St. Gabe Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 No Indiana Beach this year, going to a bar with a bunch of friends. Czech, if you are willing to make the trek to Michigan City, you are invited!
Guest Felonies! Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I'm 19 and I'm not driving to Michigan City.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I'm not driving to Michigan City unless I have to. That place is fucked up. Train tracks running down the middle of the street down hills and shit.
St. Gabe Posted August 4, 2006 Author Report Posted August 4, 2006 I'm not driving to Michigan City unless I have to. That place is fucked up. Train tracks running down the middle of the street down hills and shit. No One invited you anyway, douchebag. Why would you want to party with a "legit retard"? If you decided to show up, this "legit retard" would beat you retarded, fuckface. Don't comment in threads I start, especially on my birthday. You put me in a mood mother fucker, and not a good one. Eat Shit.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 DURRR! HABBY BURT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Slayer Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Why would you want to party with a "legit retard"? Cake is cake
St. Gabe Posted August 4, 2006 Author Report Posted August 4, 2006 Unbelievable, 2 of my least favorite assholes on this board decide to pay me some attention on my birthday...fucking great. Get bent.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Hahaha. You fat fucking mongoloid. I might drive up there just to smash your close-together googly crossed eyes in front of your tard-sympathetic friends and horsetoothed woman.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Furthermore, I will comment in every thread you start until you die.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I got threatened by a band geek. It must be my birthday. Hysterical.
Slayer Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 2 of my least favorite assholes on this board decide to pay me some attention on my birthday. High five, Agent
St. Gabe Posted August 4, 2006 Author Report Posted August 4, 2006 I got threatened by a band geek. This coming from a guy who wears a fake post count at a pro wrestling message board as a badge of honor.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Would you LOOK at that guy? Sure, I'm a weird-looking savage, but I'm not helmet material.
Slayer Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Hey Gabriel, why didn't you take my advice from your bday thread last year
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Agent actually beat you to it Nothing. Off yourself before shit goes south.
Slayer Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 The end result should be the same either way
Open the Muggy Gate Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I turned 21 yesterday in a bar playing in a 100 person Texas Hold Em' tournament in the middle of the final four. Rock on.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Made it to the final 2 against this one guy who had all sorts of good luck during this tournament. We played about 30 minutes heads-up, and we were at a fucking stalemate. I have pocket queens and raise him and he calls. Flop comes out 8, 6, 10. I bet 30,000 (out of about 160,000). He goes all in and I call immediately. He goes "FUCK" and throws down his 8,9. My queens hold up. I just hope he doesn't hit it. He can only get a 7, 8, or 9. Turn card is a 4. Good, good... river card. 7! He hit his straight on the fucking river for the win. That hurt... but he did buy me a beer to make up for the really bad beat I had. That's the furtherest I've ever gotten in that tournament, so it's all good.
JangoFett4Hire Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Happy Birthday! xoxo (that is for your fiance!) <3 Jangs
CanadianGuitarist Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Happy Bday Gabe. Happy Belated Muggy. You and I share a bday with James Hetfield and Troy Glaus.
Maztinho Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I got threatened by a band geek. It must be my birthday. Hysterical. Hey! I'm a band geek. Yet, so much so that I don't take offence to the term. Happy Birthday St. Gabe. *hides in the corner and watches the fighting.*
Art Sandusky Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Come on, guys. It's his birthday. Fuck that, I hate dudes who use their birthday as an excuse to be a dick. He started that shit up there himself.
Guest Princess Leena Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Plus, we're at the age where birthdays are a bad thing. So, mope about old age, increased responsibility, and death creeping upon you.
Art Sandusky Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 For a moment, I thought Ann Coulter was Leena's new avatar.
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