Clusterfuck Discussion

[Ace309 0]

Regarding the Clusterfuck this year:

 

- It's the first one I've had any significant input on, and I've decided to implement a few suggestions. First of all, aside from Michael Stephens coming in at number one, we're not going to have any mandatory entrance numbers. In the past we've assigned the order of entry, but this year we're going to let you do it however you want, since being hit with a late entry number significantly hampers your chances of winning. You make up your order of entry.

-- If everybody writes himself coming in at number 2 and winning, it's going to be really crappy. Please be creative.

- We're going to do things a little bit differently. We're giving you some mandatory entrants and you get to pick the rest. Every active writer, save Drake and Johnson, will be entered into the Clusterfuck. Aside from that, we're going to give you a pool of suggested entrants, and you're responsible for setting up the actual entrants. No one's going to be penalized for using different entrants, but keep in mind that if your match involves, say, Edwin MacPhisto and Silent duking it out, it's not going to make sense in the context of fed history, and that's going to make it a loser.

- I just made some beer last night.

- No word limit this year, but I have many dead relatives who will haunt you if it's unreadably long. Brevity is [...] wit.

- If you don't plan to write the Fuck, and if you want an undercard match while still being booked in the fuck, PM me. I don't mind booking you in an undercard match, but we're still going to have to throw you in there.

 

Questions? Comments? Cigar? Cigarette?

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Where is this beer?

[Ace309 0]

It's fermenting in a carboy in my bedroom right now, so I can kiss it goodnight and taste the sweet, sweet foam that bubbles up through the fermentation lock because I didn't leave enough headspace.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Two words - WOOOOO and HOOOO (or: I like)

 

And maybe I'll finally kick Mike's ass... erm I mean, not that I'm in the SWF or anything, nope, not me *waves hand* nothing to see here

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I was going to write you coming in anyway from the OAOAST. Just cause at least then it might have some storyline to it with the Zack Malibu stuff. Then I was going to turn around and do Michael Craven vs. Brimstone

[Chuck Woolery 0]

well, if anybody wants an undercard tag match, i'd appreciate it.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I rather drink this beer than write a clusterfuck.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I'm in dawg.

[Lightning Flik 0]

I'll toss myself in as a contestant, but if I do have a match on the undercard, I'll likely skip actually writing the Clusterfuck so I can consentrate on the match. However, I'll do my best to get something in concerning the actual Clusterfuck itself.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

You're too young, Akira. Wait for your balls to drop before drinking.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

- We're going to do things a little bit differently. We're giving you some mandatory entrants and you get to pick the rest. Every active writer, save Drake and Johnson, will be entered into the Clusterfuck. Aside from that, we're going to give you a pool of suggested entrants, and you're responsible for setting up the actual entrants. No one's going to be penalized for using different entrants, but keep in mind that if your match involves, say, Edwin MacPhisto and Silent duking it out, it's not going to make sense in the context of fed history, and that's going to make it a loser.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Why so confused?

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Perhaps I should have went with then.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Just cause you are in it doesn't mean you have to write. Isn't the average every year like 5 full matches or something?

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

The point was I don't want to be in the match, that's all; I've got a streak going on PPV, and if I don't win the 'Fuck, the streak is over... and I actually don't WANT to win the 'Fuck.

 

So my choices are go balls-out and win a match I don't want to win and earn a WHC match I don't want to have, or no-show and forfeit my streak without a fight.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Well unless this was something that was talked about and I missed it, and do not accurately describe "I have a streak and don't want to lose it, so please do not put me into the Clusterfuck Match". Not that I'm making fun of you, I just seriously had no idea. In your place, may I suggest Matt "King of the Dominicans" Myers? or Cutthroat, mayhaps?

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Well, I wasn't trying to make a big deal out of it on the board, because I guessed (probably correctly) that most people would more or less have a "who the fuck cares?" reaction to me whining about having a PPV streak... but that doesn't mean it doesn't bug me a little.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

so have an undercard match.

[Secret Agent 0]

I think this show will need a good tag match before the clusterfuck.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

W&D vs. The Caddies! Book it!

[Ace309 0]

Well, you know, we can indeed make exceptions and such.

[Ace309 0]

I'm drunk, but I will keep any promises I make that I remember to document in re the Clusterfuck.

[muzz 0]

I'll be entering as "Old Timer" Billy Slater.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

If I still gots it by the time the 'Fuck rolls around, I'll defendulate my Hradcroe beltations and suchlies in perhaps addition to participation in the actual Cluster.

 

lollerz.

[Toxxic 0]

You know that Jimmy The Doom in the Clusterfuck would be great.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Is there any restriction at all to who the other, non-mandatory entrants are?

[Ace309 0]

Not really, but use your common sense. Bruce Blank, though contracted to another promotion, is okay. The Ultimate Warrior is not.

[Toxxic 0]

Tom, you take all the fun out of life.

 

That being said, if anyone uses Drew Carey I will kill you.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Common Sense?? well then I'm boned

[muzz 0]

Don't use my characters, by the way.

 

Except maybe Ace.