chirs3 Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 (edited) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF LOCKDOWN Live, Thursday, November 30th, from The Albuquerque Convention Center in Albuquerque, New Mexico! (7pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens ©© vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke -> In the words of Joseph Peters: ARGH~! What was supposed to be a two-on-one mugging of the World Champion actually turned out in Stephens' favor, and the hopes that his momentum would be stopped cold have been dashed! Now fresh off a win over two of the SWF's Top Talents, our World Champion's looking pretty damn good heading into this highly publicized midterm defense, against The Dean of Professional Wrestling, Jay Hawke! Then again, if there's ever a man not to take lightly, it's Jay Hawke - especially considering his huge singles win over Tom Flesher at Ashes 2 Ashes! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- COLD FRONT CLASSIC - SECOND ROUND MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> These two failed to destroy Michael Stephens as planned, but in order to progress into the finals of the Cold Front Classic, one of these two will have to destroy the other! Tonight, two of the SWF's finest for a chance to fight the champ, whoever he may be, at the Clusterfuck! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- FULL METAL MAYHEM (non-title) JJ Johnson vs. Jimmy the Doom © GUEST REFEREE: Landon Maddix © -> Someone must have slipped this by Peters when he wasn't looking - or maybe he was looking, and just didn't read it. That's how most of his paperwork gets done. In any event, Johnson and Landon are poised to meet next show for the second round Cold Front Classic match - I wonder what kind of liberties Landon might take, just a few days before their match. Especially when Johnson is up against a man as unpredictable as Jimmy the Doom, and in a match like Full Metal Mayhem! Rules: Any metal weapons are legal - anything else is grounds for Disqualification. No countouts, pinfalls count anywhere. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM MATCH Team ZyKira (Zyon © and Akira Kaibatsu ©) vs. Team CroNson (Michael Cross and Devin Benson) -> I just wanted an excuse to use "Team CroNson". Sounds funny. But seriously forks, it turns out the naysayers may have been right about ZyKira's momentum, but one match isn't enough to prove anything! They get a second chance in the tag realm tonight, against the formidable team of Michael Cross and Devin Benson! Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- CRAB BATT- I MEAN, HAWK BATTLE Nighthawk vs. Trent Hawk -> I'll see to it that the winner of this match gets a little something special. So write damn you, write! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Edited December 1, 2006 by chirs3
Toxxic Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 No-one will show except me, Hawke and Drea. Accept it.
JHawk Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 But at least we'll have a competitive main event.
JJ Johnson Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 You know, I haven't no-showed since I came back. That's a whopping three matches of momentum.
Smartly Pretty Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 I only no-showed cause Zyon is dead, but I thought he was alive.
zyon Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 I'm alive. I plan on writing a promo about Toxx that is two weeks late I plan on showing I plan on winning If I don't get drunk.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Judge is a lush? And you guys need to hurry the hell up and get to your mid/late-twenties or whatever age it is when most guys outgrow that binge drinking bullshit.
King Cucaracha Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Maybe I'm dumb, but, isn't it supposed to be me versus Tom and Spike versus JJ? Or, did the brackets change yet again while I was away?
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Maybe I'm dumb, but, isn't it supposed to be me versus Tom and Spike versus JJ? Or, did the brackets change yet again while I was away?I dunno. You tell me.
JJ Johnson Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 And from Wildchild's oh-so-helpful link: Winner of JJ vs. Nighthawk meets winner of Landon vs. Cross And Tom Flesher meets Spike Jenkins.
Ace309 Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 It's only Tom and Landon if we bracket it like the rest of the world does. It's Tom and Spike if we bracket completely out of the blue for reasons even I don't understand.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 It's Tom and Spike if we bracket completely out of the blue for reasons even I don't understand.
King Cucaracha Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 I won't quote it, but you get the point. So, consider my objections dropped. Not that it's a major concern, I just thought I'd try and correct somebody to feul my ego. This is the internet, after all.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 I need to tell my new lady friend to stop coming over every night so I can write this damn match.
JHawk Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 Got all day tomorrow and most of Thursday off to put my full energies into winning the World Title. Maybe. If Toxx no-shows or dies or something.
Toxxic Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 I can no-show dying, if that's any help. Please tell me you didn't take two days off work specifically to write for the SWF. In one way, that's good. In another...argh (I've got Thursday off, but that's just how my shifts worked out). Finally, since I named you the Honky Tonk Man of the SWF, I think I need my own RL counterpart. I wondered about Triple H. However, sadly I think it's safe to say that I'm actually the SWF's Jeff Jarrett.
JHawk Posted November 29, 2006 Report Posted November 29, 2006 It's just the way shifts worked out. At least I have no excuses not to do well.
King Cucaracha Posted November 29, 2006 Report Posted November 29, 2006 Finally, since I named you the Honky Tonk Man of the SWF, I think I need my own RL counterpart. I wondered about Triple H. However, sadly I think it's safe to say that I'm actually the SWF's Jeff Jarrett. Nigel McGuiness. The hair, the accent, the wrestling abi... ...scratch that last one.
JJ Johnson Posted November 29, 2006 Report Posted November 29, 2006 Actually, I would say that the lack of wrestling ability makes him the spitting image of Nigel.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 If you still need a marker for the tag match, I'll take it.
King Cucaracha Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 Actually, I would say that the lack of wrestling ability makes him the spitting image of Nigel. You just crossed the damn line.
Toxxic Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 The accent? Nigel's as cockney as they come. Toxx is from Nottingham.
JJ Johnson Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 Actually, I would say that the lack of wrestling ability makes him the spitting image of Nigel. You just crossed the damn line. Damn, now I get jobbed to a wedgie driver next show.
King Cucaracha Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 The accent? Nigel's as cockney as they come. Toxx is from Nottingham. Eh, those English are all the same. JJ, wedgie driver would be awesome. I'm sure someone on the indies has invented it though.
Toxxic Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 What, and you think someone from Madrid has the same accent as someone from Barcelona? Get real.
Toxxic Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 I need to tell my new lady friend to stop coming over every night so I can write this damn match. Far be it from me to suggest this, but I'd say sex is more important than fake wrestling matches.
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