snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 It is cause for a stroke if you're serious about this gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 Glad to see you managed to socialize with the girl for an extended period of time...but...yeah. The last night was a instant "friend zone" move. Nice try. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 Do you have any cousins, Marvin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 It is cause for a stroke if you're serious about this gimmick. I was actually very calm and enjoyed the whole day. Conversation went about 70/30 her, I pretty much just let her talk...her job is enough to carry on a conversation for 3 days straight probably. I wasnt going to go for a hug so her "come here and gimme a hug" caught me totally by surprise. I did try to establish that I want to take her out to dinner, however I knew shes going back home this week til sunday so I said Id wait til she comes back. Coincidently, that was my concern. Shes more than likely moving back home in June because of her job. She told me not to worry..its not June yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 OK..heres another..I just sent her a text mesage to make sure she got home and to tell her I almost hit a couch on the way home (Which did happen) ..reply: "LOL..txtin me already..guess I wasn't that boring ur not tired of me yet " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 Marv seems to have found a woman with the same amount of low esteem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 19, 2007 Marvin, make your pick in the fantasy baseball league, and I forgive you for everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 19, 2007 I think it is, but aren't there some super specific read-between-the-lines rules that basically end up making it illegal anyway? www.ageofconsent.com That site's been down for a couple years now, at least it has been whenever I've attempted to access it It doesn't matter anyway because it was out of date when it was up... they never updated with the law that Bush signed in '03 that says if you want to bang ladies (and guys, I guess) abroad, they have to be 18, regardless of local law (gotta protect those teenagers of the world!) Yeah I believe it was on there, because the site was up until recently. Either way, there's also: http://www.moraloutrage.net/staticpages/in...php?page=states but Wikipedia deciphers some of the legalese in the laws above. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_conse...n_North_America Not all states are included, however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 Im wanting to bash my head in over and over. I remember the following things she did from the coffee portion of the "date" which Ive been replaying over and over in my head for the last 3 hours and cant sleep over it: Sometimes she actually flirts with you using her body language. Here's a few positive body language by her : One : Her eyes and the way she looks at you : She's looking at you longer than she's supposed to, it would create an awkward moment. NEVER EVER look away if you like her. Just stare back with intense feeling. You can see her pupils are dilating. Which means either she's dying or she's having a romance aura at that moment. You're definitely in good position to ask her out. Or to kiss her. She gives you an invitation to approach her by lifting up one of her eyebrows while looking at you. Staring? Check. Dialated pupils? Check. And somehow I did manage the "dont look away" thing.. She has the prettiest blue eyes Ive ever seen..didnt notice the eyebrow thing though. Two : Her lips. She licks her lips. She wants you, man. She definitely wants you! She smiles most of the time when talking to you. And you can feel that her smile is sincere. She smiled..didnt see her licking her lips BUT!! several times she covered her mouth with her hand like she was hiding something.. Three : Her hair She plays with her hair while talking to you. If she's making round moves while playing with her hair, she's actually flirting with you, man! Approach her, fool! Approach her now! Sometimes she's even being bold by brushing her long beautiful hair onto you. She played with her hair the whole time. She had it up in a clip and she was playing with the part that stuck out. It was actually driving me nuts at the time because I was thinking she was bored to tears or something.. Four : Her body posture She crossed her legs towards you. That's a good sign. But nowadays it's a common. You'll have to look for another sign. She heaves her chest outwards. That's one of her female's secret weapons to lure you. She leans her body over you to get closer. That's a good sign. If her body touches you when she leans, that's even better. She'd sit straight up occasionally which would show her neck and the top part of her chest and just a little bit of her top from under her jacket. I absolutely know she saw me look the first time she did it which is why she did it again and which is why I made a point NOT to look the 2nd time. Five : Others She takes up every opportunity to touch you when talking. She smiles and laughs a lot but not to the extent of ridiculing you. She asks many questions indicating that she's really interested to communicate with you. The one positive thing I did know whas that I could get her to laugh and smile really easily, which is why I had at least some hope. Heres the iffy thing..she kept her hands in her lap or in front of her except when she was drinking her coffee, but then again I've read about the mirroring thing women do: A less direct way is if she mirrors your body language, which is something women do subconsciously. When you lean in, she leans in. When you rest your elbows on the table, she does the same. Duplicating your actions is her way of showing you that she's "in-synch" with you and it seems at several points she had her hands where I had mine.. so in other words..she was practically flirting her head off the whole time and Im a big oaf and couldn't recognize any of it..OH JESUS CHRIST. anyone have a brick wall I can ram my head into a million times? anyone.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted March 19, 2007 So I'm just sitting here reading threads and thinking to myself how shitty things have gone for me over the past year plus, but how much better they will be soon (seeing as how I'll be entering my career of choice) and I started wondering "Who around here would I never trade places with?" and I came up with a couple choices. 