OAO Raw Thread - September/25th/2006.

[Guest GeeseGeese]

aww....the random naming of wrestlers as the 3rd team was fun....

 

 

I guess Vince does hate unpredictability....

[RonL21 0]

Murdoch needs a trip to the tanning booth...

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Man, Lance throws a NASTY lariat.

[randomguy 0]

Murdoch obviously takes the wellness policy to heart.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Murdoch is so damn white he makes my TV settings seem off.

[Quasar 0]

Oh boy, Cade has a Confederate Flag on his tights.

 

Somebody get Cryme Tyme.

 

That boy be straight up trippin' with his symbol of racism.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Murdoch kinda looks like Alex Wright...if Alex Wright ate the entire cast of "Annie, Get Your Gun"

[Vampiro69 0]

Too bad the Killer B's missed their flight because they would have been an awesome third team.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Murdoch's got the stupidest looking sideburns of all time

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

RAW...IS...KENNEDY!

[BorneAgain 0]

I call a run in by a member of the Court during the main event. Would let Lita get the screwy pinfall and build for Smackdown.

[Quasar 0]

Too bad the Killer B's missed their flight because they would have been an awesome third team.

 

 

Only if the second team was Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff

[RonL21 0]

RAW Family Reunion should be good...

[Danville_Wrestling 0]

A RAW SEASON PREMIERE? WTF?!?!?!

[Guest GeeseGeese]

Thats how Raw should be every week....lets get rid of the nobodys

 

 

by the way....I kinda miss Paul Burchill.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

3 hour special for the new "season" of Raw? Perfect time to replace everything that's gotten old. New theme, set, bookers....

[Downhome 0]

And in other news, from PWInsider:

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

September 25, 2006

 

U.S. Marshals Task Force Arrests Professional Wrestler for Civil Contempt

 

Pensacola, FL - The United States Marshals North Florida Violent Fugitive Task Force arrested Solafa Fatu Jr., aka “Rakishi”, at 12 noon today after a vehicle stop on Highway 98 near the Naval Hospital. The 41 year old, 6 foot 2 inch, 400 pound wrestler was taken into custody without any resistance. A Federal District Judge for the Northern District of Florida issued a warrant for his arrest on September 1st of this year, after Fatu failed to appear at a show cause hearing, carrying a charge of civil contempt. Originally, the U.S. Marshals Office in Pensacola repeatedly attempted to locate Fatu to serve him with a civil subpoena but was unable to find him. The Task Force’s investigation eventually led them to discover he was in Italy during that period and touring with a newly formed Italian wrestling organization, the NU-WRESTLING Evolution (NWE). The investigation revealed that it appeared as though Fatu returned several weeks ago. Once the Task Force learned that, they started searching for him again locally.

 

“Despite his size and the persona that goes with his profession, he (Fatu) was a gentleman,” said Marshals spokesman Dominic Guadagnoli.

 

Fatu, who has appeared under numerous other names throughout his career, first came to fame in the 1980’s when he wrestled in the WWF as a part of the Samoan Swat Team. He has wrestled with all of the top names in the sport some such as Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, Steve Austin and Triple H to name a few. Fatu claims to be related to other famous wrestles such as The Rock, The Tonga Kid, Jimmy Snuka and Okazuna.

 

Fatu was remanded to Escambia County Jail until his hearing in federal court.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Oh boy, Cade has a Confederate Flag on his tights.

 

Somebody get Cryme Tyme.

 

That boy be straight up trippin' with his symbol of racism.

 

"Look's like someone took a wrong turn at a Madonna music video. He's gonna be wishing he had like a prayer when he hears the choir calling for CRYME TIME"

[Quasar 0]

My suggestions:

 

New Theme: "Separate Ways" (Worlds Apart) by Journey

New Set: Giant titantron like Nitro in 2000

Booker: Vince Russo

New Announcers: Toby Keith and Tommy Lee

[Downhome 0]

Toby Keith jumped shipped from TNA to WWE? WWE fires back!

[Vampiro69 0]

The invasion has begun. Toby Keith defects from TNA!!!

 

Cryme Time!!!

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

And we segue from Toby Keith to Cryme Tyme. Excellent.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

CRYME TYME bitches! Pop a forty and check your rolly!

[Vampiro69 0]

The WWE is taking back one of Kurt's I's. They must of had a copyright on Intensity.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

It's just not right. The announcer isn't allowed to say "Damn, that white boy got knocked the fuck out!"

[The Amazing Rando 0]

The WWE is taking back one of Kurt's I's. They must of had a copyright on Intensity.

 

Kurt replaced that "I" with "Injection", which also apparently caused Intelligence and Integrity to start getting bitches pregnant and not even callin' em back.

 

 

It's true.

[Quasar 0]

The invasion has begun. Toby Keith defects from TNA!!!

 

JEFF HAMMOND LEADS TEH INVASION!!!!1111!!1111111111!!!!!!!1111!!!!

[Guest GeeseGeese]

did JR just recommend BBQ flavored skittles? Genius

 

Along with BBQ...we need Cheese, Pepperoni, Mashed Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, and Beer

[RonL21 0]

Dany Johnson: Honey isnt that the shirt you were looking for?

The Rock: Shelton Benjamin you overflowing pool of monkey piss...I knew I shouldnt have left that bag....

[The Amazing Rando 0]

did JR just recommend BBQ flavored skittles? Genius

 

Along with BBQ...we need Cheese, Pepperoni, Mashed Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, and Beer

 

 

Frat Hazing Vomit Skittles. Taste The Brotherhood.

 

 

No really, taste it.