Guest TheBASHER Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Stephanie (McMahon) Levesque and her husband, Paul Levesque (Triple H), are happy to announce that they are expecting their first child. WWE.com would like to congratulate the expecting parents. Taken from wwe.com
ChrisMWaters Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 The Demon Spawn has been laid. The apocalypse is near. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! O_O ...OK, seriously, I know we hate them...but congrats at last to them for getting this.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Who knew an awkward pause and long stare in a parking garage of an arena could get someone pregnant? THIS IS THE GREATEST MEDICAL NEWS IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT SPORT!
SuperJerk Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Two thoughts: 1) WWE.com really needs to decide if it wants to be kayfabe or not. 2) I really hope its a girl.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 You know bob...I was going to go there, but decided to take the path less traveled by. I predict that HHH will rape a diva with his eyes, and Vince McMahon will give him a title shot because of it.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Let's hope this spawn gets an absurd amout of attention from its parents, which will keep them away from the WWE, for the longest time possible. RRR: Giddy with the prospect of Steph getting her mitts off the writing team.
haVoc Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 I would like to congratulate and wish the future parents the best and I would completely understand if you wanted to take the next year in a half off to have a healthy pregnancy and birth. I wouldn't have it any other way. You two crazy kids, go enjoy your time off!
DrVenkman PhD Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 So they will both be taking time off this year, right?
2GOLD Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Yeah major congrats. In fact, go be a stay at home mom! The kid deserves your undivided attention for the next six or seven or 18 years.
therealworldschampion Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Why have I gotten the flashback of Angle's 2002 promo when he brought out a stuffed animal ape with a banana on its nose that says "HHH Jr."? Anyway, congrats to the new parents.
haws bah gawd Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Theres no better time than ever for Big Show to use his gigantic cast to give HHH a "career-ending" injury at NYR tonight. Seriously though, congrats to the two of them.
Guest Human Highlight Reel Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Everybody grab a torch and pitchfork, we've got a monster to destroy! Seriously though, lucky kid is Prince of (american) Wrestling now.
Enigma Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 I hope this kid grows up absolutely hating wrestling like Lex Luger's son does.
DrVenkman PhD Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Crazy WWE.com... Stephanie is pregnant and the Dicks are in action.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 You know, I just had a sick, fun thought. What if we found out Triple H wasn't the real father. Insted, the real father is... CHRIS JERICHO!
Mole Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Awesome. This will turn into an angle somehow.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 What I like about this, is that the kid is SO going to have the last name McMahon.
SuperJerk Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Why have I gotten the flashback of Angle's 2002 promo when he brought out a stuffed animal ape with a banana on its nose that says "HHH Jr."? Anyway, congrats to the new parents. "Huh? You want a banana? They're that damn good?"
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 If I were HHH, I'd be more worried about Vince.
Guest jumpingbombangel Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 We need to start putting money on what kind of defects the baby is gonna have thanks to HHH's steroided sperm and Stephanie's cocaine-laced ovaries (come on, she hasn't abused some sort of mind altering drug over the past 5 years she's been in charge? It's the only excuse for the shitfest she oversees). Plus we got what, over 20 years of karma waiting to pay its dues on the McMahons? I hope they name him Eugene. With that said, best wishes and all that bullshit.
haws bah gawd Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Yes, theres the karma factor to think about. I dont want to wish bad things to happen to an unborn child, but years of backstabbing, and just generally being a complete dick, are going to come back and bite HHH in the ass one of these days.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Yes, theres the karma factor to think about. I dont want to wish bad things to happen to an unborn child, but years of backstabbing, and just generally being a complete dick, are going to come back and bite HHH in the ass one of these days. Unless the Quad Tear was already the Karma attack.
2GOLD Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Maybe this is why Juvi got released? The juice was set loose in Steph's womb? If they do an angle, they should totally make the father KANE. Just because he needs to be involved in two shitty pregnancy angles in his career.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 Yes, theres the karma factor to think about. I dont want to wish bad things to happen to an unborn child, but years of backstabbing, and just generally being a complete dick, are going to come back and bite HHH in the ass one of these days. Unless the Quad Tear was already the Karma attack. Nah. The Quad Tear eventually led to the HHH vs. Stepahnie (w/Y2J) feud.
razazteca Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 You know, I just had a sick, fun thought. What if we found out Triple H wasn't the real father. Insted, the real father is... CHRIS JERICHO! Randy Savage!
Failed Bridge Posted January 8, 2006 Report Posted January 8, 2006 If karma were to strike then the baby ends up being Bret Hart's.
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