Never trusting a girl on the net again..

[Guest]

You see, I don't want the principal to find out.

 

I better not say hi on accident.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Don't you need a job first, King?

[Guest]

I have a job. My post up there was a half truth, because there actually is someone I would do at that job, but I'd never act on it. She's too old for me.

 

I work at a deli.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

How old are we talking? And who hired you?

[Guest Princess Leena]

Maybe if you posted less like you said, you'd be fucking someone already.

[Guest]

We're talking mid 30's.

 

I work at Ralphs, a Kroger offspin type of thing.

 

And, maybe if I didn't have two off days this week, plus having to watch two kids on the weekend, I'd be fucking someone. I get 3 days off a week, I can't complain about that.

[Guest]

All the girls at my job that are my age are ugly, or whores. One of them tried to hit on me while I was in training, but I told her to shut up.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

she's not gonna like that.

[geniusMoment]

she's not gonna like that.

Or she will like it a lot!

[Star Ocean 3]

THIS WILL HELP YOU!

 

BOYS CHEAT CODE TO GIRLS

♥♥♥

 

WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR

-PLAY WITH MY HAIR

 

 

 

WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU

- CHASE ME

 

 

 

WHEN I POUT MY LIPS

- KISS ME

 

 

 

WHEN I KICK & PUNCH

- HOLD ME TIGHT

 

 

 

 

WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER

- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER

 

 

 

WHEN I IGNORE YOU

- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION

 

 

 

WHEN I PULL AWAY

- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

 

 

 

WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST

- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL

 

 

 

WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU

- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT

 

 

 

WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING

-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS

 

 

TAKE NOTES BOYS................

 

 

IF I DONT CALL YOU

- IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME

 

 

 

WHEN IM SCARED

-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU

 

 

 

WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER

- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY

 

 

 

WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS

- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS

 

 

 

WHEN IM CRYING

-SAY EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK AND THEN KISS ME

 

if YOU REPOST This in 2 Minutes Saying

 

"BOYS CHEAT CODE TO GIRLS"

 

THEN Something GOOD Will HAPPEN TO YOU,

 

IF YOUR A GUY POST

 

"IS IT TRUE?"

if YOU DO

 

THEN Something GOOD Will HAPPEN TO YOU,

 

BUT if YOU DONT

 

YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE Will BREAK YOUR HEART

[2GOLD]

Your one true love will block your stupid ass for sending him that stupid thing in a bulletin. Those things are usually great with things like, "IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 70 PEOPLE, A TROLL WILL EAT YOUR BABY!"

[Sideburnious]

God, that up there reminds me why I'm glad i'm single.

[alfdogg]

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|

|STANs CONDOMS | '|""";\, ___.

|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |

"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)

 

THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR FUCKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS CHAIN U WILL HAVE BAD SEX FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS.....GOODLUCK

[Guest Felonies!]

Take it to "HEY HEY I'M A COLLEGE GIRL," guys.

[Metal Ed]

I feel like I can't trust no girls on the internet. These chicks are all like "I'm 13 and yer making me horny, Metal Ed" but half the time their some old dude or the feds. Thats how I got on this sex offender registery up here in Wassau. But it don't bother me none. Young chicks dig a dude whats got a criminal record.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

that is what the young chicks dig. ive personally seen it happen.

[ZGangsta]

I feel like I can't trust no girls on the internet. These chicks are all like "I'm 13 and yer making me horny, Metal Ed" but half the time their some old dude or the feds. Thats how I got on this sex offender registery up here in Wassau. But it don't bother me none. Young chicks dig a dude whats got a criminal record.

When the FUCK did Metal Ed return?

[luke-o]

How do you, your 'fioncee', and her guild mates respond to charges that no hot women play WoW

 

Well as i mentioned earlier, i think my fioncee is pretty hot. But i dont know many pretty people that play WOW. I work in a games shop and see a lot of people who play that shit. And NONE of them are pretty, or legal.

 

IF YOU DONT READ THIS POST TWICE IN 20 MINUTES YOU WILL GET BAD LUCK FOR A CENTURY. AND AIDS.

[Guest Felonies!]

I feel like I can't trust no girls on the internet. These chicks are all like "I'm 13 and yer making me horny, Metal Ed" but half the time their some old dude or the feds. Thats how I got on this sex offender registery up here in Wassau. But it don't bother me none. Young chicks dig a dude whats got a criminal record.

When the FUCK did Metal Ed return?

Well obviously at 01:49 AM on Oct 22 2006. Luke dih.

[bobobrazil1984]

I'm sorry, you are a complete idiot for actually paying for something for someone you never met. Seriously you're a fool. Even a social misfit like me laughs at you. I'm laughing at you right now. Except i"m at work so I'm not actually laughing out loud, i'm stony faced pretending to do work, but inside i'm laughing at you.

[luke-o]

And thats the worst kind of laughter.

[Guest Paul]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

[krease]

Dude. You had all the passwords. And you DIDN'T take advantage of it?

 

Once you realize you're being played, why didn't you fuck with this Josh guy and (a) change the passwords, (b) send some sort of incriminating emails to the mom / other email addresses. It would have been sooo easy. If the passwords haven't been changed, do it NOW. Get your revenge for being played.