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He can't spell Leena right.

 

No, I understand how she spells it. As I've stated, I find the use of the second "e" excessive.

 

FFMS-This is the first I've ever even heard of you, yet the feeling is mutual.

 

That's like one of my ex's who spelled my name "Mat" since she felt the second T was excessive. MATTHEW HAS TWO T'S BITCH.

Guest StylesMark
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You are correct Matt. Lena, usually only has one "e".

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You are correct Matt. Lena, usually only has one "e".

 

Ah, well I have never known another girl named Leena. And she's spelled her name so many different ways, as well as gone by several different names, at the 3 boards I have seen her post at, that I have no clue how it's really spelled.

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czech continues to try to be me. sorta sad, actually.

Sort of a cross between you and me. Except he hasn't learned that you can't have people turn on you overnight. It took a couple weeks of shit talking everyone I didn't like before I became hated. Or maybe he has learned that, and we're witnessing the acension of the asshole Czech. I dunno. I don't care either way; I've only said this much because I'm a little drunk. Hey.

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I'ze will right this shit right now by god.

 

Back in my day, when we'ze got drunk we did so while making my famous Polynesian Chicken Recipe.

 

We'd sit back, drink some moonshine and prepare the:

1 cup(s) UNCLE BEN'S® ORIGINALCONVERTED® Brand Rice

1 cup(s) apricot pineapple marmalade

2 Tbsp. soy sauce

2 Tbsp. peanut oil

1 can (8 oz.) pineapple chunks in juice

4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

 

Boy, dem was da times. Old cousin Leroy, he'd be so off his tits he'd sticken his pecka into trees and shit.

 

But then we'd prepare rice according to package directions.

Then we'd heat oil in a large skillet with the chicken breast and cook for 3 to 4 minutes on each side. Then, just like my grand grandmomma Kizzy and we'd add juice from a pineapple to chicken in skillet just before da chicken had finished cooking. Finally we'd mix the pineapple chunks, marmalade and soy sauce. After the pineapple juice had evaporated from da skillet, I'd add some marmalade mixture to da chicken. Like a muthafucka, I'd cook until da bangin' sauce is a glaze. Remove it from da heat and serve with rice.

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What the fuck is a mook? I like how you actually make fun of people for things but can't find anything to diss me about so you say I 'deserve ridicule'. Fag.

 

I'm glad I got put last, as you definately needed someone as good as me to "main event" your otherwise lame "please gimme some heat" post.

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Since we've lost the original spirit of the thread thanks to Boardum 2: Electric Boogaloo, I was trying to create a thread that was NOT about Leena, because every thread was, so I threw out like fifty half-assed insults so that there could be some sort of flaming that didn't involve the Russian. I didn't really think of it as a heat post that needed a main eventer.

 

Sledge, even Matt Young was in on the joke, ferchrissakes

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Somebody tie UncleBen to a bumper and drag him to his demise. Whoever is doing that gimmick needs some lessons in being funny.

The monkey butler post was the funniest of the year.

Guest StylesMark
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Spaceman Spiff is racist.

 

"WHOOGIE BOOGIE!"

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Guest George's Box
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Everyone shut the fuck up about Leena. Let's just insult everyone else.

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