snuffbox Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 hey leena is this your new gimmick? Banky-lite.
Guest Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Marvin is like the center that never gets on the field during a 44-0 blowout. Make your own jokes about his balls being untouched.
The Niggardly King Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Marvin can't even be the long snapper?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Marvin would fuck this up if it was real. Too bad it's not. yeah i got my doubts someone find his boo on myspace i sort this out like i did with his other bitch what once was one is now two. PLEASE dont go bothering her, shes got her page set to private for a reason.
DrVenkman PhD Posted March 13, 2007 Report Posted March 13, 2007 Play it cool, Marv, and don't let her see the life sized Lara Croft poster. We're all pullin for ya.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 Play it cool, Marv, and don't let her see the life sized Lara Croft poster. We're all pullin for ya. I dont even have the poster anymore, I ripped it trying to move it and I just threw it away.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 her AIM away message is that shes sick, which probably means her migraines are bothering her ..aww..I was close to sending a txt asking if she needed anything but I decided against it. I did send a txt "hope u feel soon" which got a "thx sweetie" back..aww
geniusMoment Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 Is this that chick with the red hair? If it is start calling her firecrotch, women like shit like that. Oh, and when she gets in the car for the date be sure "Girl You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill is playing, don't talk, just let her listen and gain her first impression.
Hank Kingsley Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 I like the Neil Diamond version better. oh wait, I just responded to geniusmoment.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 Play it cool, Marv, and don't let her see the life sized Lara Croft poster. We're all pullin for ya. Not everyone.
Guest Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 I don't pull for any 24 year old that hasn't been able to stick their dick in another humans bodily orifices. Sorry.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 I don't pull for any 24 year old that hasn't been able to stick their dick in another humans bodily orifices. Sorry. hey now..Im almost 25..
Guest Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 I feel for all your other problems, but not that one.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 His lack of sex is due to those problems, though.
Guest Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 The no hair one, I'll give. But even that could be worked around if he really wanted to. There are support groups. He could find a bald chick.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 The no hair one, I'll give. But even that could be worked around if he really wanted to. There are support groups. He could find a bald chick. Britney Spears! HAHA. Most girls that get alopecia wear wigs but anyway. I need one of those shirts like Foley had detailing all his injuries hes sustained in the ring for all my ailments. I bet it would be just as long.
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 I don't believe in "lowered expectations".
Slayer Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 That's strange, considering you post here despite frequent assertions that this board is beneath you
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 texting is the evilest thing ever.. "just thinkin of u" while Im assuming she was still at work...
Guest Eagle Man Posted March 14, 2007 Report Posted March 14, 2007 "Most evil" is the appropriate superlative, but yeah, I'm really not fond of them either.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 It's like watching a defensive lineman pick up a football at his own 20 and trying to run it all the way back to the end zone. Will he get tackled? Will his legs give out? Or will he actually score the touchdown? You just start cheering him on but in the back of your mind you just can't help but think, "he'll never make it." if were using that analogy then.. the other team challenged and the runner was down..no fumble. Its over or at least Im saying its over...I cant take it anymore. I had a 10 minute hyperventilating session where I thought I was going to need to call an ambulance. I think I can at least save the ambulance fee and drive myself...maybe if Im halfway decently lucky I'll faint and plow into a tree on the way there.
Black Lushus Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Czech...this is now appropriate as a response to Marvin so bear with me:
Guest Queen Leelee Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 What did you get nervous about...?
Guest Eagle Man Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 [i had a 10 minute hyperventilating session where I thought I was going to need to call an ambulance. And pardon ME, Black Lushus, for MY overused response: WHAT?
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 If this is for real, I'd love to see the explanation he gives the girl- "Oh sorry I couldn't make it." "Why not? What happened to you?" "I had a panic attack." "...."
-DeN- Posted March 15, 2007 Report Posted March 15, 2007 Marvin and perpetually cynical TSMers need each other to power some shit. I'm sure of it. Like in that video game.
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