geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2006 being gay? a cure for baldness? HD tvs? having aids? the baltimore sports teams? masturbating to videos of webcam girls? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2006 Serious that it's a guy, doofus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted November 22, 2006 It saddens me seeing Marvin turn into wildpegasus, as in turning his real life lack of success into comedic attention filler on a message board. We have a lot of people here from the Maryland area. Someone talk some sense into this sad lump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2006 We have a lot of people here from the Maryland area. Someone talk some sense into this sad lump. He's beyond this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2006 I just said it wouldnt surprise me, I dont think it really is a guy.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2006 If this is true then that guy is sad. You said you talk practically every night for 2 or 3 hours. That's too much time spent on just messing with someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2006 I've seen heavyset people with alopecia (sp) who I thought might be marvin but it never is. They're generally talking normally with chicks, thats how I can tell. PS one of them was a woman, and marvin says he has it bad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 If this is true then that guy is sad. You said you talk practically every night for 2 or 3 hours. That's too much time spent on just messing with someone. I would like to introduce you to my thread down in the classics folder for verification on the fact that me talking to her is indeed not sad at all. I have thoroughly enjoyed the last 2 months, looking forward to chatting with her when she comes home from work. And Last night... Kerry (11/22/2006 12:23:01 AM): my hair smells yumy Kerry (11/22/2006 12:23:13 AM): yummy* marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:23:37 AM): if I had hair..I dont know if I would want it to smell yummy, Kerry (11/22/2006 12:23:57 AM): it smells really good marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:24:11 AM): that depends on what it smells like marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:24:24 AM): fruit or something? Kerry (11/22/2006 12:24:38 AM): actually i dont know...i used my sisters shampoo this morning Kerry (11/22/2006 12:24:44 AM): conditioner was rose hips marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:25:04 AM): roses..hmm Kerry (11/22/2006 12:25:23 AM): but anyways...i usually use herbal essence marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:25:43 AM): oh..some of those smell good Kerry (11/22/2006 12:26:26 AM): the one i have now is citrus marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:26:47 AM): oh..citrus is good Kerry (11/22/2006 12:26:59 AM): and candy apple body wash marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:27:06 AM): lol..now stop it marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:27:24 AM): thats just mean right there..I cant smell for myself.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 I don't get it. Were you coming on to her, or is an inability to detect odors another of your myriad biological deficiencies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 I don't get it. Were you coming on to her, or is an inability to detect odors another of your myriad biological deficiencies? The former, and she pretty much ignored it and changed the subject with something about Elvis being on the radio or something.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 I'm wondering if all of us in the Maryland/DC area should get together and start physically dragging Marvin along to situations a la The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Eric, Popick, and myself are just like Paul Rudd, Beard Guy, and Black Guy who played Hammer in the VH1 movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Th 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 If this is true then that guy is sad. You said you talk practically every night for 2 or 3 hours. That's too much time spent on just messing with someone. I would like to introduce you to my thread down in the classics folder for verification on the fact that me talking to her is indeed not sad at all. I have thoroughly enjoyed the last 2 months, looking forward to chatting with her when she comes home from work. And Last night... Kerry (11/22/2006 12:23:01 AM): my hair smells yumy Kerry (11/22/2006 12:23:13 AM): yummy* marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:23:37 AM): if I had hair..I dont know if I would want it to smell yummy, Kerry (11/22/2006 12:23:57 AM): it smells really good marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:24:11 AM): that depends on what it smells like marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:24:24 AM): fruit or something? Kerry (11/22/2006 12:24:38 AM): actually i dont know...i used my sisters shampoo this morning Kerry (11/22/2006 12:24:44 AM): conditioner was rose hips marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:25:04 AM): roses..hmm Kerry (11/22/2006 12:25:23 AM): but anyways...i usually use herbal essence marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:25:43 AM): oh..some of those smell good Kerry (11/22/2006 12:26:26 AM): the one i have now is citrus marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:26:47 AM): oh..citrus is good Kerry (11/22/2006 12:26:59 AM): and candy apple body wash marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:27:06 AM): lol..now stop it marvin_the_lunatic (11/22/2006 12:27:24 AM): thats