Big Ol' Smitty Posted February 5, 2007 Report Posted February 5, 2007 Judging by your pictures in your sig. You seem to be doing well, KOAB. You got a crotch rocket, some awesome shorts & boots...
Man Who Sold The World Posted February 6, 2007 Report Posted February 6, 2007 Bwahaha. Ahmed wore daisy dukes.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 6, 2007 Report Posted February 6, 2007 Bob have you graduated yet? Marvin, Kotzenjunge, that girl that posts slash and just about anyone else in here who is stuck in a dead-end job in their twenties with nothing to look forward to.
Sideburnious Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Hey now, Marvin could start his own brand of Uncle Fester style cuisine if he wasn't going to go blind and die of aids in the next 10 years.
Guest Oedipus Rex Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Yeah Marvin, stop piddling away your funds on HDTV and find some investors so you can start a restaurant. The culinary arts are your strong suit, after all.
Art Sandusky Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Bob have you graduated yet? Marvin, Kotzenjunge, that girl that posts slash and just about anyone else in here who is stuck in a dead-end job in their twenties with nothing to look forward to. I'm going to be the President. Are you going to be the President?
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 anyone else in here who is stuck in a dead-end job in their twenties with nothing to look forward to.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Im thinking about writing a cookbook..but then again any wackjob with enough time and the money can get a cookbook published, but it doesn't mean it will sell..I'll end up having to rent a storage unit to house all the unsold copies or start burning them for heat when Im broke and cold.
Guest Oedipus Rex Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Sure, with an attitude like that. But seriously, try to run in that whole food direction.
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves.
Gary Floyd Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Im thinking about writing a cookbook..but then again any wackjob with enough time and the money can get a cookbook published, but it doesn't mean it will sell..I'll end up having to rent a storage unit to house all the unsold copies or start burning them for heat when Im broke and cold. No matter how many copies it would sell, its still money. Think about that.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves. Im a freaking cook now! 2 days a week, 13 1/2 hour shift (5 am to 7pm) ..breakfast lunch and dinner for 40 patients at a rehab hospital. Its a piece of cake really, I just wish it paid better than what Im getting now..only complaint I have about the place. That and the freaking health insurance they offer sucks. The company that owns the hospital is really tight with their money (hence my really small raises over the last 3 years). But I guess when you try to fraud the government and nearly go bankrupt, thats what happens.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Im thinking about writing a cookbook..but then again any wackjob with enough time and the money can get a cookbook published, but it doesn't mean it will sell..I'll end up having to rent a storage unit to house all the unsold copies or start burning them for heat when Im broke and cold. No matter how many copies it would sell, its still money. Think about that. You still have to sell a certain number of books to break even, or else you end up losing money and having a ton of worthless books to get rid of.
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 If Scott Keith can make money selling books, you can.
Sideburnious Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 From the author that brought you "Gloomy Gourmet" and "Melancholy Meals", MarvinisaLunatic brings out his finest cook book yet "Dinner to die for" with brand new recipies for the average bachelor.
Matt Young Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves. Nothing against Marvin, but I hope he wears gloves, what with the way his hands are.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves. Nothing against Marvin, but I hope he wears gloves, what with the way his hands are. Theres nothing wrong with my hands, they're just..red splotched all over, but I do have to wear gloves. And I get to wear one of my fitted O's caps to work...the one that says "O's" on the front instead of the actual bird. I hate that one and thus I wear it to work instead of my other fitted cap with the bird on it which I wear everywhere else (dont leave the house without it on). I also apparently have a big head since its hard to find 7 7/8s sized caps.
Matt Young Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 You have an A-Train head! =-o I have a big head, too, though. Not sure what size since I haven't worn a hat in years.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 I was going to be a chef. Then I had kids. At least being a butcher is kind of working with food... I had a class about Meatcutting, but the guy that taught the class pretty much said, Butchers are going the way of the dinosaurs given most supermarkets buy their meats already cut (wal mart started the trend to cut costs and most of the rest have followed to keep up). I know of a few restaurants that have butchers on staff but for the most part 99% of restaurants get their meat precut too. And most meatcutting that is done is done assembly line style by laser guided machines that are even more precise than the best butcher and cheaper since butchers get paid pretty good. I actually liked it cause you get to spend all day in a cold freezer room..which beats a 120 degree kitchen any day. Cold doesn't bother me at all.
Guest Oedipus Rex Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 They're gonna start doing that with lasers too.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Awesome! I better go to school to learn to fire a laser. Watch Goldfinger.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin, take a step back and read all of your posts. Do you not see how horribly insecure you are? If I saw myself pity myself and shoot myself down like that when given tons of advice and encouragement, I'd cringe and then cringe a whole lot more.
snuffbox Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin's already gone on the record saying he wants to be wildpegasus.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin's posts make me feel all sad inside.
The Niggardly King Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Really? They make me feel all better about myself... I think I'll go for a jog along the beach tomorrow.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 From the author that brought you "Gloomy Gourmet" and "Melancholy Meals", MarvinisaLunatic brings out his finest cook book yet "Dinner to die for" with brand new recipies for the average bachelor. Awesome! Marvin should name his books just that. Go with the whole Eeyore thing. Hell that whole persona could work for him. Girls dig Eeyore.
The Niggardly King Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 When did Marvin get in shape and decided to become a wrestler? I must know...
bob_barron Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Bob have you graduated yet? I finished in December
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin, you should get a job as a cook at real restaurant. With your experience you could probably get a full-time job with better hours and better pay than the old folks' home. Unless there's no such thing in your desolate part of MD.
Guest Princess Leena Posted February 7, 2007 Report Posted February 7, 2007 But..they'll laugh at him because of his alopecia and not hire him..plus he's blind and will have AIDS soon, so why bother..
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