Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2005 Undermen are the new hippies! Ahem. Wikipedia will always get high marks in my book, since it allowed me to edit information on the dildo blender into Jim Duggan's profile. And then some "TruthCrusader" cuntbag went and deleted it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2005 George Walker Bush (born July 6, 1946) is the 43rd and current President of the United States since 2001. From 1995 to 2000, Bush served as Governor of the State of Texas. A lifelong member of the Republican Party, Bush was a businessman before entering politics. He helped found the failed Arbusto Energy and later became a managing partner in the Texas Rangers baseball team. Bush was elected the 46th Governor of Texas in 1994 and was re-elected in 1998. He won the Republican nomination in the 2000 presidential election and was elected President. HE IS ALSO A CUM SUCKING FAGGOT, AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT COLORS. I'm going to be working this in there at some point this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 Online Encyclopedia is a Gathering for Internet Predators WHO IS EDITING THE INTERNET'S ENCYCLOPEDIA? by the Parents for the Online Safety of Children (POSC) 12-12-05 Wikipedia.com: you can find links to it everywhere. Online forums, scholarly journals, blogs, high school research papers. Wikipedia is an "open source" encyclopedia with the philosophy of democratic contribution. This encyclopedia differs from other more established encyclopedias by its editors; Wikipedia is composed of anonymous people contributing, deleting, and voting on various aspects of articles. Wikipedia is the frontier of online information distribution, with over 830,000 articles in the English language. It does have many criticisms, but there is one very important question that goes ignored by the mainstream media and wikifans alike. Who, exactly, edits wikipedia? It has come to the attention of the Parents for the Online Safety of Children (POSC) that there is a underground cabal of pedophiles who edit wikipedia, trying to make wikipedia a distribution center for pedophile propaganda. One user, who goes by the name of Zanthalon, writes on his profile, "Many of you have commented that the majority of my edits are on pedophilia-related articles. This is an area of interest for me since I am myself a pedophile, a girllover to be specific." He then goes on to add the standard disclaimer that is echoed by many convicted child molestors, "I would stress, however, that, I am not a child molester, having never broken the law or engaged in any intimate physical activities with any persons under the statutory age of consent". Zanthalon is a frequent editor of the Pedophilia article, ensuring it is written from a pro-pedophile standpoint. It seems that wikipedia's administration supports what he is doing. One wikipedia admin, by the name of Ta bu shi da yu*, who is a self-described liberal marxist, goes on to commend Zanthalon's contributions.* Another wikipedia admin, by the name of Schissel, thanks Zanthalon for uploading an image.* Schissel also has a curious looking red star on his wikipedia profile.* Zanthalon is not without fellow pedophiles at wikipedia. LuxOfTKGL shares pleasantries with his friend Zanthalon, and says that it is "nice to see you here." You see, Zanthalon and LuxOfTKGL keep in touch on a frequent basis outside of wikipedia, as they're quite familiar with each other. They're part of the pedophile underground that has infiltrated wikipedia. LuxOfTKGL is a self-admitted "girl-oriented childover" and a "born-again Christian." Quite clearly one can see the recent scandals of pedophiles infiltrating the Catholic church for easy access to children, and there is no doubt that LuxofTKGL is following the same pattern. Especially when one reads what LuxOfTKGL has to write about sexual relations with children. Keep in mind he is a friend of Zanthalon, who claims to not have had any sexual relationship with children: "I would like to see child-orientated pedophiles, openly allowed to be around children, without having to keep the issue of their sexuality a secret. I would like to see the public, come to accept that such peoples are not dangerous, and that having them around children, or even trusting them with the care of a child, is not a risk. "We have a long way to go before such goals can be achieved, but I try as I may, whenever I can, to open the eyes of the ignorant on this matter, and ask for their understanding. "I live as a GOD worshipping, child-lover, Blessed as long as I long as I put him first". But I put children second." LuxOfTKGL is also the administrator of a community of pedophiles. Once we visit Zanthalon's discussion page, we see one user asking Zanthalon to vote for a user named "Lucky69*" to the admin team. This example of pedophile nepotism shows that a vulgar name of "Lucky69*" does not deter pedophiles from putting sexual degenerates on the wikipedia staff. Lucky69* is now an admin at wikipedia thanks to the efforts of the pedophile underground at wikipedia. Clayboy, an exposed boylover, says that, "There is no conspiracy to enslave your children. There is no attempt to sweet-talk our way into your hearts and homes. We are simply social outcasts because a part of what we are triggers a moral outrage. Yet we have never violated neither laws nor children. We hide that part of us all our lives, many living in shame and isolation, many in complex webs of lies and half-truths and secret despair." Such sentiments were echoed by Joseph Duncan, a convicted pedophile and murderer. According to Joseph Duncan's blog, sex offenders are deserving of forgiveness and deserving of compassion.