Winner of the Rumble revealed plus; News on 'Mania

[Dandy 0]

This is getting very abstract, but could he get caught in the backwoods and forced to scream like a pig while getting assraped and be Deliverandy Orton?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

So we'll get Randy Orton, but with short arms and bad teeth, superimposed on a baby, up on the titan tron as Chris Benwahndy Orton?

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More like, "let the BOOBIES hit the floor."

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Right, I was thinking 2000 lame Chris Jericho titan tron hijinx.

 

If Orton did that stuff in 2005, he'd be Shenanigandy Orton.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I want this thread to die. I'm going to class. See ya.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Discovering a love of chorus lines, behold the high-kicking stylings of Can-Candy Orton.

[Slayer 0]

He can come through a TV and grant wishes as Belldandy Orton

[Hoff 0]

Maybe Czech is going to Algebrandy Orton....

[Dandy 0]

He could be an awesome fake talk show where Dick Dietrick says amusing double entendres and be Nighstandy Orton.

[Angle-plex 0]

Only 150 more posts until this thread is considered a "classic" and is put in the classic folder! Keep up the good work!

[Slayer 0]

This would all end if the WWE made him Shitcanned-y Orton

 

That's my last one

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Preach non-violence resistance and irrevocably change India as Mahatma Gandhy Orton

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Become an actress who protrays a quick-witted, open-hearted, warm-spirited single mother with an extremely intelligent and boy-troubled daughter on a hit WB show... Lauren Grahamdy Orton.

[foleyfanforever88 0]

kill a giant's dad and drag around his coffin as Big Bossmandy?

 

^probably already been used

[Dandy 0]

Nah, that was a new one.

[Dangerous A 0]

Perhaps Morgan Freeman will chauffer him around town as Jessica Tandy Orton in

 

 

Driving Miss Daisy

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Become obsessive compulsive to the point to where he can't have anything around him that is dirty. He becomes affectionately known as SpicnSpandy Orton.

[Dandy 0]

He could transform himself into a song and accompany Hulk Hogan down to the ring as Real Americandy Orton.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

The WrestleMania main event, provided Batista doesn't drop it due to his injury, absolutely has to be Batista defending against The Undertaker.

 

Can the champion, who has held the championship for a full year, be the one to finally end The Undertaker's winning streak?

 

The story writes itself, and for once you have a WrestleMania main event that has some element of doubt as to who the winner's actually going to be.

 

Sure, it means Taker wins the Rumble when someone else could use the rub of winning the Rumble, but I don't see how Taker vs. Batista isn't the correct thing for business.

 

As much as I would like to see that, I'd be more interested in seeing Angle / Undertaker or Benoit / Undertaker.

[Dandy 0]

Perhaps Morgan Freeman will chauffer him around town as Jessica Tandy Orton in

 

 

Driving Miss Daisy

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Third time that has been used.

[foleyfanforever88 0]

Come in a 64-pack of rainbow colors as Crayola Crayondy.

[Dangerous A 0]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy Orton

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

It seems like we're driving this joke straight into the ground. It's a lil out there, ya know?

 

If Orton did this in the WWE and also fought women, he'd be Kaufmandy Orton.

[Dandy 0]

He could be a guy that don't take shit off anyone and dare them to come at him. He would Draw a Line In the Sandy Orton.

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy Orton

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Hate to keep shitting on ya, but that was used already, too.

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A Ric Flair protege as To be the man, WOOOOOO!, you gotta beat the mandy Orton.

[Dandy 0]

This is playing off one of my earlier posts, but he could come on here and point out already used ideas in this thread to Dangerous A and be Imarkout4eldandy Orton.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

We're starting to repeat outselves. Let's get out of here before it becomes sort of like a military quagmire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cause if Orton got himself into something like this, he'd be Vietnamdy Orton.

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy Orton

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Hate to keep shitting on ya, but that was used already, too.

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Fuck, it was like the first post that started this beauty and I ain't going back all that way.

[Slayer 0]

Better strike while the iron is cold

[Dandy 0]

What if he got fed up with the Nazis and was going to Storm the Beaches of Normandy Orton?

[naiwf 0]

Put him under a mask and team him up with another hopeless loser Rosey, as the new Curry Mandy Orton. Just wanted to get that in before this gets closed.