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Why is Carlito in Fucking Character in Afghanistan?


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Guest tony manero
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He constantly referred to himself in the third person and pretty much acted like a bit of a prick, when everyone else was speaking from the heart and was very genuine. Hell, even fucking Masters knew to come out of character when being interviewed about the troops.

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Like I said before. When I interviewed him at the Unforgiven press conference he stayed in character. When I actually asked him "Can you speak for real and not in character?" He acted offended and in character went on about how Carlito was a real person and blah blah blah.

Guest Jack Potts
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The real question is: Why doesn't he have a FINISHER?!!* That is absolutely the most annoying thing about his character!

 

 

(*Note to WWE: School boy Roll-up, Roll-up with Illegal Pulling of Tights, Roll-up with Rope Assist, or any variation thereof is NOT a finisher.)

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Oh please, it was the fun kind of prick, if you could even call it that. Not like he told the soliders they weren't cool because of their fatigues being ugly or something.

I agree with Kotz ... it's not like his gimmick mocks the soldiers.

 

Plus, I doubt that he was acting on his own. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he was instructed to stay in character.

 

Lastly, why WOULDN'T the wrestlers stay in character? They're there to entertain the soldiers.

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Lastly, why WOULDN'T the wrestlers stay in character? They're there to entertain the soldiers.

 

I agree.

 

I'd think that most of the troops just want to have a good time watching these guys flop around, and do the usual stupidity with their characters.

 

It's not like they're going to tear up because some carny wrestler says they respect said troops.

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The real question is: Why doesn't he have a FINISHER?!!* That is absolutely the most annoying thing about his character!

 

 

(*Note to WWE: School boy Roll-up, Roll-up with Illegal Pulling of Tights, Roll-up with Rope Assist, or any variation thereof is NOT a finisher.)

 

My friend and I joked that he should get a roll-up with his feet on the ropes as his finisher in SvR 2006. That could actually create some funny (and also HIGHLY annoying) situations, but it'd make the game realistic.

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"Hey man, livin the gimmick, that's old school. K-5 Baby."

 

Agreed. I think that he was brought up in the old school tradition by Carlos Colon. He is always in character while out in public. I'd love to see him appear on Michael Landsberg's "OTR" show and watch Landsberg's frustration mount!

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The real question is: Why doesn't he have a FINISHER?!!* That is absolutely the most annoying thing about his character!

 

 

(*Note to WWE: School boy Roll-up, Roll-up with Illegal Pulling of Tights, Roll-up with Rope Assist, or any variation thereof is NOT a finisher.)

 

He HAS a finisher, pay attention. Everybody keeps saying he needs a finisher. He already has one

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No, he does NOT have a finisher. A finisher to me is defined as "A devastating move a wrestler uses to finish off his opponent and win a match." Does Carlito have anything that resembles that? And yes, I know he's done the Roll of the Dice a couple of times (against Foley on the floor, against Rey in the Smackdown sneak attack) but to my knowledge he's never won any notable match with it.

 

The amusing thing is that in the recent Michaels match they did a finisher reversal sequence out of that Roll of the Dice move, but the crowd had no clue since he's never actually WON A MATCH with it.

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He's an inexperienced idiot who works for a company that assumed that their wrestlers were smart enough to know when and when not to be in character.

 

Evidently they assumed wrong.

I can guaran-DAMN-tee that if Ric Flair or Stone Cold was over there, they'd be in character.

 

Hell, Vince was in character when he made the troops yell "Good morning, sir" to him Wednesday.

Guest Jack Potts
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The real question is: Why doesn't he have a FINISHER?!!* That is absolutely the most annoying thing about his character!

 

 

(*Note to WWE: School boy Roll-up, Roll-up with Illegal Pulling of Tights, Roll-up with Rope Assist, or any variation thereof is NOT a finisher.)

 

He HAS a finisher, pay attention. Everybody keeps saying he needs a finisher. He already has one

 

Sir, I have paid attention. It does not exist. If Carlito uses the Roll-Of-The-Dice, it is certainly not employed as a finishing move, because the only move I have seen him use to secure a three-count is one of his infinite roll-up variations. Carlito is to roll-ups as Tazz was to suplexes.

 

Come to think of it, that is an appropriate finisher for the guy. Since apples are such a big part of his gimmick, just call his finisher "The Fruit Roll-Up."

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Is his finisher not the leg/neckbreaker thing that Randy Orton used to use (Overdrive)? Dubbed "the Cool Breaker" by Carlito? I've never seen him use it, but this is what I've read somewhere before.

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