just mean right there..I cant smell for myself.. This is what you talk about? Hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 edwin references big poppa popick. good work. popick. hahha. what a guy that popick. big daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 This is what you talk about? Hair? She had just taken a bath..she calls me Mr. Clean/Baldy a lot..but we talk about a ton of stuff. It usually comes down to movies/food/tv/music/family/jobs but we've hit a few other things too. She talks a lot about her dogs..she has 6 total I think, though she never mentions their names or anything..so I lose track when she talks about them. The littlest one got hurt over the weekend and is still in bad shape. Family always comes up, her and her sister hate their parents..and that somehow led to her sister, who is married with 2 kids, moving in with her..I never really asked about that any further as it makes no sense.. Tonight she gave me a horrible recipe for pasta salad that she supposedly came up with herself..I just made it (while Im making pies and other stuff for thanksgiving) and its flat out terrible, almost to the point of inedible, Kerry (11/22/2006 11:41:50 PM): you should feel priviledged you are the 1st person ive given the recipe to I told her Id give her a turkey soup recipe for her turkey leftovers (her and her sister are cooking dinner and she bought a huge ass 20 lb turkey for no reason since its just going to be them and her sister's husband and 2 kids. I keep making fun of that ("You'll be eating Turkey salad for the next month"). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 I'm wondering if all of us in the Maryland/DC area should get together and start physically dragging Marvin along to situations a la The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Eric, Popick, and myself are just like Paul Rudd, Beard Guy, and Black Guy who played Hammer in the VH1 movie. I dunno, are you and Popick in the most popular TSM club ever? The Wait 5 Years Until I Bang My Lady club? I know Eric isn't. That's why he's the man. PS Marvin, I love dogs... probably more than people, but 6 is Too Many Puppies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2006 Jesus, Marvin. You can't even AIM chat properly. You ignore the real stuff and focus on stupid shit like food and hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 Jesus, Marvin. You can't even AIM chat properly. You ignore the real stuff and focus on stupid shit like food and hair. Id be interested in what exactly you're supposed to chat about.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 Why is this thread still active? You're back, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 I'm wondering if all of us in the Maryland/DC area should get together and start physically dragging Marvin along to situations a la The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Eric, Popick, and myself are just like Paul Rudd, Beard Guy, and Black Guy who played Hammer in the VH1 movie. I dunno, are you and Popick in the most popular TSM club ever? The Wait 5 Years Until I Bang My Lady club? I know Eric isn't. That's why he's the man. I just want to add that I think it's possible to be very open about sex and to be really into sex AND to abstain. A lot of times the anticipation, coupled with the building of intimacy, makes it that much better. Haha, just fucking with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 24, 2006 Marvin's another one who needs to go camping with me, to learn what it is to be a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 Marvin's another one who needs to go camping with me, to learn what it is to be a man. I've heard he doesn't mind male affection. Maybe you guys could share a sleeping bag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 Jesus, Marvin. You can't even AIM chat properly. You ignore the real stuff and focus on stupid shit like food and hair. Id be interested in what exactly you're supposed to chat about.. You can flirt around with a girl on IM, but I think what people are saying is that your flirting is a bit awkward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 Marvin's another one who needs to go camping with me, to learn what it is to be a man. I've heard he doesn't mind male affection. Maybe you guys could share a sleeping bag. Uh..no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 Thats your problem Marvin, you're afraid to commit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 Commit to what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 An actual physical relationship with a woman? Or a man? Or anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Th 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 Marv just needs to grow a pair of fuckin balls. Go out, anywhere. A bar, the mall, a Mobil station, anywhere AND MEET SOME GIRLS! God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 I suggest Marvin use his saved up money from skipping out on dates and visit http://www.chanceforlove.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 Marv just needs to grow a pair of fuckin balls. Go out, anywhere. A bar, the mall, a Mobil station, anywhere AND MEET SOME GIRLS! God. That's the problem with Marvin, he can meet girls. It's from there his tremendously low self-esteem and generally fucking stupidity of understanding the moments that he is a complete hopeless cause. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Th 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 Exactly. HE NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR. Quit bitching about them and do something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