1.) Matt Young; Now while Matt seems to be a nice enough person there's just no way I'd want to deal with the shit he's had to. Sister steals his videogames for drugs and then goes up and missing, gets engaged to a drug addict whore that screws him 5 ways from Sunday, just seems to be floating through life. 2.) Bob Barron; Sure he's met a ton of celebrities but he's the poster boy of creepy and I bet he's still never kissed a girl. He also seems bitter about everything which will no doubt lead to a heart-attack 20 years down the road. I also don't recall ever hearing him talk about work so I think he's a bum. So who do you feel is just the biggest train wreck around here? I fully expect myself to be mentioned by somebody eventually. Yeah, Matt Young. What skank is he fucking now that's ruining the poor sap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 This Morning in an email from her at work: a) "Ps. In case I didn't say it....(make it clear) I had fun with you and I can't wait to hang out again real soon!" Tonight on IM b) I'm not heading back (home) til the 4th of April now. So not only does she say she wants to hang out again real soon, but she also reschedules (Im assuming) her plans to go home for 2 weeks after I said if she weren't going home this weekend Id offer to take her out to dinner and catch a movie (lol..I told her I was gonna go see TMNT by myself..) Could just be a big coincidence.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 Oh good lord. Fuck her and be done with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 Oh good lord. Fuck her and be done with it. Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 Oh, this is the start of something good Don't you agree? I, haven't felt like this in so many moons You know what I mean And we can build through this destruction As we are standing on our feet So, since you wanna be with me You'll have to follow through With every word you say And I, all I really want is you you to stick around I'll see you everyday But you have to follow through You have to follow through These reeling emotions they just keep me alive They keep me in tune Oh, look what I‘m holding here in my fire This is for you Am I too obvious to preach it You're so hypnotic on my heart So,since you wanna be with me You'll have to follow through With every word you say And I, all I really want is you you to stick around I'll see you everyday But you have to follow through You have to follow through The words you say to me are unlike anything That's ever been said oh what you do to me is unlike anything That's ever been Am I too obvious to preach it? You're so hypnotic on my heart So since you wanna be with me You'll have to follow through With every word you say And I, all I really want is you you to stick around I'll see you everyday So since you wanna be with me You'll have to follow through With every word you say And I, all I really want is you you to stick around I'll see you everyday But you have to follow through You have to follow through You're gonna have to follow Oh, this is the start of something good Don't you agree? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 Gavin Degraw..hmm.. Unfortunately she likes Country Music.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the key to getting laid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 I remember going to the theatre to see the first 3 as a kid. Obviously thats a lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 YeAH, BUT THEY WEREN'T cgi"D TURTLES, NOW were theY? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C Dubya 04 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 OK..heres another..I just sent her a text mesage to make sure she got home and to tell her I almost hit a couch on the way home (Which did happen) ..reply: "LOL..txtin me already..guess I wasn't that boring ur not tired of me yet " Wait, what?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 There was a damn couch in the middle of the road and I almost hit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 So I'm just sitting here reading threads and thinking to myself how shitty things have gone for me over the past year plus, but how much better they will be soon (seeing as how I'll be entering my career of choice) and I started wondering "Who around here would I never trade places with?" and I came up with a couple choices. 1.) Matt Young; Now while Matt seems to be a nice enough person there's just no way I'd want to deal with the shit he's had to. Sister steals his videogames for drugs and then goes up and missing, gets engaged to a drug addict whore that screws him 5 ways from Sunday, just seems to be floating through life. 2.) Bob Barron; Sure he's met a ton of celebrities but he's the poster boy of creepy and I bet he's still never kissed a girl. He also seems bitter about everything which will no doubt lead to a heart-attack 20 years down the road. I also don't recall ever hearing him talk about work so I think he's a bum. So who do you feel is just the biggest train wreck around here? I fully expect myself to be mentioned by somebody eventually. Yeah, Matt Young. What skank is he fucking now that's ruining the poor sap? I'm single, but I have a girl I am interested in who actually made it a point to tell me she liked me first. I'll see where that goes... I'm pretty happy right now being single and enjoying life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 Se myspaced me a gf ap and wants me to do the same back lol.. some of her answers: 2. Do you have a crush on me? getting crushy 6. Would you ever ask me out? I've hinted and accepted 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? no, wouldn't want to freak you out 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? sure, I miss waking up next to some one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted March 21, 2007 Wrong answer, Matt. We're trying to change the topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 So what does this chick look like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 Im gonna regret this.. thats obviously not me, but a friend of hers. and she wears contacts now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 Im gonna regret this.. thats obviously not me, but a "friend" of hers. and she wears contacts now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2007 Ok.. Ive decided Im gonna leave this thread alone from this point out unless something earth shattering happens which probably wont happen any time too soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2007 She looks perfect for you. Just a little bit on the nerdy side, but still cute and far from a shut-in. Nothing to regret there at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 22, 2007 I agree. But does she share an affinity for HDTV and the Baltimore Ravens? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2007 Wrong answer, Matt. We're trying to change the topic. Hey, you asked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
