Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 Okay, so Ring of Honor is doing this angle where Jimmy Jacobs has fallen madly in love with his manager Lacey. He made a creepy home video inviting her to spend time in his bed drinking wine, he's sniffed her hair when she's not looking, he protects her from catcalls, and my favorite part up to this point: she just kind of looks at him as he opens the ropes for her, and he does the Shane Douglas "heart attack" sell that Shane does after making out with his valet. But now, it's gotten SO MUCH BETTER~! Here it is, "The Ballad of Lacey", as recorded by young Jimmy Jacobs: THE BALLAD OF LACEY~! And yes, there IS a music video coming on ROHVideos.com.
Hawk 34 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 Read these lyrics...awesome Your glow reminds me of the brightest moonlight. With out its shine I'd be lost in the dark night. Lacey, put me in your top 8 when you myspace me and never replace me. Fire burns with a love that is true. In a million years no one could love like we do. Nobody can compare to us. No others come near. There are no other candidates. Together, we're the match of the year. Your smooth touch kills me so softly. But it's better to be dead with you than alive and lonely. Lacey, you're the American beauty, and I'm Kevin Spacey. Fire burns with a love that is true. In a million years no one could love like we do. Nobody can compare to us. No others come near. There are no other candidates. Together, we're the match of the year.
Garth Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 I can't wait for the video now after hearing that.
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 27, 2006 Author Report Posted March 27, 2006 I'm bumping this because The music video is NOW ONLINE at ROHVideos.com, and it is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED viewing. Two words: SHOWER SCENE.
CanadianChick Posted March 27, 2006 Report Posted March 27, 2006 It's ridiculously awesome, and creepy...which makes it that much more awesome.
Corey_Lazarus Posted March 27, 2006 Report Posted March 27, 2006 This is amazing. EDIT: Seen the video. Even better.
Hawk 34 Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 That is easily the greatest thing ever involved with wrestling, ever.
Copper Feel Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 If I was to look at that video I would end up crying at what wrestling has become, so I wont bother.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 I wanted to see Jimmy covered in rose petals. ...In a non-gay way.
Hawk 34 Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 If I was to look at that video I would end up crying at what wrestling has become, so I wont bother. It got entertaining again? That makes you cry?
Copper Feel Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 "There are no other candidates. Together, we're the match of the year." I hope that line makes you feel nice and smug.
Corey_Lazarus Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 That line is everything right with wrestling. Jimmy Jacobs is keeping a good touch of kayfabe alive in the modern info-heavy Internet era, which is something most workers and companies could only hope to do. I'm not even a fan of his work (hell, I haven't even seen more than one match of his, if even), but this guy GETS it.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Corey, you must see Jimmy/BJ Whitmer vs. Roderick Strong/Jack Evans from Manhattan Mayhem. AMAZING tag match.
Corey_Lazarus Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 I would seek it out intently if I didn't find Whitmer bland, and ditto Strong. Sure, Strong has amazing backbreakers and can work like a motherfucker...but I find him so damn vanilla that I can't get into his stuff.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Yeah, they are bland. But that doesn't stop the match from being one of the best tag matches of the past couple of years.
Hawk 34 Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Yeah, I don't know how you cant see the brilliance in this video.
King Cucaracha Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Wow. That's fantastic. This'll turn Jimmy face within the next couple of months, I'm calling it.
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Posted March 28, 2006 Wow. That's fantastic. This'll turn Jimmy face within the next couple of months, I'm calling it. I say he'll be at least getting a huge face response by this Thursday in Detroit. If they do anything with it this weekend, watch out Joe...Jimmy's taking the company.
benoit4hor Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 "This isn't Sports Entertainment, this is Pro Wrestling" But yeah that was great, in fact Jimmy Jacobs is great.
Hawk 34 Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 Wow. That's fantastic. This'll turn Jimmy face within the next couple of months, I'm calling it. I say he'll be at least getting a huge face response by this Thursday in Detroit. If they do anything with it this weekend, watch out Joe...Jimmy's taking the company. It is his hometown after-all, and he's jesus in the mid-west, second only to Delirious.
