Mecca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 They should hire Debra LaFave as Striker's valet.
The Amazing Rando Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Stapler! yeah..uh..keep that gimmick going buddy. Next week he's going to hit him with an overhead projector and a reel-to-reel film can containing "Nature's Urges: Dealing with Puberty"
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I hope we get another commercial for "SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN" like last night.
UZI Suicide Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 No, they should bring back Dominic, make him a wrestler and have Debra LaFave be his manager.
Hawk 34 Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 You don't have much going for yourself when you have a gimmick that consists of Stevie Richard's lamest gimmick and Shane Douglas minus the profanity laced worked shoots.
MillenniumMan831 Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 And to think, I thought Striker would be used as CM Punk fodder . . . oyvey.
razazteca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Hey look Matt Striker is doing Stevie Richards circa 2000. "The Kids *LOVE* RTC... Recieving Teacher's Cock" Seriously dude that is so fucking stupid some things should not be joked about. I'll call Dateline on you and say that you were in Colorado in 1996.
The Amazing Rando Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 "He's given you the Beijing Cocktail...his name.... Jimmy Wang Yang." .... NOT THAT KIND OF COCKTAIL
Mecca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I still think it's prettyhumerous that the news story on Striker is still the only reason he has a job. The WWE sure goes all out when looking for workers to hire.
The Amazing Rando Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Hey look Matt Striker is doing Stevie Richards circa 2000. "The Kids *LOVE* RTC... Recieving Teacher's Cock" Seriously dude that is so fucking stupid some things should not be joked about. I'll call Dateline on you and say that you were in Colorado in 1996. Dammit...she told me her name was "Georgia".
Conspiracy_Victim Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 "He's given you the Beijing Cocktail...his name.... Jimmy Wang Yang." .... NOT THAT KIND OF COCKTAIL Spanking Amy Smart would get my adrenaline going.
Mecca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 These Sabu promos are funny........."I'm Sabu...."
The Amazing Rando Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 "I'm Sabu...and i'm hooked on phonics"
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu sure sounds/looks like Benoit in that promo.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu/Heyman gets about 20 minutes.. SURE! WHY NOT! GREAT IDEA! WONDERFUL! 2 commercial breaks too..even better.
Mecca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Paul Heyman is going to use Hogans power of the skullet to win this match.
The Amazing Rando Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu/Heyman gets about 20 minutes.. SURE! WHY NOT! GREAT IDEA! WONDERFUL! They gotta show that CM Punk boy how to work.
humongous2002 Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu sure sounds/looks like Benoit in that promo. Damn, was it that bad?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 So Big Show runs in and destroys Sabu and then DX comes in and beats the hell out of everyone (including Sabu just because).. sounds fun.
razazteca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu/Heyman gets about 20 minutes.. SURE! WHY NOT! GREAT IDEA! WONDERFUL! 2 commercial breaks too..even better. Don't worry Dreamer, Sandman, Balls, Test, Knox all will run out and we will finally find out who are the secret police!
The Amazing Rando Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Sabu looks alot different now than he did back when he was the star of Punky Brewster
Mecca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 "Sabu is cranked up" He was apparently also given the Beijing cocktail.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Hey..neato..the enforcers are Ninjas.
Steviekick Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 I love how two out of three WWE programs are running a rebel vs. authority figure angle.
razazteca Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Did Paul bust Sabu open by slapping him?
Quasar Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 So, if I had told you in 1996 that Sabu and Paul Heyman would be facing off in ECW with The Giant helping Heyman. What would you had told me?
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