Just got bored and decided to give more to you guys!

[admin 0]

Well, I feel its time to let you guys have a little more “freedom” I guess you could say. Since space isn’t too much of an issue and I know you guys are always complaining about things, I think this is something you hopefully won’t complain about. J Besides not having enough after you use it all… So what’s going on? Everyone now gets the following upgrades, free of charge…

 

You now have a PM box which can hold 500PMs! (previously 100)

 

You now get a global storage space of 5Mb, for use anywhere on the site, including blogs. (Previously 0Kb)

 

You now get to upload your own avatars and personal photos! (Previously not allowed, but due to the e-mails I get time to time, for some smartass who links his avatar to some other site, then they wonder why they all of sudden increase 1300% in traffic or bandwidth usage…) I think the funniest e-mail I got was someone using a picture of jesus off some bible site and caused their site to shutdown because they exceeded quota. J This was about 1½ years ago, no good ones recently.

[Carnival 0]

Hardcore Discussion posts should count towards your post count.

 

I donated $20 last year to your "admin needs new circuits" fund. I have the right to complain....or demand things.

[admin 0]

its only post counts.... Why not? its not like that number means anything.

[Carnival 0]

You're my favorite bot admin.

 

What about past posts? Am I gonna see Czech's post count triple?

[Matt Young 0]

Thanks. My PM box was full, and I was too lazy to delete anything.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Ah, more leg room. Excellent.

[admin 0]

Your welcome,

 

No his post will just be divided by three... Our new post counting system will work off quality post. Anything with less than 100 words will be reviewed and post counts will be divided by the number of "quick" words such as: a, the, it, he, she, they, and, post, Czech, and a few others.

 

The nice thing about division is you will never get to zero, because cutting something in half, no matter how small you will never get nothing afterwards.

[Guest]

Mine is going to dwindle, but I don't care.

[Art Sandusky 0]

So is that how I lost the maximum number?

[Carnival 0]

I can't tell if he was serious.

[BX 0]

Wha?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yeah drop my post count to 100, that reflects quality posts made, and still lets me mess with my avatitle.

[bob_barron 0]

Your welcome,

 

No his post will just be divided by three... Our new post counting system will work off quality post. Anything with less than 100 words will be reviewed and post counts will be divided by the number of "quick" words such as: a, the, it, he, she, they, and, post, Czech, and a few others.

 

The nice thing about division is you will never get to zero, because cutting something in half, no matter how small you will never get nothing afterwards.

 

Quanity does not equal quality

[... 0]

What happened to "ignore?" I can see Leena again.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Thanks. I was always close to 100% full on my PMs and now I got a tonne of breathing room.

 

No more stressing on what PMs to delete

[The Czech Republic 0]

works for me

[Placebo Effect 0]

works for me

 

Good choice.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Minny, I was serious about dropping my post count to 100.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

So is that how I lost the maximum number?

OH SNAP. Gene and I are still tops.

[admin 0]

I was just kidding about the post count stuff.

[BX 0]

I think PM's should count as posts.

[Matt Young 0]

I was just kidding about the post count stuff.

 

I'm trying to figure out how anyone took those comments seriously.

 

And hearing Agent referredto as "Gene" makes him seem way less badass.

[Art Sandusky 0]

8388607 again plz.

 

And I saw Inc's new avatar coming a mile away.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Fuck you, it's part of my character.

[The Czech Republic 0]

IP check, plz

[Guest Princess Leena]

I want 8675309.

[Carnival 0]

I want 8675309.

Just wait a couple months, you're on pace to hit it.

[Guest Princess Leena]

No.

[Nighthawk 0]

Me... so... horny.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I was just kidding about the post count stuff.

 

I'm trying to figure out how anyone took those comments seriously.

 

And hearing Agent referredto as "Gene" makes him seem way less badass.

 

How's that? Should I change my name to Butch or Chainsaw or something?