Open the Muggy Gate Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 I was going through a Chik-fil-A drivethru and pulled in behind a car that had written in soap or whatever the hell that shit is they write on windows with. It said "Add me to MySpace - http://www.myspace.com/asfs". That's either the smartest way to promote your space, or the saddest way. Could be both.
Guest Felonies! Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 One year at homecoming, someone wrote "GO SENNIORS CLASS OF 2002" on their rear windshield. The extra N was for "not graduating."
vivalaultra Posted September 12, 2006 Report Posted September 12, 2006 I'm having a BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. That extra B is a typo. I should put my myspace on my rear windshield. Someone sent me a link for how to get a Top 16, but I barely have a Top 8. Why does nobody want to be my Myspace friend?
Brett Favre Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 Just get X3 as a friend, and you'll be able to go up to like 24.
vivalaultra Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 Nah, see, I don't even have enough to fill out a Top 8. The only friend requests I get are from pornbots and lame scruffy white guys that play acoustic blues rock.
sfaJack Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 I'd be your Myspace friend viva, but I don't have a Myspace.
vivalaultra Posted September 13, 2006 Report Posted September 13, 2006 It's alrite. It's enough to know that you care.
Dobbs 3K Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 What's the point of having a bunch of people you don't even know as your "friends" on your Myspace site anyway? "Oh look...I have 500 people who I've never even talked to before on my myspace!" I guess I'm too old to "get it."
vivalaultra Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 I don't get the point of that either. I have....6 people in my friends list, two of whom I'm related to and one of whom I'm having sex with. I don't think I've ever requested to be somebody's friend. They always come to me.
snuffbox Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 Well, you could actually communicate with your myspace friends. Or, one might have various bands on their list to keep up with announcements and such. That's all I can think of.
Red Baron Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 I have about 30 people. I don't need anymore.
Guest Hemme Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 Theres actually MySpace "graffitti" near Piccadilly station in Manchester.
FroGG_NeaL Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 I don't get the point of that either. I have....6 people in my friends list, two of whom I'm related to and one of whom I'm having sex with. I don't think I've ever requested to be somebody's friend. They always come to me.
Guest Felonies! Posted September 14, 2006 Report Posted September 14, 2006 So that means he has three other friends that he's not related to or having sex with. Where did it say that was an exhaustive list?
vivalaultra Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Incest also has no place in logic jokes.
Guest Felonies! Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Timmy Wong is a fast-food cashier at an Arctic Circle outside of Provo. He marries a lady named Lin Wong, and together, they plan a great life for their daughter. Unfortunately, their daughter doesn't look like all the other girls in their adopted state of Utah, so they try to disguise her as a Caucasian so she'll be accepted by society. It's called "Two Wongs Never Make a White."
Longdogger_Pete Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 I was going through a Chik-fil-A drivethru and pulled in behind a car that had written in soap or whatever the hell that shit is they write on windows with. It said "Add me to MySpace - http://www.myspace.com/asfs". That's either the smartest way to promote your space, or the saddest way. Could be both. It is apparently a band's MySpace site - so I can see why they'd want to promote it.
vivalaultra Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Timmy Wong is a fast-food cashier at an Arctic Circle outside of Provo. He marries a lady named Lin Wong, and together, they plan a great life for their daughter. Unfortunately, their daughter doesn't look like all the other girls in their adopted state of Utah, so they try to disguise her as a Caucasian so she'll be accepted by society. It's called "Two Wongs Never Make a White." ...I don't get it. Explain.
Slayer Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Bakshi and Falak Singh are a pair of Indian brothers trying to live the American dream by running their own motel. However, a disease outbreak has now caused part of their motel to double as an infirmary. It's called "Sikh and Tired."
In Credible Posted September 18, 2006 Report Posted September 18, 2006 Bakshi and Falak Singh are a pair of Indian brothers trying to live the American dream by running their own motel. However, a disease outbreak has now caused part of their motel to double as an infirmary. It's called "Sikh and Tired." That was dumb.[/Reggie Bush]
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