Someone had their myspace site...

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I was going through a Chik-fil-A drivethru and pulled in behind a car that had written in soap or whatever the hell that shit is they write on windows with. It said "Add me to MySpace - http://www.myspace.com/asfs".

 

That's either the smartest way to promote your space, or the saddest way. Could be both.

[Guest Felonies!]

One year at homecoming, someone wrote "GO SENNIORS CLASS OF 2002" on their rear windshield. The extra N was for "not graduating."

[vivalaultra 0]

I'm having a BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. That extra B is a typo.

 

I should put my myspace on my rear windshield. Someone sent me a link for how to get a Top 16, but I barely have a Top 8. Why does nobody want to be my Myspace friend?

[Brett Favre 0]

Just get X3 as a friend, and you'll be able to go up to like 24.

[vivalaultra 0]

Nah, see, I don't even have enough to fill out a Top 8. The only friend requests I get are from pornbots and lame scruffy white guys that play acoustic blues rock.

[sfaJack 0]

I'd be your Myspace friend viva, but I don't have a Myspace.

[vivalaultra 0]

It's alrite. It's enough to know that you care.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

What's the point of having a bunch of people you don't even know as your "friends" on your Myspace site anyway? "Oh look...I have 500 people who I've never even talked to before on my myspace!"

 

I guess I'm too old to "get it."

[vivalaultra 0]

I don't get the point of that either. I have....6 people in my friends list, two of whom I'm related to and one of whom I'm having sex with. I don't think I've ever requested to be somebody's friend. They always come to me.

[snuffbox 0]

Well, you could actually communicate with your myspace friends. Or, one might have various bands on their list to keep up with announcements and such. That's all I can think of.

[Red Baron 0]

I have about 30 people.

 

I don't need anymore.

[Guest Hemme]

Theres actually MySpace "graffitti" near Piccadilly station in Manchester.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I don't get the point of that either. I have....6 people in my friends list, two of whom I'm related to and one of whom I'm having sex with. I don't think I've ever requested to be somebody's friend. They always come to me.

[Guest Felonies!]

So that means he has three other friends that he's not related to or having sex with. Where did it say that was an exhaustive list?

[Slayer 0]

Logic has no place in incest jokes

[vivalaultra 0]

Incest also has no place in logic jokes.

[Guest Felonies!]

Timmy Wong is a fast-food cashier at an Arctic Circle outside of Provo. He marries a lady named Lin Wong, and together, they plan a great life for their daughter. Unfortunately, their daughter doesn't look like all the other girls in their adopted state of Utah, so they try to disguise her as a Caucasian so she'll be accepted by society. It's called "Two Wongs Never Make a White."

[Longdogger_Pete 0]

I was going through a Chik-fil-A drivethru and pulled in behind a car that had written in soap or whatever the hell that shit is they write on windows with. It said "Add me to MySpace - http://www.myspace.com/asfs".

 

That's either the smartest way to promote your space, or the saddest way. Could be both.

 

It is apparently a band's MySpace site - so I can see why they'd want to promote it.

[vivalaultra 0]

Timmy Wong is a fast-food cashier at an Arctic Circle outside of Provo. He marries a lady named Lin Wong, and together, they plan a great life for their daughter. Unfortunately, their daughter doesn't look like all the other girls in their adopted state of Utah, so they try to disguise her as a Caucasian so she'll be accepted by society. It's called "Two Wongs Never Make a White."

 

 

...I don't get it. Explain.

[Slayer 0]

Bakshi and Falak Singh are a pair of Indian brothers trying to live the American dream by running their own motel. However, a disease outbreak has now caused part of their motel to double as an infirmary. It's called "Sikh and Tired."

[In Credible 0]

Bakshi and Falak Singh are a pair of Indian brothers trying to live the American dream by running their own motel. However, a disease outbreak has now caused part of their motel to double as an infirmary. It's called "Sikh and Tired."

 

That was dumb.[/Reggie Bush]