UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 Wednesday, Nov. 9th is my 23rd birthday. Post pictures of what you think my party would look like. Go ahead, flame, post whatever. Just be creative. You only get one picture.
BX Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 I really hate the fucking Eagles. Brian Westbrook rapes children and elderly citizens. That's all I got. Happy Birthday, idiot!
Guest Vitamin X Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 Go fuck yourself and die, you retarded cunt.
Guest Leelee Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 The stats show that you're 2-23-4 in flaming contests against other posters, therefore it is time for you to leave.
Guest Stunt Granny Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 You make me ashamed to have 311 in my avatar.
Failed Bridge Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 This thread would have been alot better if it was never made.
Guest Stunt Granny Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 Well that stay up about as long as I expected it to.
Guest DALEK Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 EAS-Y - EX-TER-MI-NA-TION! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
Matt Young Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 Hey, someone the board may hate more than me. I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last.
UZI Suicide Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 Wednesday, Nov. 9th is my 23rd birthday. Post pictures of what you think my party would look like. Go ahead, flame, post whatever. Just be creative. You only get one picture. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *no homo*
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted November 8, 2005 Report Posted November 8, 2005 I dig your coolness, UseTheSledgehammerUh.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 8, 2005 Author Report Posted November 8, 2005 We were at the beach! Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock! And there they saw a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a ROCK LOBSTER! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! That Family Guy just made me happy.
Guest Stunt Granny Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 Hey, someone the board may hate more than me. I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was a bit much. Nobodies trying to hurt feelings here.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 In honor of UseTheSledgehammerUh, I present the ultimate baseball birthday greetings... First, from the Texas slugger, Adam Dunn! The best current player to share your birthday! Second, the only HOFer in baseball who shares your birthday, the legendary Bob Gibson! Next, no self-respecting baseball birthday thread could exist without a man named Cox!! And since we've resorted to Cox jokes, how about greetings from David Bush! The great manager born this day! And finally, the greatest player never to register an at bat!! Considering the best player born on my birthday was Steve F'n Renko, consider yourself blessed.
Matt Young Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 Hey, someone the board may hate more than me. I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was a bit much. Nobodies trying to hurt feelings here. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe you're not, but some people don't like him, legitimately. But you're right that it was too much. I wasn't serious about wishing it to be his last, though. I just added that for a little "oomph". I wasn't feeling so great. My mistake. I'm annoyed by the guy more than I truly dislike him.
NYU Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 I thought this was going to be an Amazing Rondo post about his 23rd birthday. Needless to say, I'm very disappointed.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 9, 2005 Author Report Posted November 9, 2005 Al, that was an awesome post. I was totally expecting a giant BMP of Bobby Abreu, but you proved your class. And to Matt Young... I blatantly gave people a forum to post and have ONE CHANCE at flaming me. Since you did yours, and then TOOK IT BACK, it only proves what we learned when you posted 6 million pictures/stories about your dirty-looking, self-overrated girlfriend and how much you miss/need her: You have no dick.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 That's good stuff right there.
Black Lushus Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 Al, that was an awesome post. I was totally expecting a giant BMP of Bobby Abreu, but you proved your class. And to Matt Young... I blatantly gave people a forum to post and have ONE CHANCE at flaming me. Since you did yours, and then TOOK IT BACK, it only proves what we learned when you posted 6 million pictures/stories about your dirty-looking, self-overrated girlfriend and how much you miss/need her: You have no dick. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> this may very well be the first...and possibly POSSIBLY only...time I've ever enjoyed a UTSU post...
Slayer Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 A Team of Lance Armstrongs wishes UTSU a happy birthday
Failed Bridge Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't shed a tear if somebody picked off UTSU...
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2005 Report Posted November 9, 2005 I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't shed a tear if somebody picked off UTSU... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I did not freeze when I read what Failed Mascot wrote. I know some people in South Jersey, and I'm mildly concerned about their safety. I probably won't pray for the safety of our frat guy.
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