=20 He said this before he kidnapped two children of 8 and 9 years of age, and murdered their mother. A user named "Klaive" on wikipedia roots for Zanthalon's struggle to plant pedophilia in wikipedia. Klaive also admits to viewing cartoon child pornography on a frequent basis. Clayboy's talk page shows us a fellow pedophile telling us that children need protection from society, and that there is nothing wrong with adult men having sex with children. Rookiee, a boylover, says, "I'm an activist in the Childlove Community. I am a pedosexual and boylover. I host a podcast titled Pedologues which aims to objectively look at the issue of multi-generational relationships and how it relates to child sexuality, western society and law. I'm a self-admitted pedant." He then goes on to add, "I do not plan on 'spreading propaganda' as many claim our side of the issue likes to do." Of course you wouldn't, Rookiee. Of course you wouldn't. On the pedophilia talk page, we find a probable pedophile named "Rainbird" defending pedophilia and complaining about sex offender registries. Bias works its way in from the pedophile community; one admitted supporter of pedophilia by the name of 24ip is a constant contributor to the Childlover page, and enjoys changing semantics to portray pedophilia in a desirable light. A pervert named Sweetfreek complains about the "western" attitudes towards child molestation, and dismissed a murder-rape case of a seven year old girl as only a murder. Neural, a supporter of pedophilia, complains that the treatment of pedophiles mirrors that of the treatment of Jews in nazi germany. Neural has an admitted interest in "erotica", but avoids specifying the type and form of erotica. Perhaps the most disturbing element is that wikipedia allows anyone, provided they have an IP address, to edit and change an article without registering. This means that wikipedia does not check for credentials at all. Any pedophile can edit any page to promote a deviant agenda, and-- as the talk and history pages for the pedophilia pages show--such is the case, with IP addresses of random visitors strewn everywhere. The Parents for the Online Safety of Children (POSC) organization is worried about parents letting their children into a website that is a known gathering for pedophiles. Any pedophile can easily obtain a child's IP address and use it to locate the child's place of residence outside of the internet. Pedophiles may also solicit children for sex or attempt to contact them through using wikipedia as a medium, or even find out their e-mail address or instant messenger screen name. Since wikipedia allows pedophiles to edit wikipedia pages and view the IP addresses of children freely, we recommend that you use filtering software to block wikipedia from access in your household or school. The internet is already a dangerous lurking ground for pedophiles; statistics show that about 1 in 5 children are solicited for sex online, and with the growth of the unregulated wikipedia, that number can only skyrocket. Pedophiles are dangerous people who constantly insist that they are no harm for children, despite the overwhelming evidence against such claims. They tell us there is nothing to worry, that western attitudes are incorrect, and that there is nothing wrong with having sex with children. Such stratified claims show us that the pedophiles are too impulsive, and attempt to promote pedophilia in various contradictory ways, doing so to parrot out whatever argument will further pedophilia at the given point in time. Since wikipedia refuses to address the issue of pedophiles within its ranks and the allowance of random editing to pages, we can only recommend parents to withhold access to wikipedia.com for the time being. About the Parents for the Online Safety for Children The Parents for the Online Safety for Children (POSC) was created in 1997 by an organization of concerned citizens who felt that enough was not done to stop online pedophilia by the mainstream media and politicians. The POSC currently holds weekly meetings in three states and actively campaigns politicians for action regarding the Internet and pedophilia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2005 the recent scandals of pedophiles infiltrating the Catholic church .... Well that's an interesting way to put it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Uncyclopedia is fun. As long as the articles don't suck, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest clockworkraven Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Uncyclopedia is fun. As long as the articles don't suck, of course. At least they've put up guidelines telling people how not to suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 15, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2006 Hey, Incandenza made a Wikipedia post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2006 I never really figured out the anger in this thread. Is Wikipedia against masturbatory nationalist xenophobia or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 15, 2006 Oh God, what if that's me in seven years? I memorized lots of maps when I was little so I could know where everything was. I think Gilmore Girls is a good show, but I admittedly quit keeping up with new episodes like a year ago. I don't write slash fiction, nor have I wanted to, but what if that's what comes next in my life? I have nothing to offer to society. I hate myself and I want to die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2006 TRUE LOVE by the Czech Republic The full moon was a silvery silhouette in the bedroom of Paris's hotel suite. Paris stood in front of Rory, erect and stiff. This wasn't like being in Stars Hollow. There was a whole new world in front of them. A tear streamed down Paris' cheek. Rory reached over and wiped