Guest Fook Posted December 19, 2005 Report Posted December 19, 2005 How many normal, well-adjusted people would care that someone named Persis Khambatta was in Star Trek?
Art Sandusky Posted December 20, 2005 Report Posted December 20, 2005 Hey, it's attaching a successful franchise name to an inferior product. Happens all the time, because SOME people fall for it each time.
Ravenbomb Posted December 20, 2005 Report Posted December 20, 2005 what's with adding a movie they've done to the middle of their name? How many (normal, well-adjusted) people would readily know who Persis Khambatta was? Even if you explained, how many people would know who you were talking about? I mean, how many people have really seen the first Star Trek movie?
snuffbox Posted December 20, 2005 Report Posted December 20, 2005 We did this thread before, with Kane. Can we close this? "There is nothing cooler than going into a messageboard thread to whine like a little bitch" -Chuck Norris
Guest Hadley Posted December 27, 2005 Report Posted December 27, 2005 Dont forget: Bruce Lee didnt die, Chuck Norris sucked out his soul and absorbed it into his own body. Then Chuck sold lee's corpse to the hong kong film industry .
Guest mr. teh awesome Posted December 29, 2005 Report Posted December 29, 2005 his sexual positions contain subtle fruedian commentary
Guest Haiku Posted January 2, 2006 Report Posted January 2, 2006 a kick to the face its force like a bullet train death by Chuck Norris
haws bah gawd Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 A surprisingly original gimmick post.....I like it!
LaParkaYourCar Posted January 5, 2006 Report Posted January 5, 2006 Viagara is made from Chuck Norris's testosterone. If you have an erection for over 4 hours and you call the doctor he then transfers your call to Chuck who tells you to get over it. You've just taken a fraction of Chuck's testosterone. He walks around with a constant erection and he's doing just fine.
Ravenbomb Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Chuck Norris is keeping Tim White alive
CBright7831 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 As an employee of a grocery store, I've always wondered if Chuck Norris prefers paper or plastic when he buys his groceries.
LaParkaYourCar Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't need paper OR plastic. He can carry all his groceries in one hand while roundhouse kicking some idiot who let his basket roll into the side of Chuck's car.
Star Ocean 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Posted January 6, 2006 There was an article in the LA Times today about Chuck Norris. It mentioned Conan's Walker clips and the Norris facts, including several of them. Chuck Norris could not be reached for comment.
Art Sandusky Posted January 7, 2006 Report Posted January 7, 2006 Uncle Jesse could take Chuck Norris, because Chuck would realize that Uncle Jesse is totally sweet.
Vern Gagne Posted January 9, 2006 Report Posted January 9, 2006 The reality is Chuck Norris is Ned Flanders with a Black Belt.
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