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Marvin is like the center that never gets on the field during a 44-0 blowout. Make your own jokes about his balls being untouched.

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Marvin would fuck this up if it was real.

 

Too bad it's not.

yeah i got my doubts

 

someone find his boo on myspace

 

i sort this out like i did with his other bitch

 

 

what once was one is now two.

 

PLEASE dont go bothering her, shes got her page set to private for a reason.

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her AIM away message is that shes sick, which probably means her migraines are bothering her ..aww..I was close to sending a txt asking if she needed anything but I decided against it.

 

I did send a txt "hope u feel :) soon" which got a "thx sweetie" back..aww

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Is this that chick with the red hair? If it is start calling her firecrotch, women like shit like that. Oh, and when she gets in the car for the date be sure "Girl You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill is playing, don't talk, just let her listen and gain her first impression.

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Play it cool, Marv, and don't let her see the life sized Lara Croft poster. We're all pullin for ya.

Not everyone.

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I don't pull for any 24 year old that hasn't been able to stick their dick in another humans bodily orifices.

 

Sorry.

Guest Queen Leelee
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His lack of sex is due to those problems, though.

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The no hair one, I'll give. But even that could be worked around if he really wanted to.

 

There are support groups. He could find a bald chick.

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The no hair one, I'll give. But even that could be worked around if he really wanted to.

 

There are support groups. He could find a bald chick.

Britney Spears! HAHA.

 

Most girls that get alopecia wear wigs but anyway.

 

I need one of those shirts like Foley had detailing all his injuries hes sustained in the ring for all my ailments. I bet it would be just as long.

Guest Queen Leelee
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I don't believe in "lowered expectations".

Guest Eagle Man
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"Most evil" is the appropriate superlative, but yeah, I'm really not fond of them either.

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It's like watching a defensive lineman pick up a football at his own 20 and trying to run it all the way back to the end zone. Will he get tackled? Will his legs give out? Or will he actually score the touchdown?

 

You just start cheering him on but in the back of your mind you just can't help but think, "he'll never make it."

 

if were using that analogy then..

 

the other team challenged and the runner was down..no fumble.

 

 

Its over or at least Im saying its over...I cant take it anymore. I had a 10 minute hyperventilating session where I thought I was going to need to call an ambulance. I think I can at least save the ambulance fee and drive myself...maybe if Im halfway decently lucky I'll faint and plow into a tree on the way there.

Guest Eagle Man
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[i had a 10 minute hyperventilating session where I thought I was going to need to call an ambulance.

And pardon ME, Black Lushus, for MY overused response:

 

WHAT?

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