Guest Fook Report post Posted December 19, 2005 How many normal, well-adjusted people would care that someone named Persis Khambatta was in Star Trek? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 Hey, it's attaching a successful franchise name to an inferior product. Happens all the time, because SOME people fall for it each time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 *points to Hoff* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 what's with adding a movie they've done to the middle of their name? How many (normal, well-adjusted) people would readily know who Persis Khambatta was? Even if you explained, how many people would know who you were talking about? I mean, how many people have really seen the first Star Trek movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 We did this thread before, with Kane. Can we close this? "There is nothing cooler than going into a messageboard thread to whine like a little bitch" -Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hadley Report post Posted December 27, 2005 Dont forget: Bruce Lee didnt die, Chuck Norris sucked out his soul and absorbed it into his own body. Then Chuck sold lee's corpse to the hong kong film industry . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mr. teh awesome Report post Posted December 29, 2005 his sexual positions contain subtle fruedian commentary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Haiku Report post Posted January 2, 2006 a kick to the face its force like a bullet train death by Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 A surprisingly original gimmick post.....I like it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 Viagara is made from Chuck Norris's testosterone. If you have an erection for over 4 hours and you call the doctor he then transfers your call to Chuck who tells you to get over it. You've just taken a fraction of Chuck's testosterone. He walks around with a constant erection and he's doing just fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Chuck Norris is keeping Tim White alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Psycho Diablo 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Fuckin' Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 As an employee of a grocery store, I've always wondered if Chuck Norris prefers paper or plastic when he buys his groceries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 he has his groceries delivered Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't need paper OR plastic. He can carry all his groceries in one hand while roundhouse kicking some idiot who let his basket roll into the side of Chuck's car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 There was an article in the LA Times today about Chuck Norris. It mentioned Conan's Walker clips and the Norris facts, including several of them. Chuck Norris could not be reached for comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 Uncle Jesse could take Chuck Norris, because Chuck would realize that Uncle Jesse is totally sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 The reality is Chuck Norris is Ned Flanders with a Black Belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
