Stephanie McMahon is pregnant

[Guest TheBASHER]

Stephanie (McMahon) Levesque and her husband, Paul Levesque (Triple H), are happy to announce that they are expecting their first child. WWE.com would like to congratulate the expecting parents.

 

Taken from wwe.com

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

This is the best news ever.

[tpww7 0]

Why would they post this on WWE.com?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The Demon Spawn has been laid.

 

The apocalypse is near.

 

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! O_O

 

...OK, seriously, I know we hate them...but congrats at last to them for getting this.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Who knew an awkward pause and long stare in a parking garage of an arena could get someone pregnant?

 

THIS IS THE GREATEST MEDICAL NEWS IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT SPORT!

[SuperJerk 0]

Two thoughts:

 

1) WWE.com really needs to decide if it wants to be kayfabe or not.

 

2) I really hope its a girl.

[bob_barron 0]

 

Excellent.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

You know bob...I was going to go there, but decided to take the path less traveled by.

 

I predict that HHH will rape a diva with his eyes, and Vince McMahon will give him a title shot because of it.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Let's hope this spawn gets an absurd amout of attention from its parents, which will keep them away from the WWE, for the longest time possible.

 

RRR: Giddy with the prospect of Steph getting her mitts off the writing team.

[haVoc 0]

I would like to congratulate and wish the future parents the best and I would completely understand if you wanted to take the next year in a half off to have a healthy pregnancy and birth.

 

I wouldn't have it any other way. You two crazy kids, go enjoy your time off!

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

So they will both be taking time off this year, right?

[2GOLD 0]

Yeah major congrats. In fact, go be a stay at home mom! The kid deserves your undivided attention for the next six or seven or 18 years.

[therealworldschampion 0]

Why have I gotten the flashback of Angle's 2002 promo when he brought out a stuffed animal ape with a banana on its nose that says "HHH Jr."?

 

Anyway, congrats to the new parents.

[haws bah gawd 0]

Theres no better time than ever for Big Show to use his gigantic cast to give HHH a "career-ending" injury at NYR tonight.

 

Seriously though, congrats to the two of them.

[Guest Human Highlight Reel]

Everybody grab a torch and pitchfork, we've got a monster to destroy!

 

Seriously though, lucky kid is Prince of (american) Wrestling now.

[Enigma 0]

I hope this kid grows up absolutely hating wrestling like Lex Luger's son does.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Crazy WWE.com... Stephanie is pregnant and the Dicks are in action.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know, I just had a sick, fun thought.

 

What if we found out Triple H wasn't the real father.

 

Insted, the real father is...

 

CHRIS JERICHO!

[Mole 0]

Awesome.

 

This will turn into an angle somehow.

[haVoc 0]

Maybe this is why Juvi got released?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

What I like about this, is that the kid is SO going to have the last name McMahon.

[SuperJerk 0]

Why have I gotten the flashback of Angle's 2002 promo when he brought out a stuffed animal ape with a banana on its nose that says "HHH Jr."?

 

Anyway, congrats to the new parents.

"Huh? You want a banana? They're that damn good?"

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

If I were HHH, I'd be more worried about Vince.

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

We need to start putting money on what kind of defects the baby is gonna have thanks to HHH's steroided sperm and Stephanie's cocaine-laced ovaries (come on, she hasn't abused some sort of mind altering drug over the past 5 years she's been in charge? It's the only excuse for the shitfest she oversees). Plus we got what, over 20 years of karma waiting to pay its dues on the McMahons? I hope they name him Eugene.

 

With that said, best wishes and all that bullshit.

[haws bah gawd 0]

Yes, theres the karma factor to think about. I dont want to wish bad things to happen to an unborn child, but years of backstabbing, and just generally being a complete dick, are going to come back and bite HHH in the ass one of these days.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yes, theres the karma factor to think about. I dont want to wish bad things to happen to an unborn child, but years of backstabbing, and just generally being a complete dick, are going to come back and bite HHH in the ass one of these days.

 

Unless the Quad Tear was already the Karma attack.

[2GOLD 0]

Maybe this is why Juvi got released?

 

The juice was set loose in Steph's womb?

 

If they do an angle, they should totally make the father KANE. Just because he needs to be involved in two shitty pregnancy angles in his career.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Yes, theres the karma factor to think about. I dont want to wish bad things to happen to an unborn child, but years of backstabbing, and just generally being a complete dick, are going to come back and bite HHH in the ass one of these days.

 

Unless the Quad Tear was already the Karma attack.

 

Nah. The Quad Tear eventually led to the HHH vs. Stepahnie (w/Y2J) feud.

[razazteca 0]

You know, I just had a sick, fun thought.

 

What if we found out Triple H wasn't the real father.

 

Insted, the real father is...

 

CHRIS JERICHO!

Randy Savage!

[Failed Bridge 0]

If karma were to strike then the baby ends up being Bret Hart's.