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The Annual St. Gabe Birthday Thread

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No Indiana Beach this year, going to a bar with a bunch of friends. Czech, if you are willing to make the trek to Michigan City, you are invited!

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I'm not driving to Michigan City unless I have to. That place is fucked up. Train tracks running down the middle of the street down hills and shit.

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I'm not driving to Michigan City unless I have to. That place is fucked up. Train tracks running down the middle of the street down hills and shit.

 

No One invited you anyway, douchebag. Why would you want to party with a "legit retard"? If you decided to show up, this "legit retard" would beat you retarded, fuckface. Don't comment in threads I start, especially on my birthday. You put me in a mood mother fucker, and not a good one.

 

Eat Shit.

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Unbelievable, 2 of my least favorite assholes on this board decide to pay me some attention on my birthday...fucking great. Get bent.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Hahaha. You fat fucking mongoloid. I might drive up there just to smash your close-together googly crossed eyes in front of your tard-sympathetic friends and horsetoothed woman.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Furthermore, I will comment in every thread you start until you die.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I got threatened by a band geek. It must be my birthday. Hysterical.

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I got threatened by a band geek.

 

This coming from a guy who wears a fake post count at a pro wrestling message board as a badge of honor.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

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Would you LOOK at that guy?

 

Sure, I'm a weird-looking savage, but I'm not helmet material.

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Made it to the final 2 against this one guy who had all sorts of good luck during this tournament. We played about 30 minutes heads-up, and we were at a fucking stalemate. I have pocket queens and raise him and he calls. Flop comes out 8, 6, 10. I bet 30,000 (out of about 160,000). He goes all in and I call immediately. He goes "FUCK" and throws down his 8,9. My queens hold up. I just hope he doesn't hit it. He can only get a 7, 8, or 9. Turn card is a 4. Good, good... river card. 7! He hit his straight on the fucking river for the win. That hurt... but he did buy me a beer to make up for the really bad beat I had. That's the furtherest I've ever gotten in that tournament, so it's all good.

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I got threatened by a band geek. It must be my birthday. Hysterical.

 

Hey! I'm a band geek. :( Yet, so much so that I don't take offence to the term.

 

Happy Birthday St. Gabe.

 

*hides in the corner and watches the fighting.*

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Guest Princess Leena

Plus, we're at the age where birthdays are a bad thing. So, mope about old age, increased responsibility, and death creeping upon you.

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