UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 Wednesday, Nov. 9th is my 23rd birthday. Post pictures of what you think my party would look like. Go ahead, flame, post whatever. Just be creative. You only get one picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 You're not worth it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 I really hate the fucking Eagles. Brian Westbrook rapes children and elderly citizens. That's all I got. Happy Birthday, idiot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted November 8, 2005 Go fuck yourself and die, you retarded cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted November 8, 2005 The stats show that you're 2-23-4 in flaming contests against other posters, therefore it is time for you to leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted November 8, 2005 You make me ashamed to have 311 in my avatar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 ... Who are you again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 This thread would have been alot better if it was never made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted November 8, 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted November 8, 2005 Well that stay up about as long as I expected it to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DALEK Report post Posted November 8, 2005 EAS-Y - EX-TER-MI-NA-TION! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 Hey, someone the board may hate more than me. I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 Wednesday, Nov. 9th is my 23rd birthday. Post pictures of what you think my party would look like. Go ahead, flame, post whatever. Just be creative. You only get one picture. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *no homo* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted November 8, 2005 I dig your coolness, UseTheSledgehammerUh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 Who starts there own birthday thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2005 We were at the beach! Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock! And there they saw a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a ROCK LOBSTER! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! That Family Guy just made me happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted November 9, 2005 Hey, someone the board may hate more than me. I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was a bit much. Nobodies trying to hurt feelings here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 In honor of UseTheSledgehammerUh, I present the ultimate baseball birthday greetings... First, from the Texas slugger, Adam Dunn! The best current player to share your birthday! Second, the only HOFer in baseball who shares your birthday, the legendary Bob Gibson! Next, no self-respecting baseball birthday thread could exist without a man named Cox!! And since we've resorted to Cox jokes, how about greetings from David Bush! The great manager born this day! And finally, the greatest player never to register an at bat!! Considering the best player born on my birthday was Steve F'n Renko, consider yourself blessed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 Hey, someone the board may hate more than me. I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was a bit much. Nobodies trying to hurt feelings here. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe you're not, but some people don't like him, legitimately. But you're right that it was too much. I wasn't serious about wishing it to be his last, though. I just added that for a little "oomph". I wasn't feeling so great. My mistake. I'm annoyed by the guy more than I truly dislike him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 Al is scary good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 I thought this was going to be an Amazing Rondo post about his 23rd birthday. Needless to say, I'm very disappointed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 Al, that was an awesome post. I was totally expecting a giant BMP of Bobby Abreu, but you proved your class. And to Matt Young... I blatantly gave people a forum to post and have ONE CHANCE at flaming me. Since you did yours, and then TOOK IT BACK, it only proves what we learned when you posted 6 million pictures/stories about your dirty-looking, self-overrated girlfriend and how much you miss/need her: You have no dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted November 9, 2005 That's good stuff right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 Al, that was an awesome post. I was totally expecting a giant BMP of Bobby Abreu, but you proved your class. And to Matt Young... I blatantly gave people a forum to post and have ONE CHANCE at flaming me. Since you did yours, and then TOOK IT BACK, it only proves what we learned when you posted 6 million pictures/stories about your dirty-looking, self-overrated girlfriend and how much you miss/need her: You have no dick. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> this may very well be the first...and possibly POSSIBLY only...time I've ever enjoyed a UTSU post... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 A Team of Lance Armstrongs wishes UTSU a happy birthday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't shed a tear if somebody picked off UTSU... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2005 I normally would wish anyone a happy birthday, but you, well you're just an obnoxious cock. May it be your last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't shed a tear if somebody picked off UTSU... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I did not freeze when I read what Failed Mascot wrote. I know some people in South Jersey, and I'm mildly concerned about their safety. I probably won't pray for the safety of our frat guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
