NYU 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 She's fat. Not overweight. Fat. It's even possible she might be obese. That's all she meant. Hmm..nice try. Ive seen her pictures..shes not obese. Shes not a skinny beanpole either but I have nothing for a skinny beanpole with bones sticking out...its disgusting. Well, I guess it's not like anybody on TSM has ever been fooled by a fake picture of a girl before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 Marvin, if you contracted AIDS two decades ago I'm pretty sure you would know it by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 Marvin, wasn't this a girl that your were pining over for a long ass time, and was scared to meet and all that shit? From your sig, it looks like you're gonna meet. You're gonna be awkward as hell and stuttering and retarded, and she's gonna fuck yer brains to jelly. Well done. She doesn't seem to like herself much though, and wants a lot of positive attention although she doesn't think she deserves it. You'll give her that attention because y'all will hit it off famously, but then she'll become all clingy, then possessive, than fucking nutty, then insane, then she'll try to murder you in 5 months after a lot of hell and you finally getting the balls to leave her. 6 weeks after that she will succeed in ending your life, and her own in a truly macabre murder then suicide involving her drugging the both of you, then dragging the both of you off the side of a high bridge into the river below. Her smashed torso will be found 5 kilometers downstream, while the only earthly remains of you to be found are a single running shoe and the tattered remains of your best dress shirt that you wore on your first date with a new girl you met online and got along with. Nobody will ever figure out what happened to her. Godspeed, Marvin! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted November 13, 2006 but, if she drugs herself, how can she throw him, let alone herself, off a bridge? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 Marvin, wasn't this a girl that your were pining over for a long ass time, and was scared to meet and all that shit? From your sig, it looks like you're gonna meet. You're gonna be awkward as hell and stuttering and retarded, and she's gonna fuck yer brains to jelly. Well done. She doesn't seem to like herself much though, and wants a lot of positive attention although she doesn't think she deserves it. You'll give her that attention because y'all will hit it off famously, but then she'll become all clingy, then possessive, than fucking nutty, then insane, then she'll try to murder you in 5 months after a lot of hell and you finally getting the balls to leave her. 6 weeks after that she will succeed in ending your life, and her own in a truly macabre murder then suicide involving her drugging the both of you, then dragging the both of you off the side of a high bridge into the river below. Her smashed torso will be found 5 kilometers downstream, while the only earthly remains of you to be found are a single running shoe and the tattered remains of your best dress shirt that you wore on your first date with a new girl you met online and got along with. Nobody will ever figure out what happened to her. Godspeed, Marvin! Thats..uh,,interesting. Ive been chatting with her on Yahoo IM since I was left TSM for 3 weeks back in late september, so we've been chatting for about 2 months, pretty much every Sunday-Wednesday night. figured out a while ago that shes probably as negative about herself as I am if not more because theres been several times where shes come up with oddball things that are wrong with her out of the blue and its almost like she was trying to give me excuses to stop chatting with her. The absolute only thing Im not that happy about is the fact she lives a little over 1/2 hour away and she works til like 11 just about every night during the week (shes off every weekend while Im off every other). But to start off with at least, that should work.. . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 Marvin, if you contracted AIDS two decades ago I'm pretty sure you would know it by now. Hey now, Magic Johnson's been riding the HIV Gravy Train for almost as long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 13, 2006 Marvin, you don't have AIDS, dude. This girl doesn't sound half bad. A little weak in the self-esteem department, but that's fine for where you're at. Find common bonds in self-depricating humor with good timing on the elbow to the ribs and nyuk nyuks. I've said from the start of my giving you advice that the way to your soulmate is going to be paved with home-cooked meals. What do your work hours look like? After you eventually meet her, here's the charming thing you do to win her heart: bring her lunch at work. Cook something kickass that will survive a half-hour car ride, like some kind of pasta salad with a really good sandwich or some other picnicky stuff, drive over to meet her on her lunch hour, dine like kings and brighten her day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 how much longer are we going to give Marvin advice that he's not going to even attempt to follow...I want Marvin to succeed, I really really do, but this is getting really old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 We can only repeat the same stuff so long, Marvin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 I want everyone to take a moment and consider that Marvin—in order to avoid, yet again, not taking any advice given to him—has said that he might have AIDS, meaning he may as well continue shutting himself off females. Seriously, think about it. Really think about it; it's both hilarious and pathetic. Pathlarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 I can't get over the wonderful stupidity, the spineless self-loathing of it. "Guys, since they didn't test blood for AIDS back in the 80s, I shouldn't talk to women ever." Just ban Marvin from the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 I can't get over the wonderful stupidity, the spineless self-loathing of it. "Guys, since they didn't test blood for AIDS back in the 80s, I shouldn't talk to women ever." Just ban Marvin from the board. a damning indictment if i ever read one. but dont ban marvin, he offers us too much fodder. and really, he makes us all feel so so SO much better about ourselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted November 13, 2006 how much longer are we going to give Marvin advice that he's not going to even attempt to follow...I want Marvin to succeed, I really really do, but this is getting really old. Concurred. He's getting too close to the WP point with this self-loathing shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2006 I can't get over the wonderful stupidity, the spineless self-loathing of it. "Guys, since they didn't test blood for AIDS back in the 80s, I shouldn't talk to women ever." Just ban Marvin from the board. a damning indictment if i ever read one. but dont ban marvin, he offers us too much fodder. and really, he makes us all feel so so SO much better about ourselves. What gets me is that Marvin stumbles into all these situations with girls but screws it up in dramatic fashion, yet elsewhere here, you got people wondering why they can't get a girl despite much effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 let marvin ramble on. why do we put up a shit fit that marvin ignores our advice? it makes for better comedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Im about ready to start throwing stuff and breaking things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Something wrong with your T-cell count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Might have over-reacted to her not wanting to go out friday.. Kerry(11/14/2006 12:26:03 AM): are you going to be on at all tue or wed? marvin_the_lunatic (11/14/2006 12:27:39 AM): I dont know about tomorrow but definitely not wednesday.. Kerry (11/14/2006 12:27:48 AM): shoot i was going to send you some dirty offline messages marvin_the_lunatic (11/14/2006 12:27:55 AM): lol Kerry (11/14/2006 12:28:04 AM): i might just do it anyway marvin_the_lunatic (11/14/2006 12:28:35 AM): you do whatever you want to do Kerry (11/14/2006 12:28:42 AM): i will do it you watch me but I dont understand why she bailed on friday now.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Maybe you should give a chick another chance before becoming a petty little bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Consider this thread my inspiration for the movie I will begin writing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Make sure you tell her you might have AIDS before the date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 in the last 20 years, at some point, with all the medical things he's surely gone through being sickly and all, wouldn't some doctor somewhere down the line have told him if he DID have AIDS? I mean, that's not something they usually keep a secret from a patient... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Plus, if he had AIDS, wouldn't he not be fat. Marvin should get some aides. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 Marvin is a lunatic. He's got all these Florence Nightingales and he's not giving them a shot. You know, you're an interesting case marvin. I tell you, I've shown your picture to some friends, to see a verdict. I've heard that if you just lost a few stone, you'd be cute enough. Just take walks, you know? Get a bit toned and go out and meet people. Lunatic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 14, 2006 A few stone? Since when were you fuckin' British? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 This is like that episode of Three's Company... the one with the misunderstanding... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 I loved that episode....then Jack fell down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 And then someone thought he was gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2006 You mean someone thought he was "kinda (waves fingers)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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