the tear away. She then undid the buttons to Paris' blouse. Soon the blouse was floating carelessly through the air to the floor. A bra. Slacks. Silken underwear. Soon both young women were completely nude. Rory's eyes burned with an unquenchable fire. Here at long last was the summit of all her desire. Here was what she had longed for all these years. The luxuriant goddess of abundance was here before her, ready to fulfill her every desire. Paris did not move, could not move. Rory took Paris in her arms and started to kiss her passionately. Rory could feel the trembling of Paris' expectant flesh against her own and rejoiced in it. Rory's hands were everywhere, caressing, probing. Rory found her way down to Paris' womanhood. Her tongue penetrated the folds of flesh, soft and moist. Paris' body convulsed with shock. She moaned, then collapsed to the bed. Rory eased on top of her. She stared deeply into Paris' eyes, giving her a look only true lovers could know. They made love. * * * * * * * * * Paris stared complacently out at the crystal blue waters of the Atlantic as their plane sailed for home. She smiled. How could she not? Next to her sat her lover, wife, best friend. She reached across and kissed her, then held her hand tightly. "Well, I guess we can forget about that calc test today." Paris joked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 15, 2006 That's it, I'm gonna find a bottle of pills to swallow. P.S.: Not enough references to Heidegger, Blondie, and Zoobilee Zoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2006 My cursory glance over the assemblage of Gilmore Girls slash indicates that most of it just isn't clever enough. Disappointing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2006 I still need to write that Cornelius Fudge/Dumbledore slash entitled "Packing Fudge." I really need to. Really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2006 Aside a handful of episodes, I still haven't watched beyond season three. Should I continue to season four? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 16, 2006 Stop when you get to when she's dating Logan. All downhill with that prick around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2006 Well, at least you guys didn't pay for a bunch of crap for a fake girl you met while playing World of Warcraft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2006 I never really figured out the anger in this thread. Is Wikipedia against masturbatory nationalist xenophobia or something? Eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2006 "I live as a GOD worshipping, child-lover, Blessed as long as I long as I put him first". But I put children second." I can't really tell from the grammar here whether or not that "children second" bit was added to him by the pedo haters or from the guy himself, but either way its Gold Jerry Gold! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2006 Every time I try to update a page they later reject it saying that they don't except "independent research". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2006 They might ACCEPT cited sources... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 Wikipedia's bad for academic work, but sometimes it's tremendous for general information. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Side_Park I could never find a good shot of the Cubs' former park before now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 Dave Attell's line about Wikipedia is the best thing about Wikipedia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 Why do people do that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epic Reine 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 I remember about a year and a half ago when I first discovered Wikipedia, I thought it was pretty much the best site ever because anything, ANYTHING I ever wanted to know about was on that site but recently, the more I read it, the less reliable I find it to be. Information changes day by day which confuses people and leaves you to decide what is really true or not. I think it's due to the fact that the site has become so popular that they need more moderators for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 Why do people do that? To encourage people to be proactive and look it up themselves. "Wikipedia: At last, an encyclopedia by potheads!" Now comes the part where you or someone else says that the line isn't funny. Go ahead, keep it going... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 I wouldn't use it for serious research, but I've found it useful in finding out basic info on certain things. Yeah the same for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 It's an encyclopedia that anyone can edit yet there are pages and pages of stupid discussions. Hello, you don't like something, change it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Why do people do that? To encourage people to be proactive and look it up themselves. "Wikipedia: At last, an encyclopedia by potheads!" Now comes the part where you or someone else says that the line isn't funny. Go ahead, keep it going... You pre-empting the response doesn't make the validity and truthfulness of it any lesser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Cannon 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2006 Helping pedophiles out or not, i saved myself 20 years and countless dollars by learning the life story of every comic book character ever while at work. While watching X-Men 3: Fellow viewer: Iceman is kind of lame. Me: Well actually in the comics he's an "omega level mutant" FV: Oh really? Why? Me: I dunno, something about potential. FV: Do you read alot of comics? Me: No, i don't read comics at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites