Biggest Train Wreck of a Life

[2GOLD 0]

Marvin, virgin slayer

 

I just want to know if it was like that scene in Family Guy when older wimp Stewie lost his virginity. I doubt it though, Marvin probably studied the subject and was the ultimate albino love machine that turned her into a puddle of jello.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

[Art Sandusky 0]

Guys, he got titty. He didn't mean he got laid.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Holy shit after all the repeats and teaser spots... finally a new episode.

[justsoyouknow 0]

"Entertain me" means "grab my titty"? I've been doing this wrong all this time.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I think it meant to give her a massage. That was what Marv was getting at.

[Black Lushus 0]

"she said entertain me and pulled her top up"

 

sounds like a green light to me!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I SO want to comment on a couple of these posts..

 

just posting this makes me feel bad though.

 

*keeping mouth shut*

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Tell us how her tits felt, Marv.

[MrRant 0]

But can we ever believe him? Perhaps he is just smarter than WP and ended the gimmick early before it jumped the shark into insanity.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Like a bag of sand.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

But can we ever believe him? Perhaps he is just smarter than WP and ended the gimmick early before it jumped the shark into insanity.

Marvin is wise with this one. He's already laid the seeds about the eventual demise of this relationship. So, when he gets bored again, he'll say it's over. And it will be believable, plus make us feel bad for him.

[justsoyouknow 0]

And it gives the character a breath of fresh air in regards to a change in storyline. It's marvelous.

[justsoyouknow 0]

.....I think I just agreed with Leena. I feel dirty.

[theintensifier 0]

When I heard this:

Tell us how her tits felt, Marv.

I immediately thought of this movie line:

Like a bag of sand.

Well done.

[Guest]

One time I was messing with this small medicine ball that my cousin's grandfather (not blood related) had lying around and he came into the room and told me that the medicine ball felt like the first set of tits that I would touch. He told me that the ball felt like a young woman's tit. I was wondering how the guy would remember that so distinctly (and even enough to mention it to me!), considering that he had been married for 45 years. The man was right. I was 12, so this was about 7 years ago. It's really too bad that he died about 2 years later, because as I was touching tits for the first time I was thinking about this, and wondering what other gems of advice he could have possibly given me as I got older. Especially considering that since he wasn't blood related to my mother or father, he didn't have any obligation to tell them anything that I told him. He wouldn't have anyway, he kept it fuckin' real.

 

Just tryin' to change the subject and see if Marvin puts all the attention back on him.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im not too happy right now.

[EricMM 0]

Unbelieveable.

[Guest]

Just tryin' to change the subject and see if Marvin puts all the attention back on him.

And I was right. Thank you, bye bye now.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Just tryin' to change the subject and see if Marvin puts all the attention back on him.

And I was right. Thank you, bye bye now.

 

gimme some credit..it took 8 days (or longer if you dont count my "I want to comment" post)..almost as long as I lasted when I left the board last year.

[EricMM 0]

How can you be miserable with the weather as nice as it is out?

 

Go outside and check out chicks or something......

[MrRant 0]

She took his virginity and dumped him.

 

Harsh.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Hell, check out an Oriole game or two while they are still in the top half of the division.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Bedard pitching tonight!

 

I need a good start since I'm spot starting him in 2 leagues tonight...

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

She took his virginity and dumped him.

 

Harsh.

 

not quite.

 

I cant put up with her calling me a liar all the time now, which has stemmed from the fact that I was apparently too good for my first/second/third time, so obviously I was lying about that so I lie about other things.

 

go figure right..haha..me with a bunch of other girls..

 

I thought about telling her its because Ive done nothing but watch porn for the last 10 years and recently read a sex/dating forum for advice but thats probably not gonna go over well.

 

The sad fact is, I still like her a lot and when shes not in her "you're a liar" modes, I really enjoy being around her and all..

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

That sounds unrealistic. What did she expect? You to splooge when she pops her titties out of her bra?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I think its more of what she didnt expect actually..

 

I think this would have been better suited to post over to the sex/dating forum where I post, because Im sure theres been someone there whos run into the same problem.

[Black Lushus 0]

I think I missed something here...so Marvin, you DID get some of that, right? But apparently, you were such a stud that she assumed you were lying about being a virgin? Man, bitches be trippin'. I can go a week without busting a nut and it doesn't necessarily mean I'lll be ready to explode right away.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Haha, that's our Marvin.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I think I missed something here...so Marvin, you DID get some of that, right? But apparently, you were such a stud that she assumed you were lying about being a virgin? Man, bitches be trippin'. I can go a week without busting a nut and it doesn't necessarily mean I'lll be ready to explode right away.

 

Yeah..uh..that wasnt exactly the..uh..problem with me..uh.. I dont think I should have eventually found her 2 "spots" so fast with my fingers and tongue...not a rookie move I dont think.