chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 (edited) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF Smarkdown! Live, Monday, July 10th, from the Jedi Temple on Coruscant! (6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) I should have some sort of description here, but I'm tired and it's late. Or early. Whichever. I'll edit it in. The Crowd: The 12 Jedi Council Members will be the only ones in the room itself. Floating bleachers will be positioned outside the windows, holding about 1000 SWF fans. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- REGARDING THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP What held up the card last night was the fact that, after Sly and Spike, everyone else was either busy, requested the show off, or just not interested in the IN division. So rather than do Spike vs. Sly III: This Time It's Personal, I'm pushing the match back to Lockdown (everyone always wants Storm off), and opening the line: if you want to be in the match for the vacant IN title, let me know. What kind of match(es) depends on how many interested parties there are. Sorry to delay it like this. -=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Cross vs. Zyon -> FINALLY, the Mandatory Rematch Clause is invoked! After getting cheated (or beaten legitimately, depending on your world view) out of the Cruiserweight Title at 13th Hour, Zyon has been waiting for his second chance. And now Michael Cross, freshly returned from scouting new talent, is stepping up to defend what is (or isn't) rightfully his - the SWF Cruiserweight Championship. Rules: Cruiser rules - outside count to 20, no throwing over the top rope. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: Secret Agent -=-=-=-=- SUPER AMAZING MATCH OF GREATNESS AND ORDER OF CONTENDERSHIP Tom Flesher vs. Landon Maddix -> Huge names. Huge ambitions. Huge egos. This is sure to be awesome. Rules: Cruiser rules - outside count to 20, no throwing over the top rope. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Evolution -=-=-=-=- BECAUSE PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK FOR STORM OFF MATCH Wildchild vs. Scott Rageheart -> See the description. Certain people like Storm off, which means we need to get as much of them as we can! Get while the gettin's good, as they say. And stuff. Plus, Wildchild just bowled right over Kerry Staunton - perhaps his partner wants REVENGE. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: hhh6294 -=-=-=-=- HARDCORE MATCH Austin Sly vs. MANSONOSITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! -> Sly, what are you thinking?! Challenging the awesome power that is MANSONOSITY... it's suicide, man! Rules: HARDCORE! Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- PUNISHMENT MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs. Cardboard Comet -> On Sly's "whatver the name is" radio show like two weeks ago, they demanded the return of the punishment match. Rejoice, for she has arrived. Rules: Sock full of quarters on a pole match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM MAAAAADNESS! Trent Hawk and Ciro Vitale vs. The Bemani Cross Wizards (Ced Ordonez and Thoth) -> The two nooblets get their first taste of tag team action against everyone's favorite DDR freaks, the Bemani Cross Wizards! Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Kerry Staunton -=-=-=-=- Edited July 7, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 Yeah, I'm one of the ones always asking for Storm off... so naturally, I get left off Smarkdown. Again. Someone hit me up and let me know if they want a crack at either Mike (non-title, biznitches) or Amy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 (edited) ALSO NOTE I left some people off because they've been booked for three or four shows straight, and I wanted to give them a break. BUT~! If you do wish to write, feel free to book amongst yourselves ala the ReBoot card, and I'll add the matches on ASAP. EDIT: Seems like Mike beat me to it. Edited July 6, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 What held up the card last night was the fact that, after Sly and Spike, everyone else was either busy, requested the show off, or just not interested in the IN division. So rather than do Spike vs. Sly III: This Time It's Personal, I'm pushing the match back to Lockdown (everyone always wants Storm off), and opening the line: if you want to be in the match for the vacant IN title, let me know. What kind of match(es) depends on how many interested parties there are. Yes. Maybe I should slaughter some do-gooder Jedis this show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 Throw my name in for the IN title, can't hurt too much and I'm up for a match - a straight rematch with Mike may just NOT be the ticket yaknow? (Bruce/Wayne Vs Michael/Amy? - hmmm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 Throw me in that punishment match. I'm completely serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 Yak now? Bruce, control your desires for hairy bovines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 Throw me in that punishment match. I'm completely serious. absolutely not. get your own punishment match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 I wouldn't mind a match... but I guess I could always promo instead. *Siiiiiigh.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 sly fite me u poser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 Yak now? Bruce, control your desires for hairy bovines.Oh you know I've never been able to resist you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2006 Well then, control your desires for hairy bovines and devilishly handsome Englishmen. Honestly, bloody sex maniac you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 I'm so pumped to write Zyon/Cross II. As for contendership order match, either winner is making me nervous, though if possible, I'd like to defend against them after Ground Zero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 Despite the outcome of Cross/Zyon II. I would like to be in the IN match. Rather I deserve it or not could be in question (two straight no shows) but it would be fun and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 (edited) Throw me in that punishment match. I'm completely serious. ANYONE who wants to write as/for/in place of Cardboard Comet may do so. I can't guarentee it will be eligible to win, but it will make me happy nonetheless. Edited July 7, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 God damn it, Raynor, give me my fucking pony shot match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 ok... MAAJJOOOR NEEWWWSSSS Akira returns for the INT match. Oh it's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 (edited) Marker change. BLAST FROM THE PAST~! returns to help lighten the load. Edited July 7, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 Honestly, bloody sex maniac you are.How did you know what my next gimmick is going to be? Btw. I've just realized what this weekend is so not being booked works out well for me after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 My intentions for the International Title have, of course, been made quite clear. Hey Manson, hardcore match?! Book it?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 Oh crap, I'm screwed. Go ahead and throw me in that INT Match if you're not overloaded on numbers already. It'll make up for not getting a Cruiser shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 Oh crap, I'm screwed. Go ahead and throw me in that INT Match if you're not overloaded on numbers already. It'll make up for not getting a Cruiser shot. You'll be getting a Cruiser Shot. Your match with Tom simply determines the ORDER of Contendership. Winner gets first crack, loser gets sloppy seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 Right. Since nothing's been added since yesterday, I how hereby declare: don't book me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 Oh crap, I'm screwed. Go ahead and throw me in that INT Match if you're not overloaded on numbers already. It'll make up for not getting a Cruiser shot. You'll be getting a Cruiser Shot. Your match with Tom simply determines the ORDER of Contendership. Winner gets first crack, loser gets sloppy seconds. Ah, okay. Well, throw me in anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 mmm... sloppy seconds... yummy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 6 people up for the title so far - this ain't going to be easy to win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 My intentions for the International Title have, of course, been made quite clear. Hey Manson, hardcore match?! Book it?! Yes. Hardcore. Just to be on the safe side, let's say a 5000 cap? Book it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2006 My intentions for the International Title have, of course, been made quite clear. Hey Manson, hardcore match?! Book it?! Yes. Hardcore. Just to be on the safe side, let's say a 5000 cap? Book it! It shall be so! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2006 This INT match better not be a god damn House Rules match. I don't care about a 6-way gimmick, but not House Rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
