OAO Raw Thread - September/11th/2006.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

He *MUST* be straight buggin'

[Vampiro69 0]

They should get this voice over guy for all the WWE promotional ads.

[Slickster 0]

Neighborhoodie has been renamed JTG.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Steph might have mixed emotions..

[Quasar 0]

Shouldn't Cryme Tyme have a problem with a fake gangsta like John Cena?

 

Vince is shooting by saying that Stephanie would have mixed feelings about tonight.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Vinnie Mac ALMOST breaks Kayfabe! Fine him! Suspend him!

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

"She may have mixed emotions."

 

That was awesome.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I heard "Adrenaline Rush" and thought TNA actually did some advertising for once.

[razazteca 0]

Could Cena go to Smackdown? Could Nitro turn face and go after Edge for leaving him behind? Would anyone really care? Tune in next week...oh wait, there's almost 50 minutes still left in the show...

 

Tune in next week, for another episode of....SOAP!

Teddy Long = Benson?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

They should get this voice over guy for all the WWE promotional ads.

 

 

"Can the Animal Batista defeat the Straight Buggin' Irishman, Finlay? Pop a cold one, bitches, things are about to get to' up in this bitch...NEXT!"

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

The announcer makes these Cryme Tyme segments.

[Hawk 34 0]

RAW is the longest running show in TV history?

 

No other show has surpassed 693 episodes?

 

Bullshit.

 

Cable show, most certainly Raw would be the most episodic TV show on Cable history and if it isn't #2 period on all of TV it's damn close (with 60 minutes ahead). You also can't count soap opera. It's probably just for primetime programing.

 

As for things like SportsCenter, I think that has to fall in line with regular news programing.

Saturday Night did far more than Raw ever has, being that it's lineage stretched back so many years. The line is the official one, but it's not even close to being true. They used to keep redefining the criteria for trying to make Raw sound like it had done far more than it really had, but I guess they're stopping that and flat out lying.

 

I think King was overzerolus there...

 

He's spouting the official company li(n)e.

 

That's where WWE gets sneaky, since SNL isn't a primetime show. WWE will always find ways to bend this exaggeration but it isn't completely off the charts.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

They actually USED the Cryme Tyme announcer to do the voiceovers for the "Coming Up Next!" matchup screens for Raw during the summer, for one episode.

[RonL21 0]

How Raw Will End...Classic Vince: Triple H will be beating the Hell out of Vince then They show Stephanie on top of the Empire State Building about to jump off with the baby...if they dont stop...Vince and Triple Rush to save her...Ends with Cliffhanger as stepanie approaches edge..

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Super Crazy!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Super Crazy vs. Bizarro Sean Stasiak

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

If he's not coming out with the lawnmower, can they give him new music?

[Downhome 0]

Ah, so that's where the weight that Masters lost ran off to.

[Guest SuperDestroyerMarkTwain]

Meet the Press is the longest running program ever.

 

Randy and Jeff may have a discussion backstage about all of the botchitude...

[Hawk 34 0]

Not even SC can get the MSG crowd to care about Masters. Compared to the six-man, this crowd completely died and went to get nachos.

[BorneAgain 0]

With the goatee, Masters really should have gone with the alternate universe gimmick, explaining he comes from a world where Bischoff won and WCW is split up into the Nitro and Thunder brands and they just started their new third brand... the AWA.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

With the goatee, Masters really should have gone with the alternate universe gimmick, explaining he comes from a world where Bischoff won and WCW is split up into Nitro and Thunder and they just started their new third brand... the AWA.

 

He could change his name to Chris Thunder and he'd have his own tag partner ready and waiting.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

thank god

[Downhome 0]

I must say, I'm pleased with this feud.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Are they trying to do 1-2-3 Kid/Razor Ramon with these two?

[RonL21 0]

THis is 1-2-3 Kid/Razor Ramon all over again...

[Gary Floyd 0]

Crazy wins again. Nice.

 

Raw actually hasn't totally sucked yet

 

Wait, "Marine" preview. Never mind.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Super Crazy IS The Uno, Dos, Tres Chico

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Super Crazy IS The Uno, Dos, Tres Chico

 

That would be an awesome catchphrase for him.

[RonL21 0]

Trish looks Hot tonite I must Say..