SWF Smarkdown Card - April 17th!

[the.weej]

The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...
SWF SMARKDOWN!
Live, Monday, April 17th from the SOLD OUT Georgia Dome in Atlanta, Georgia!
(6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings)

Hand me my booking napkin! The SWF's Hell or High Water tour continues, nearing the end of its destination as I near the end of my sanity! What the hell happened on the last show? Lord only knows. However, it was catastrophic enough to completely alter the card I had booked the night before. Can the PPV main event be built to with no world champion? Is it possible this is the slimmest pre-PPV card in history? Will it be made up for with a torrent of promos, particularly from JJ Johnson and Landon Maddix? It better!

The SWF's New Commentator search wraps up with the introduction of our first three-man team: Andrew Blackwell, The Suicide King and Johnny Dangerous!


MAIN EVENT
INTERNATIONAL TITLE CONTENDERSHIP
Kevin Coyote vs Jimmy the Doom
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Wildchild
->Wildchild has been strangely lethargic since winning the Inernational Title from Jay Hawke at the last PPV. With this being the last show until the PPV, you know what that means: A random contendership match with the champion involved in a vague manner! Huzzah! Can Kevin Coyote continue his ascention? Can Jimmy the Doom keep being Jimmy the Doom? Find out on Smarkdown!
Rules: Standard singles match. WC can write if he pleases.
Word Limit: 5750
Send To: chirs3

SINGLES BOUT
Insane Luchador vs Sean Davis
->Sean Davis mysteriously interfered in the hardcore title match between Amy Stephens and Bruce Blank in Amy's favour. Curiouser, Sean Davis was aligned with Toxxic back in the Rev-0 days. While Davis is a mystery, Andrew Rickmen, not so much. In a bit of a mashup, Davis faces Blank's PPV opponent in the Insane Luchador here on Smarkdown.
Rules: Singles match.
Word Limit: 5000
Send To: janusd

SINGLES BOUT
Manson© vs Zyon
->On Lockdown, the unique youth picked up the victory against three other men in a hardcore fourway match. Damn, does that sound filthy or what? The violence in that match is almost prep work for Zyon, whose inevitable confrontation with Spike Jenkins seems to be but a foregone conclusion at this point. On the last show before the PPV, he takes on one half of the reigning tag team champs in Manson, who, despite having a very unusual run of it with via tag teams since the Lethal Lottery, has not done anything in the way of singles competition in quite some time.
Rules: Singles match.
Word Limit: 5000
Send To: realitycheck

OPENING MATCH
SINGLES BOUT
Archie Griffon vs Grendel
->Grendel is a new guy. He wears black, he's under a mask. Enigmatic. Archie Griffon is not so new, and has in fact been spinning his wheels. These two gents throw down in a pre-PPV display of fisticuffsmanship.
Rules: Singles match.
Word Limit: 4500
Send To: Evolution


(Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3)
(Zed Note: After that last show, I had no idea where to go. So this is the end result. Sorry. Try to make the most out of it with some promos.)

Edited April 14, 2006 by realitycheck

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

So the main event has a four-man booth? Or will WC just stab Johnny in the neck?

[King Cucaracha]

EDIT: JJ, if you've any input on a promo or anything for the show then let me know, hopefully I'll be here to read it. Toxxic too I guess, for reasons you are well aware of.

[Bruce Blank]

Can the PPV main event be built to with no world champion?

Easily - if you can look beyond the "inside the box" view that the world title match is by default the top match and look at storylines that have been built up and are at a critical point

[the.weej]

Yeah, a four man booth on the main event. I thought about special guest referee instead, but I couldn't really see it. Have fun.

 

-Z

[Toxxic]

Can the PPV main event be built to with no world champion?

Easily - if you can look beyond the "inside the box" view that the world title match is by default the top match and look at storylines that have been built up and are at a critical point

 

 

You just got beat by a girl. Again. Therefore your chances of main-eventing are slim to none

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Zyon/Spike for main event at Battleground!

[Secret Agent]

Wow, I didn't really think you guys would take me seriously about using Johnny for commentary. I guess I should call opening promo then because I'll have to spin a hell of a bs story as to why he'd be back at the SWF after losing his contract.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Nevermind.

[JHawk]

Since the only day off I have between now and Smarkdown is Easter Sunday, I'll take the show off, thanks.

 

I wouldn't want my opponent to tap out to my ring introductions this week.

[Guest OKCoyote]

The hell?

 

COMMENTARY-A-GO-GO!

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Yeah, a four man booth on the main event. I thought about special guest referee instead, but I couldn't really see it. Have fun.

 

-Z

You actually thought that it made more sense for Dub "Speakee English?" Cee to call a match?

 

At least guest refereeing is something that he's actually, you know... done before...

 

Translation: please change it to "guest referee" instead.

[Golgo 13]

Don't do it, Zed. I want to see them try and write WC.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I just bought the complete series of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" and "Salute Your Shorts" on DVD.

 

 

This has nothing to do with Smarkdown, but...so what?

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Don't do it, Zed. I want to see them try and write WC.

Truth be told, I'm more bothered about WC and Johnny being at the same announce table than I would be if it was just WC by himself.

[the.weej]

Well, alright. Although I tempt the fate of MANSONOSITY, I just can't say no to WC.

 

I know better than that.

 

-Z

[Golgo 13]

Too bad. I wanted a big build-up to a confrontation at the table, only to end in a South Park-like slapfight.

[Secret Agent]

Just so folks know, Johnny didn't exactly turn at his last match but he wouldn't be a heel at this point in time. Thanks.

[Sly]

I guess I'll have to do something or another in some form maybe.

[muzz]

Sacred left Revolution Zero after he won the title (or before, I forget) and was basically a tweener, but just have him as a heel.

 

Also, he's a veteran since the earliest JL days, his wife died and he's held a lot of titles, so he's basically Knowledgable/cynical/but with an overall aura of command, coolness and respect.

[Bruce Blank]

Can the PPV main event be built to with no world champion?

Easily - if you can look beyond the "inside the box" view that the world title match is by default the top match and look at storylines that have been built up and are at a critical point

 

 

You just got beat by a girl. Again. Therefore your chances of main-eventing are slim to none

And you ARE a girl so by definitly you need to head to the kitchen and make me a sammich

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I call pre-opening promo promo.

[Toxxic]

I was going to ask how Sacred could commentate when he's never said more than about three words in any promo I can remember. Not cos he can't, just because he's never seemed to want to waste oxygen on anyone else.

 

Sacred and JJ Johnson for the announce team!

[JJ Johnson]

I was going to ask how Sacred could commentate when he's never said more than about three words in any promo I can remember. Not cos he can't, just because he's never seemed to want to waste oxygen on anyone else.

 

Sacred and JJ Johnson for the announce team!

 

...and Maddix drops Cross with an Exploder '98!

 

"Neat," shrugs Sacred. Johnson grunts.

[Toxxic]

Make it happen.

[the.weej]

Sacred did actually talk quite frequently in older promos, which shouldn't be too hard to dig up, I would hope. I wanted to have one team with somewhat recent guys on it.

 

-Z