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I'm sitting here watching a simulated news conference with Steve Phillips acting as the Boston Red Sox GM, taking questions from "press people" (ESPN anchors like Jeremy Schaap and others)

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ESPN?!!??!

 

EDIT: They just had "technical difficulties", but said they'll return to it at the 2 AM Sportscenter.. also they're doing it again tommorrow with Phillips pretending to be the Yankees GM.

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Stop watching Sportscenter. I know it's a hard habit to break, but the show is just a parody now. It's pathetic attempts by their "experts" to get all their gimmicks over.

 

ESPNEWS is still worthwhile. Although, it's just a matter of time before ESPN fucks that up too.

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As much as I detest using a wrestling analogy, ESPN News is like what Heat or Velocity were ... ignored enough that there's limited chance of it getting fucked up. They won't change something that they seem to not care about.

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I would have thought the same about ESPN Classic. How hard is it to shove tapes in of old crap you have? But, no, let's throw in recent poker, B-level live events, and Arliss.

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It's not bad, but it doesn't belong on Classic. Just like how the French Open doesn't belong on there. :(

 

Fuck ESPN for telling me Cold Pizza > Grand Slam Tennis.

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Did they actually have those two hittin' it in the show?

 

Yes, yes they did.

ETA: AH CRAP! It was Shannon Elizabeth. Well, same applies. Robert Wuhl being straddled by Shannon Elizabeth is JUST as scary. And I swear, those two almost looked like twins before Shannon's surgery.

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Incorporatng the Bud Light Football add into the NFL highlights was pretty fucking embarassing has well.

 

that song wasn't even good as part of the commercial. people like beer and hot twins, they couldn't give a shit about that annoying hack song. but when it goes from being part of an outdated promotion to plastered all over ESPN every monday it just makes me want to take a sliced up bud can to my ears

 

I haven't seen these fake press conferences yet, thankfully

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I try to stay away from ESPN on Sunday on Monday, as I certainly do hate that fucking song.

 

Basically, I flip by, and stay if they're talking about college football or showing college football. Otherwise, I just keep on going.

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The simulated press conferences would be a good idea if they gave you actual answers instead "The Yankees will be looking to upgrade center field, no doubt." WTF is that?

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Another thing about ESPN made me mad. And I know you're all going to be like "oh shut up OU homer" but it's pretty valid.

During their New Year's video(well before the orange bowl) they showed gratuitous highlights of USC and Auburn but not one single clip of OU.

It was like they were saying "hey we think Auburn is getting screwed and we want to drive our point home."

And then during the pre-game of the Orange Bowl they go on about how OU will blow USC out. Then after the Orange Bowl they say "Well we told you that OU wasn't that good"

 

It just shows the high and mighty hypocritical nature of ESPN.

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The simulated press conferences would be a good idea if they gave you actual answers instead "The Yankees will be looking to upgrade center field, no doubt." WTF is that?

Just once I'd like to hear a GM say "we're going to downgrade our outfield and probably grab some scrubs for our bullpen." I'd get a kick out of that.

 

Speaking of Bernie, I was surprised to learn today that he's logged more seasons as the Yankees' primary center fielder than any other player, including Mantle and Dimaggio.

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THEY DO NOT STILL USE THAT FUCKING SONG. YOU'RE KIDDING.

 

I! LOVE! Owens movin' quick!

Suckin' Brady's dick!

Bledsoe throwin' picks!

AND TWEE-INS!

was an absolute lowlight of autumn 2004 for me.

 

Yes, they do. And it's pretty sad, because it's usually up by the 7pm Sportscenter.

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The simulated press conferences would be a good idea if they gave you actual answers instead "The Yankees will be looking to upgrade center field, no doubt." WTF is that?

Just once I'd like to hear a GM say "we're going to downgrade our outfield and probably grab some scrubs for our bullpen." I'd get a kick out of that.

 

Speaking of Bernie, I was surprised to learn today that he's logged more seasons as the Yankees' primary center fielder than any other player, including Mantle and Dimaggio.

 

 

I can't remember Bernie being on the DL for any long period of time. Hes been basically injury free his whole career.

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Goddamn, I hate that song.

 

I REALLY fucking hate that song.

 

That song makes me want to beat myself with a baseball bat, all the time yelling, "You stupid fucks! You stupid fucks!"

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What the hell is ESPN going to do next year when they cant show NFL highlights until 12:01 am Monday Morning because NBC bought the exclusive rights to the air NFL sunday game highlights with the SNF package? CBS and FOX I think can air highlights as well for their postgame shows, but ESPN was blocked.

 

Simulated highlights using Madden 2007..?

 

Actually, thats probably what they'll do.

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Yeah, it's gotting pretty bad for something that was actually good. I'm watching ESPN News, and on the bottom thing on the right, all I see is: Terell Owens to have meeting with abritrator on Nov 18th. There running the TO/Rosenhaus press conference since it aired, and it's getting brutal. They some of the most annoying people on (Jarowkski, Irvin, Jackson, Stephen A Smith, Mayne,Schelereth or whoever he is) and I only watch it for three things: PTI, Around The Horn, College Football pre-game and games. I'm even getting sick and tired of the people who I used to like: Berman, Scott, and Mike/Mike.

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