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yep, that'd be correct...he's also given to fits of rage at random times, going so far as to heinously throw his remote control at his little brother...he's also noted for strong arming indivuduals with late returns during his days as a library security guard...he'll also root for his college team's bitter rival if his team isn't doing so well...he's a legend when it comes to knocking up chicks and not caring if it's his or not because he just knows she'll get an abortion and he'll have nothing to worry about 9 months later because this particular chick always has abortions whenever she gets knocked up...he's currently learning martial arts so that he can beat people up.

 

I'm telling you, Dama's life will never get old, you can't help but like him!

 

That's only half of my adventures. A friend of mine told me to write a book or star in my own TV series b/c he said the shit that happens to me and the shit I do happens to nobody else. Most of my stories to him end with him saying "only you...." and then he shakes his head.

 

And god dammit I didn't throw the remote control at him. He tried to hit me with the phone and I beat the shit out of him for it.

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Matt Young thinks he's cool cuz he smokes newports.

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Good work matt, I was wondering if you'd catch that.

 

Carnival thinks he's cool cuz he smokes newports.
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yep, that'd be correct...he's also given to fits of rage at random times, going so far as to heinously throw his remote control at his little brother...he's also noted for strong arming indivuduals with late returns during his days as a library security guard...he'll also root for his college team's bitter rival if his team isn't doing so well...he's a legend when it comes to knocking up chicks and not caring if it's his or not because he just knows she'll get an abortion and he'll have nothing to worry about 9 months later because this particular chick always has abortions whenever she gets knocked up...he's currently learning martial arts so that he can beat people up.

 

I'm telling you, Dama's life will never get old, you can't help but like him!

 

That's only half of my adventures. A friend of mine told me to write a book or star in my own TV series b/c he said the shit that happens to me and the shit I do happens to nobody else. Most of my stories to him end with him saying "only you...." and then he shakes his head.

 

And god dammit I didn't throw the remote control at him. He tried to hit me with the phone and I beat the shit out of him for it.

 

Clearly you need to stop being you.

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Newports are horrible. No one I've seen in any kind of good position has smoked Newports either.

 

What do you smoke, Pattycakes? I smoked Marlboro Reds for the first 2 weeks I was a smoker, but after I tried Newports, there was no turning back. Marlboros are nasty.

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*High Fives Matt Young for his cigarette choice* errr....I mean *Gives him a pound, brother*

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Smoking is allowed almost everywhere in Jamaica. So much better than dying without one in a restaurant just because some fucks care about their health.

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You know, some of those anti-smoking commercials do make me want to smoke.

 

Not out of spite or anything though; I smoke occasionally, and I try to not do it at all, but when they show those ads where it's like a close-up of the cigarette as they take a drag in slow-motion...that makes me want to smoke.

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I smoke a couple packs a week. If they really wanted to make a difference, they'd make it illegal, but local governments make far too much money off the shit.

 

And apparently Damaramu's such a terrible person that he's lost the right to be facetious.

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I don't smoke cause it's nasty and smells like shit. But I'd punch a Truth kid in the dome if I had the chance. Those peckerheads are annoying

 

 

See, I personally believe that the Truth ads are run by a Tobacco company and this is the reaction they hope to get. While I don't think that they will make any sane person go smoke, it will make people associate anti smoking legislation and comments to these annoying fuckers. And I guarentee you that ads like these make those that are already smoking even more annoyed with people trying to get them to stop. I can't imagine any of these ads actually making anyone NOT want to smoke and I can't think of any advertising agency that would think that people not smoking would be the result of these things.

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Newports are horrible. No one I've seen in any kind of good position has smoked Newports either.

 

What do you smoke, Pattycakes? I smoked Marlboro Reds for the first 2 weeks I was a smoker, but after I tried Newports, there was no turning back. Marlboros are nasty.

With my head hung in shame, I have to admit that I went on a comparable smoking path as Mr. Young.

 

Started with Reds, smoked them for about 4 years. Moved to Colorado, where every cowboy & stoner sees a box of Reds and asks for one. Next thing I know, I'm giving away half my pack each time. Make the switch to Newports, and the cowboys don't want them (because they're "black people cigarettes") and stoners don't want them (because the fiberglass and shit in 'em).

 

I'd rather smoke 20 of my 2nd favorite brand than 10 of my #1 choice.

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I smoke a couple packs a week. If they really wanted to make a difference, they'd make it illegal, but local governments make far too much money off the shit.

 

And apparently Damaramu's such a terrible person that he's lost the right to be facetious.

 

well, if had just been anyone BUT dama!

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What other commercials of this type annoy the shit out of you?

 

Those fucking Geico commercials.

 

"Hey honey, I just cheated on you with your sister and got her pergnant, but the good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

 

Fucking annoying.

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What other commercials of this type annoy the shit out of you?

 

Those fucking Geico commercials.

 

"Hey honey, I just cheated on you with your sister and got her pergnant, but the good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

 

Fucking annoying.

 

the caveman ones are pretty funny.

 

"honestly, we didn't even know you guys existed!"

 

"yeah, maybe you oughta do a little research next time!"

 

the Little House reality TV spoof was another good Geico commercial.

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What other commercials of this type annoy the shit out of you?

 

Those fucking Geico commercials.

 

"Hey honey, I just cheated on you with your sister and got her pergnant, but the good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

 

Fucking annoying.

Good one

 

My choice: The Sierra Mist Free radio commercials. Now the SMF TV commercial with Michael McKean and Fred Willard was pretty good, but the radio commercials are awful.

 

"You want a Sierra Mist Free?" "Sure." "That'll be a dollar" "But you said it was free" (continued ad nauseum for thirty seconds)

 

or

 

"Can you buy me a Sierra Mist Free?" "Why would you buy me something that's free." (continued ad nauseum for thirty seconds)

 

It wasn't funny when they tried that gag in Back to the Future twenty years ago, what makes you think it's funny now.

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I smoke, and have been for a few years. If I buy or bum a few Marlboro Reds when I'm out, the next day, my throat hurts, and it's fucking packed full of phlegm. Then there's Winstons, which just make your throat hurt the second you drag on them. Don't know what's up with that.

 

In terms of Menthols, Marlboro Milds are where it's at. Those little motherfuckers are tasty.

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