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Posted March 28, 2006 Wow. That's fantastic. This'll turn Jimmy face within the next couple of months, I'm calling it. I say he'll be at least getting a huge face response by this Thursday in Detroit. If they do anything with it this weekend, watch out Joe...Jimmy's taking the company. and he's jesus in the mid-west, second only to Delirious. Has he ever really meant shit in Chicago for ROH as a heel, or was that just a general assumption about his IWA work?
Guest OSIcon Posted March 28, 2006 Report Posted March 28, 2006 This'll turn Jimmy face within the next couple of months, I'm calling it. You are probably right and that's sad. If that video was made by just some random guy on the internet in a serious attempt to let a girl know how he feels about her, that guy would get ragged on big time. That's obviously what Jacobs is going for in this; playing a sterotypical emo character. Despite the fact that a lot of people wouldn't think the character Jacobs is playing is cool if it were real life, they'll cheer him because of how creative the idea it is. I just think that is too bad. Not that a face turn wouldn't totally be out of quesiton, I just don't see how the character now can get a face reaction unless the fans are cheering the creativity behind it (which will be the case). Have Lacey continually turn him down and even be a little mean to him. Jacobs continues being whinny and emo about it before finally coming to his senses, maybe getting a face girlfriend, and getting his revenge on Lacey (though noy phyiscal revenge).
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Posted March 28, 2006 This'll turn Jimmy face within the next couple of months, I'm calling it. You are probably right and that's sad. If that video was made by just some random guy on the internet in a serious attempt to let a girl know how he feels about her, that guy would get ragged on big time. That's obviously what Jacobs is going for in this; playing a sterotypical emo character. Despite the fact that a lot of people wouldn't think the character Jacobs is playing is cool if it were real life, they'll cheer him because of how creative the idea it is. I just think that is too bad. Not that a face turn wouldn't totally be out of quesiton, I just don't see how the character now can get a face reaction unless the fans are cheering the creativity behind it (which will be the case). Have Lacey continually turn him down and even be a little mean to him. Jacobs continues being whinny and emo about it before finally coming to his senses, maybe getting a face girlfriend, and getting his revenge on Lacey (though noy phyiscal revenge). All they'd really need to do is give Lacey a boyfriend, ala the whole terribly-done Ozzy/Crowbar/Daffney angle, and there's instant sympathy.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted March 29, 2006 Report Posted March 29, 2006 He JUST TURNED HEEL, though.
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 29, 2006 Author Report Posted March 29, 2006 He JUST TURNED HEEL, though. True, but judging by the stuff I've seen with him in Lacey's Angels, the whole thing was designed to be temporary (especially with BJ turning on him so soon...who the hell's going to boo a guy that small over BJ Whitmer?)
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted March 29, 2006 Report Posted March 29, 2006 Isn't Whitmer suppose to be the face after leaving Laceys Angels? Or is he feuding with Daniels and turned heel? So lets see... BJ was in a very over tag team (making him very over for the first time in ever) and they turned him heel, then turned him face, then turned him heel again. Jimmy was a very over babyface, who they turned heel, only to have him turn face again. And Lacey is still a heel. Smart booking with these three...
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 29, 2006 Author Report Posted March 29, 2006 Isn't Whitmer suppose to be the face after leaving Laceys Angels? Or is he feuding with Daniels and turned heel? So lets see... BJ was in a very over tag team (making him very over for the first time in ever) and they turned him heel, then turned him face, then turned him heel again. Jimmy was a very over babyface, who they turned heel, only to have him turn face again. And Lacey is still a heel. Smart booking with these three... Um...if you actually saw BJ's turn, you'd know that he was supposed to come off like a dickhead for snapping over one mistake by Jimmy. As for the Jimmy/Lacey relationship, It's called long-term booking. Let it ride out. As far as it looks, this is supposed to make Lacey (who isn't turning or doesn't need to turn) even more over as a heel since no doubt she'll end up being heartless and rejecting Jimmy. Wow, look at me...defending ROH booking.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted March 29, 2006 Report Posted March 29, 2006 That video was the most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time... And at the same time, so many levels of fucking awesome.
Maztinho Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 I don't know if him pouring the candle wax on himself or calling himself Kevin Spacey and then being in the shower was more EMO. Either way, this rocks.
daileyxplanet Posted April 6, 2006 Report Posted April 6, 2006 Am I the only one who actually digs the piano riff? >.>
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