a name for more than a week.

[Vyce 0]

They've been horrible about consistency here.  First, they were unknowns, then the nextw eek on SD, Palmer Canonr eferred to them as "The Tolands".  8 days later on Velocity, they were "unknowns" again, then on next week's Velocity, they're "The Dicks", which I mentioned a while back in "Comments Which Don't Warrant a Thread".

 

At least they're sticking with a name for more than a week.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

That's a little worse than Ken Kennedy, who debuted as "Ken Anderson" one week, and exactly one week later was "Ken Kennedy", and the announcers sold it like this was the first time we had ever seen him prior, despite the fact that he had just beaten Funaki in his debut match on the SAME show just ONE week before.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

They've been horrible about consistency here.  First, they were unknowns, then the nextw eek on SD, Palmer Canonr eferred to them as "The Tolands".  8 days later on Velocity, they were "unknowns" again, then on next week's Velocity, they're "The Dicks", which I mentioned a while back in "Comments Which Don't Warrant a Thread".

 

At least they're sticking with a name for more than a week.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

That's a little worse than Ken Kennedy, who debuted as "Ken Anderson" one week, and exactly one week later was "Ken Kennedy", and the announcers sold it like this was the first time we had ever seen him prior, despite the fact that he had just beaten Funaki in his debut match on the SAME show just ONE week before.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I kinda wish he'd kept with Anderson.

 

Then we could Matrix-quote him to death.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Those Dicks actually look pretty good.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Chippendale's Rescue Rangers. Give 'em helmets and say they're from the firehouse of hot lovin'.

[Matt Young 0]

Or WWE Special Forces.