The Niggardly King Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris
MrRant Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 Chuck once used his book to kill a man for littering.
Guest Brian Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 God, can someone come up with a fact that ties in Chuck and shilling.
nl5xsk1 Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 trying to pimp his book. Dear TSM, Carnival states the obvious. Yours truly, nl5
Slayer Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 I got more of a laugh out of his twisting the facts into a shill for his book than I did from (most of) the facts themselves
The Czech Republic Posted January 10, 2006 Report Posted January 10, 2006 Chuck Norris hotwired a car with his eyes? I think I'll buy his novel.
Carnival Posted January 11, 2006 Report Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck Norris once was on a TV show called "Walker Texas Ranger".
2GOLD Posted January 11, 2006 Report Posted January 11, 2006 I like that Chuck will autograph anything you buy from his site for only 100 dollars extra! One hundred fucking dollars for the autograph of Walker, Texas Ranger. Somebody is really overestimating his worth. And bless him for it. His "Farewell letter" dedicated to the end of Walker is classic. Chuck Norris: Funny even when he's not trying to be funny.
Ravenbomb Posted January 11, 2006 Report Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck originally had a tour of all the lame talk shows to shill his autobiography, but his sales method was to roundhouse kick everyone in the audience until they bought a copy, so they had to cancel it
CBright7831 Posted January 11, 2006 Report Posted January 11, 2006 Norris's book would be the perfect opprotunity for Conan to get him back on.
The Czech Republic Posted January 12, 2006 Report Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris once was on a TV show called "Walker Texas Ranger". This might be the best one yet, God knows how.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted January 14, 2006 Report Posted January 14, 2006 Chuck actually has already written several autobiographies under various pseudonyms. Bible Torah Bhagavad Gita Koran Tao De Ching The Analects of Confucius Book of Mormon
Guest Psycho_Freak Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 Chuck Norris hotwired a car with his eyes? I think I'll buy his novel. Im just waiting for the chuck norris videogame
Nevermortal Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 Chuck Norris Fact: The Chuck Norris facts aren't funny
Guest Psycho_Freak Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 I Thought they Were Pretty Funny.
Guest Boobie Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 Chuck Fact: http://norrishima.ytmnd.com/
Nighthawk Posted January 21, 2006 Report Posted January 21, 2006 The whole thing would have been funnier with Steven Seagal.
Art Sandusky Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 The Torah encourages you to look inside, while the others say to search inside of them.
Youth N Asia Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 http://youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-on-the-T...=chuck%20norris Chuck on the Tony Danza show, not the best quality though
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