Gary Floyd Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 As I've mentioned in the past, I own, and am a fan, of a cult horror/comedy called "Body Melt". I'm only bringing this up to mention that there is a scene were a womans placenta attacks a man. Basically, Tom Cruise might want to have second thoughts.
CBright7831 Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 No one who doesn't want that kid to get the shit beaten out of them on the playground and have people make fun of their name for the rest of their life. Suri, is a celeb kid. They all have weird names, they all go to their special ultra exclusive private schools. If you had the name David, you would get your ass kicked for being weird. The meaning of Suri, isn't that odd to name a kid after...in fact most parents do name their kid after something that has a good meaning like "warrior" "prince" "rose". Suri, is hardly the worst name to have. Look at these gems Fifi Trixibelle Reign Beau Apple/Moses Daisy Roo Rumer Peaches Rocco Nell Marmalade Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani Brooklyn Eugenie Ninna Yamma Malu Jack Daniel... What about Moon Unit?
FroGG_NeaL Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 Tom Cruise will eventualy complete his transformation into the craziest mofucker in movies, beating out Gary Busey.
Dangerous A Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 You forgot Penn Jillette's kid's name: Moxie Crimefighter. I love Penn and Teller's act and love their Showtime show, but that is fucking ridiculous to the tenth degree.
Red Baron Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 But thats pretty clever. Julia Roberts have a fucked up name for their kid.
pochorenella Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 If Katie Holmes appeared in my bedroom naked and begging me to fuck her, I'd beat her to death in the mere hope of scoring brownie points with Mimi, Nicole, or Penelope. Bob and iggy simply have no taste. Actually, I think Sofia Vergara has all of those women beat. Tom Cruise dated her for a while before he hooked up with Katie Holmes. Penelope Cruz does nothing for me, and I've seen her in many films back to her Almodovar spanish movies were she's naked. Nicole Kidman would be perfect if you could freeze time and she'd get stuck in her "Batman Forever" looks, but now all that botox or whatever shit they put on the face is making her no favors. Mimi I'd use just to get myself lost on those gigantic and legenday mammaries of hers. Katie Holmes is beautiful but she's no Sofia Vergara.
Guest NYankees Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 Rob Morrow named his kid Tue as in Tue Morrow. Get it. Vh1 did a whole show on idiot celebs naming their kids fucked up names.
FroGG_NeaL Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 Rob Morrow named his kid Tue as in Tue Morrow. Get it. Vh1 did a whole show on idiot celebs naming their kids fucked up names. Too bad they weren't twins, he could have named the other one Tom. And didn't some celeb name thier kid Moondoggy, or Moon-something?
pochorenella Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 Rob Morrow named his kid Tue as in Tue Morrow. Get it. Vh1 did a whole show on idiot celebs naming their kids fucked up names. Too bad they weren't twins, he could have named the other one Tom. And didn't some celeb name thier kid Moondoggy, or Moon-something? Franks Zappa's daughter is named Moon Unit. She was already mentioned on this thread. Zappa's son is named Dweezil. Go figure.
Guest Felonies! Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 If Katie Holmes appeared in my bedroom naked and begging me to fuck her, I'd beat her to death in the mere hope of scoring brownie points with Mimi, Nicole, or Penelope. Bob and iggy simply have no taste. The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said. Ah, so in addition to being a complete asshole and batshit crazy, he's also pretentious. Good to know. Um, most names have their origins in Hebrew.
haws bah gawd Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 Jason Lee named his son Pilot InspeKtor, ftw.
Art Sandusky Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 So what kind of taste does a placenta have?
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted April 20, 2006 Report Posted April 20, 2006 No mention of the child they call Radioscience? Blasphemy!
SuperJerk Posted April 20, 2006 Report Posted April 20, 2006 There's a difference between "allows to go to waste" and "finds something better". Yeah. Katie Holmes is better than Penelope Cruz. Right. Yea, she is. You're so odd. Isn't Mimi Rogers known for having gigantic tits? But maybe there's hope for you.
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