janusd 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 (edited) SWF Lockdown Card @ The Doomerican Airlines Center (of Doom), At The Lip Of An Active Volcano, Doomtopia! Date: 21st June 2006. Viewing Times: 6:00pm PST, 10:00pm EST; check local listings. No one's really sure what the hell is going on anymore, but somehow and somewhere, the SWF's emergency flight out of Raccoon City (thanks to UBCS) has landed them in the nearest safe country... which just happens to be the home of one of the SWF's most Straight-Breaded superstars! Of course, the crowd is made up of lots of crazy gypsies instead of fans, but we don't let that bother us. --- Main Event - World Heavyweight Title Match Michael Stephens© vs Zyon Description: Holy crap the drama of buildup while we were in Raccoon City! I'm hardly the wittiest person around, so let's just sound hyperactive. Zyon! Michael Stephens! World Heavyweight Title! Tonight! Live! In Doomtopia. BUY BUY BUY BUY TICKETS... or something like that. I'm tired. Rules: Straight singles, as per the usual. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: chirs3 --- Sub-Main Event - International Title Match Aecas© vs Charlier 'Grappler' Matthews Description: Aecas the fighting champion. Aecas the fighting Briton. Aecas is the MAN. Unfortunately, the MAN has never been able to defeat Charlie Matthews in one-on-one competition. The boring half of Team Matflesh goes toe-to-toe with the Black Angel with the gold on the line. Will Matthews prove to be an unstoppable force, or will Aecas dominate the Grappler once and for all? Rules: Straight singles match. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: Longdogger Pete --- Hardcore Title Match Sean Davis© vs Bloodshed Description: Davis crushed Spike in a steel cage to gain ahold of the Hardcore title. Bloodshed, of course, fancies himself to be a rather hardcore individual, if delusionally psychotic. Now where have we heard that before... either way, big man meets small man in a clash of the violent types! Rules: Rules? No rules whatsoever. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: janusd --- Singles Match Landon 'La Cucaracha' Maddix vs Wildchild Description: Two awesome wrestlers go head to head in a classic matchup of plots versus spots. At least... Landon tends to follow the first as opposed to the second, most of the time. Will the conniving Cockroach plot his way to victory, or will the generally spotty - but capable of being plotty - Bahama Bomber bounce his way to another victory? Rules: Straight singles match. Of awesomeosity. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: chirs3 --- Another Singles Match Austin Sly vs 'Hollywood' Spike Jenkins Description: Austin has expressed interest in moving up the card. Of course, we at creative control have no problem with that, but we'd just like him to deliver a little beatdown to someone before we shuffle him up to kick some ass. A win here would push the Sly one into position for a title shot... which title, of course, remains a mystery. Rules: Straight singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Evolution --- House Rules: Jimmy's House Thomas Flesher vs Jimmy the Doom Description: Cruiserweight Rules favours Tom Flesher. The philosophy of Straight Bread favours Jimmy the Doom. Considering our local Doomtopian has the hometown advantage, it seemed perfectly feasible to put these two men together. Can Tom's cruiserweight handling mastery overcome the Straight Bread mindset of Jimmy the Doom, or not? Rules: Peters is not happy with Tom just attacking Grendel like that. This is his punishment. A ring will be erected in Jimmy the Doom's kitchen. Outside said ring and on the kitchen counters, as well as on various tables, are sandwich makings. The match will be fought under Cruiserweight rules, BUT!!!! in order to win, you must make a sandwich with condiments, then force feed it to your opponent, violating the Straight Bread philosophy. What is Jimmy's House? Use your imagination. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Justice --- Yet Another Singles Match Bruce Blank vs MANSON Description: Upon study of records, Bruce Blank and Manson have never faced each other one on one before. Of course, we immediately chose to remedy this. Can the Trailerpark Messiah survive, or will he fall victim to the all encompassing power of MANSONOSITY? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Longdogger Pete --- Tag Team Match Kerry Staunton/Scott Rageheart vs Martin 'Big Country' Hunt/Matt 'Insert Gimmick Here' Myers Description: Two newcomers get a greeting in the form of two of the SWF's favourites jobbers to the stars. Well, not so much favourites as the fact they're warm bodies. Enjoy yourselves, folks. Rules: Standard tag match. Remember the tag ropes and all that. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: chirs3 --- Opening Promo: Zyon!~ --- Send all marked matches, promos, death threats etc to: chirs3 Edited June 17, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 I call opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Done. Also, janus typed out the card, so everyone, feel free to point out typos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Christ, that boy likes his word limits doesn't he? And yeah, a typo - MANSON needs to be capitalised now! Only full caps can contain him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Doesn't being Straight Bread pretty much mean that Jimmy would refuse to even make a sandwich? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 A good point, WC. Maybe it should be changed to a submission vs sandwich match so that Jimmy has at least a chance of winning. Then again, it's well-known that Flesher is a dick so maybe Jimmy won't mind feeding him a sandwich. We'll just have to wait for Drea's perspective on it all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 And what the fuck kind of move is a Lungblower, anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Carlito uses it, he calls it the Back Cracker. Here's a clip: http://www.wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Moves3/backcracker.wmv And I get the Grappler for one of the first times since he battered my arse about in the JL. Whoof, this'll be a challenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Doesn't being Straight Bread pretty much mean that Jimmy would refuse to even make a sandwich? It's like the Ring of Honor straight-edge angle from a few years ago, where Raven, whose father was an alcoholic, did the WORST THING EVER to CM Punk, who is straight-edge, by tying him in the ropes and pouring beer down his throat. Weeks later, Punk got revenge by pouring beer down Raven's throat. ... listen, I didn't tell you it made any sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 I went over Spike a few weeks ago... and now I have to do it again in order to move up in the ranks? Whaaaa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 You did? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Lockdown, broadcast 5/3/06 from the steps of the Kremlin, Russia Aecas def. Manson via pinfall with an avalanche brainbuster. SJL FLASHBACK!! Austin Sly def. Spike Jenkins via pinfall with a springboard Calf Branding. Akira Kaibatsu def. Wayne Blank via pinfall with a small package. HOUSE RULES STEREOTYPICAL DRUNKEN RUSSIANS MATCH Sean Davis def. Bloodshed when Bloodshed couldn't hold his liquor. INTERNATIONAL TITLE JJ Johnson def. Wildchild© via submission with a Buffalo Sleeper to win the International Title. NON-TITLE MATCH Grendel© def. Zyon via pinfall with the Redeemer. TITLE VS TITLE (Hardcore Gamers vs World) Amy Stephens© and Landon Maddix© goes to effectively a no-contest when Landon walks away from the match after giving Amy a Grade 3 concussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Tom, it was Punk's father that was an alcoholic, just like Raven, so he hated Raven because he hated his father and Raven was just like his father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Bah! I never said it was an active volcano, just a big amphitheater thingy, possibly in a volcano. As for the match: Is this included in Tom's payback, because I did beat him and Myers in the lethal lottery. MANSON was there, too. lollerz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Tom, it was Punk's father that was an alcoholic, just like Raven, so he hated Raven because he hated his father and Raven was just like his father. It still doesn't make a lick of sense to punish Raven by pouring beer down his throat, is all I'm sayin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Maybe Raven wasn't a fan of that particular beer? Or maybe it was warm beer. Could Punk have possibly spit in the beer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 Tom has a point. And Sly, you leave me out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 I think it was non-alchoholic beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Doesn't make sense? The whole angle revolved around Punk hating that Ring of Honor brought in a 'reformed' drug addict and alcoholic to a company whose name contains the word 'honor'. Punk's father was an alcoholic who he hated, and made the connection to Raven. That night, Punk attempted to turn Raven back down the path of alcoholism by pouring beer down his throat. Raven escaped via the help of Tommy Dreamer and then they tied Punk down and did the same to him. It makes perfect sense, you guys just don't know what you're talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I sure feel chastised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Doesn't make sense? The whole angle revolved around Punk hating that Ring of Honor brought in a 'reformed' drug addict and alcoholic to a company whose name contains the word 'honor'. Punk's father was an alcoholic who he hated, and made the connection to Raven. That night, Punk attempted to turn Raven back down the path of alcoholism by pouring beer down his throat. Raven escaped via the help of Tommy Dreamer and then they tied Punk down and did the same to him. It makes perfect sense, you guys just don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, it'd make perfect sense... if Flesher were recovering from an addiction to sandwiches... And, not for nothing, but the whole premise of that storyline makes Punk come across as a hypocrite and a world-class shitbag. Let me see if I have this right: he forcibly made Raven commit the very sort of atrocities that he, as a Straight-Edge type, is supposed to abhor? To prove what, exactly? That Raven never got clean, and was still an addict? That whole concept strikes me as being the equivalent of having a friend who marries a woman who used to be a whore, and saying that once a whore, always a whore... and then setting out to "prove" that she's still a whore by raping her. I mean, I can only hope that Punk was portrayed as a hypocritical heel in that angle... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 He was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Bah. Afraid thats going to have to be changed to "not happening due to lack of inspiration and RL crap." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 That was the point, DubCee, that was the point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Boo for an Aecas no-show. Boo, I say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Boo is for ghosts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Boo is for poorly-spelling cows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Sly and Spike, feel free to please write, I'd really like something to mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2006 Pfft. Do you know who you are talking to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2006 The King of Cambodia, bitch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
