Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2006 (edited) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF AFTERSHOXXXxxxXXxXXx Live, Saturday, November 11th, from The Cow Palace in San Francisco, California! (7pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) Because I just love this place. The Cow Palace... hee hee! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - BATTLE ROYALE Cold Front Classic Seeding Battle Royale Akira "The Divine Wind" Kaibatsu vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Devin Benson vs. Johnny Dangerous vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Bruce Blank vs. Nighthawk vs. "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Nemesis vs. Michael Cross vs. JJ Johnson vs. Matt "Cosplay Master" Myers -> Another year, another winter season, and another chance for a young star to break out from the pack and earn a World title shot come this year's SWF Christmas PPV, which is coming from a very special location... that I am not a liberty to reveal! Forget that for a moment, however, and take a look at the diversity in this match: Four former World champions, three young gunnas, two old hands, a Doomtopian in a pear tree, and they're all currently in the running for #1 contendership to the World championship. Tonight, we eliminate seven of them from the tournament. Will YOUR number be called? Rules: Standard over-the-top battle royale. All fifteen men start in the ring. The first seven men eliminated are eliminated from the tournament altogether. The remaining eight men will be seeded in order of their eliminations; the last man standing will face the eighth person eliminated, the fourteenth man eliminated will face the ninth person eliminated, the thirteenth man eliminated will face the tenth man eliminated, and the twelfth man eliminated will face the eleventh man eliminated. Markers: Akira "The Divine Wind" Kaibatsu Jimmy the Doom Johnny Dangerous Send to Ace309. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins "The Superior One" Tom Flesher Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Send to chirs3. Devin Benson Charlie "Grappler" Matthews Nighthawk Send to Mr. S£im Citrus. Bruce Blank "The Beast" Gabriel Drake Nemesis Send to Chuck Woolery. Michael Cross JJ Johnson Matt "Cosplay Master" Myers Send to Longdogger Pete. Guys, send your winners to me for the final cut. Word Limit: 8000 ALSO ON AFTERSHOX: There is one man conspicuously missing from the Cold Front Classic battle royale who has a title shot lined up for November 30th. Will this superstar have words for Michael Stephens? And what exactly does Stephens have to say after besting five men in the Elimination Chamber? All of the aftershocks, all on Aftershox! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'm marking everything? Yikes. Edited November 9, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2006 Opening promo is mine, unsurprisingly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2006 I'm fucking psyched. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2006 I look forward to the bra and panties match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2006 I can help you mark, Raynor. And is JJ back, or does he come in the same bracket as Grappler, Myers and Michael Cross of 'non-participating participant'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2006 I am both back and updating my stats shortly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 WC is getting a title shot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 I'd better not be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 I think it means Jay Hawke. But hey, Mike booked it. It could be anyone, with no reference to anything like common sense or logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Battle Royal, eh. Well, if anything was going to get me to write even without 'actual' net access, it's that. Neato. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 it's actually me getting the title shot, you fools. god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Speaking as Temporary Secretary to Raynor, the title shot is actually going to Angel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 I think it means Jay Hawke. But hey, Mike booked it. It could be anyone, with no reference to anything like common sense or logic.Just checking... technically, I'm still owed a Hardcore title shot from 2004, that I never actually got (note to CC: don't worry about it ). By the way, I can only surmise that Cross and Benson didn't show, because the match that Johnny and I turned in was utter shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 They didn't show. Each wrote some but failed to link up, or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2006 Looks like Raynor needs some help. Bye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2006 Well. This is a nice surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2006 Fuck it, I'll help mark, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2006 It's a little known fact that the Cow Palace got its name because Spike's girlfriend used to live there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2006 Ex-girlfriend That whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 It's almost midnight, and I still have no matches. I'm calling it at one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 Erm... stuff is due tomorrow, WC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 Tomorrow? What the hell? I thought that the whole purpose of Aftershock was to get the schedule back on track? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 new schedule Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 Someone needs to teach WC to look at the card sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 I can only be bothered to look at the card when I'm actually booked to write. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 just to clarify, i had assigned raynor lone markership because i expect maybe three people to write this match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2006 I can only be bothered to look at the card when I'm actually booked to write. And even then you miss some stips sometimes... (not that I'm complaining, I picked up a win once when you didn't realise it was a hardcore match until the day before the deadline) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2006 That's because he's old and senile. *checks to make sure he's not in WC's marking bracket* Yep. Old and senile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2006 I can only be bothered to look at the card when I'm actually booked to write. And even then you miss some stips sometimes... Yeah, Landon got me like that one time, too... some kind of "beach" match, where I completely no-sold the stip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2006 as expected, i have nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
