Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 They should hire Debra LaFave as Striker's valet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Stapler! yeah..uh..keep that gimmick going buddy. Next week he's going to hit him with an overhead projector and a reel-to-reel film can containing "Nature's Urges: Dealing with Puberty" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I hope we get another commercial for "SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN" like last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 No, they should bring back Dominic, make him a wrestler and have Debra LaFave be his manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 You don't have much going for yourself when you have a gimmick that consists of Stevie Richard's lamest gimmick and Shane Douglas minus the profanity laced worked shoots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 And to think, I thought Striker would be used as CM Punk fodder . . . oyvey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Hey look Matt Striker is doing Stevie Richards circa 2000. "The Kids *LOVE* RTC... Recieving Teacher's Cock" Seriously dude that is so fucking stupid some things should not be joked about. I'll call Dateline on you and say that you were in Colorado in 1996. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 "He's given you the Beijing Cocktail...his name.... Jimmy Wang Yang." .... NOT THAT KIND OF COCKTAIL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I still think it's prettyhumerous that the news story on Striker is still the only reason he has a job. The WWE sure goes all out when looking for workers to hire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Hey look Matt Striker is doing Stevie Richards circa 2000. "The Kids *LOVE* RTC... Recieving Teacher's Cock" Seriously dude that is so fucking stupid some things should not be joked about. I'll call Dateline on you and say that you were in Colorado in 1996. Dammit...she told me her name was "Georgia". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Kelly has come to shit in Balls sink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 "He's given you the Beijing Cocktail...his name.... Jimmy Wang Yang." .... NOT THAT KIND OF COCKTAIL Spanking Amy Smart would get my adrenaline going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 So now... Knox vs Balls uh.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 These Sabu promos are funny........."I'm Sabu...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 "I'm Sabu...and i'm hooked on phonics" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu sure sounds/looks like Benoit in that promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu/Heyman gets about 20 minutes.. SURE! WHY NOT! GREAT IDEA! WONDERFUL! 2 commercial breaks too..even better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Paul Heyman is going to use Hogans power of the skullet to win this match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu/Heyman gets about 20 minutes.. SURE! WHY NOT! GREAT IDEA! WONDERFUL! They gotta show that CM Punk boy how to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Ha, there was the "OMG" kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humongous2002 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu sure sounds/looks like Benoit in that promo. Damn, was it that bad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 So Big Show runs in and destroys Sabu and then DX comes in and beats the hell out of everyone (including Sabu just because).. sounds fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu/Heyman gets about 20 minutes.. SURE! WHY NOT! GREAT IDEA! WONDERFUL! 2 commercial breaks too..even better. Don't worry Dreamer, Sandman, Balls, Test, Knox all will run out and we will finally find out who are the secret police! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu looks alot different now than he did back when he was the star of Punky Brewster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 "Sabu is cranked up" He was apparently also given the Beijing cocktail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Hey..neato..the enforcers are Ninjas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 I love how two out of three WWE programs are running a rebel vs. authority figure angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Heyman is slobbering on Sabu... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Did Paul bust Sabu open by slapping him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quasar 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 So, if I had told you in 1996 that Sabu and Paul Heyman would be facing off in ECW with The Giant helping Heyman. What would you had told me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
