Ace309 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Tom Flesher presents.... SWF STORM Live, Wednesday, February 14th, from the STAPLES CENTER in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA! NON-TITLE MATCH Gabriel Drake© vs Ricky Barbosa Drake ate JJ Johnson for lunch! What's the reigning SWF Champion going to do to the rookie Wayward Son? Tom Flesher doesn't know, but he's sure going to enjoy watching! Rules: Standard Word count: 6000 SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark© Vs Michael Stephens Previously on SWF Storm, it was revealed that Tom Flesher wants Stephens no where near the World Heavyweight Championship, while Joseph Peters simply wants to ‘phase’ the former World Champion out of the SWF. So now Stephens will have to take a back seat to the new main event players and fight for the chance at the International Championship, and he’ll have to earn his chance against the current International Champion himself, Alan Clark! Rules: Standard Word count: 6000 HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador Vs Jimmy the Doom © Rickmen's earned a shot! Hey-o! Rules: Hardcore, pins and submissions count anywhere. Word Limit: 4500 IN THE HOUSE OF MARVELOUS: Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix! HARDCORE MATCH Matt "Insert Gimmick Here" Myers (with James "Insert Adjunct Gimmick Here" Matheson) vs. Zyon Zyon got a rough break in the Clusterfuck, but Commissioner Tom Flesher is hoping to give Myers a rough break against the Unique Youth! Rules: Hardcore! Word Limit: 4500 TAG TEAM ACTION JJ Johnson and Manson vs. Asia Underground (Michael Cross and Akira Kaibatsu) Tag team action! Rules: Tag team action! Word Limit: Tag team5000 SINGLES MATCH Johnny ‘the Barracuda’ Dangerous Vs Calvin Szechstein After a narrow loss at the Clusterfuck, the Cadillac Boys were granted a rematch against Wild & Dangerous by Tom Flesher. Unfortunately, Flesher never said it’d be a tag team match! Calvin Szechstein will take on Johnny Dangerous in singles action, while his partner and OAOAST posterboy, Zack Malibu takes on the first half of Wild & Dangerous in a separate match before the big tag team rematch on next weeks edition of Storm! Rules: Standard Word count: 5000 NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Zack Malibu The SWF’s posterboy Vs the OAOAST’s posterboy. Nuff said! Rules: Standard Word count: 5000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 This is me before reading my match: "Well, with my family issues finally resolved, I'll be able to put some decent time into working on my opening card match for Storm. Thankfully, I'll probably be facing someone that I can likely win against without having to fret over every little detail." Cue me reading my main event match: "I don't know which dropping was worse this week. The waking up in a pool of my own blood from my head on the bathroom floor or getting a main eventing match against the SWF Champion and my jaw dropping... There goes my weekend!" Cue me now, still digesting this: "I'm so dead! ...oh well, I'll make it a fun death that's for sure." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 Your bathroom floor? Did you envision the flux capacitor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 To be honest, don't really know. I just was petting the cat before I went to bed, was asleep and next thing I remember is waking up on the bathroom floor with a splitting headache and blood pouring out of my nose. By the time I had woken up, there was a nice splot of blood on the floor. Only thing I can think of is I was nearly dead asleep, went to the washroom, and then well, slipped and hit my head. Problem is, I was asleep as the blood on the ground was a pretty nice pool. ...ok, it was just a puddle and I'm exaggerating its greatness. Still, it was there and there was quite a bit of it (and on me) before I got up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 i'm not even wasted when i'm typiong tihgt. seriously. but i'm so so soooooooo excited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 To be honest, don't really know. I just was petting the cat before I went to bed, was asleep and next thing I remember is waking up on the bathroom floor with a splitting headache and blood pouring out of my nose. By the time I had woken up, there was a nice splot of blood on the floor. Only thing I can think of is I was nearly dead asleep, went to the washroom, and then well, slipped and hit my head. Problem is, I was asleep as the blood on the ground was a pretty nice pool. ...ok, it was just a puddle and I'm exaggerating its greatness. Still, it was there and there was quite a bit of it (and on me) before I got up. Literally passing out or whatever and waking up in a different place with blood pouring out of your nose just doesn't sound right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 Zyon? Hardcore? Myers is in deep doo-doo. Should be fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 So I have to beat Clark to get a shot at the title Clark holds? Who do you think I am, the Insane Luchador? I'd also like to point out the inherent history in the MANSON/JJ vs Asia Underground match, as losing the tag titles to their opponents was what caused Asia Underground to split up in the first place. I'd also like to point out that I believe the correct name of the MANSON/JJ team is Blood & THUNDER, and death via eyebeams is even now probably winging its way to you, Tom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 lolz, it's like IL and I are doing a best of 500 series, except the title's on the line each time. Also: Damn, I gots to think up new ways to punch IL's head bones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2007 Literally passing out or whatever and waking up in a different place with blood pouring out of your nose just doesn't sound right. No. It probably isn't a good thing. I'm thinking about seeing the doctor lately. But moreso just for the fact I'm still having some issues from the head drop. And on a brighter and more positive note, let's think of all the great ways Drake will kill me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2007 So I have to beat Clark to get a shot at the title Clark holds? Who do you think I am, the Insane Luchador? Long as you blow it, man. (Holy shit, how many smileys have been added recently)? It's getting to the point where IL and Doom should be traveling partners to just randomly beat the shit out of each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2007 So I have to beat Clark to get a shot at the title Clark holds? Who do you think I am, the Insane Luchador? In the build-up to SJL Season's Grievings 2003, European Champion Alan Clark faced off against World Champion Todd Royal, with the winner getting a shot at the other's title at the PPV. Alan won, with Landon injuring Alan's knee in a pearl harboring after the match was over and setting up the story going into the match of whether or not Alan would actually be able to compete. The match took place on the 12/11/03 Crimson. This incident, as well as Alan taking the Euro title from Landon, was pretty much the foundation for that fantastical eight month feud that nobody ever wants to re-live again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2007 *plans promo* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2007 It's also going to be three years to the day (well, to the Wednesday) since Alan Clark handed Toxxic his first ever SWF defeat in their match to decide the number one contender to Wildchild's newly-won Cruiserweight Title. Oh, the history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2007 And I'm even (still?) World Cruiserweight Champion... The more things change...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2007 This was all intentional! I swear it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2007 You don't need to convince us Tom, we know you're awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2007 Who's awesome? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2007 King's awesome! Happy Kingmas Eve, everybody! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2007 King's awesome! Happy Kingmas Eve, everybody! We should have done this show from the Kingdome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2007 King's awesome! Happy Kingmas Eve, everybody! We should have done this show from the Kingdome. The Kingdome doesn't fall in the Pacific Ring Of Fire, which is where all the shows in the From The Fire Tour are (apparently) hailing from. Let's go, Tokyo Disneyland! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2007 You don't need to convince us Tom, we know you're awesome.So awesome that he's marking the whole shebang *thumbs up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2007 markers are kind of important Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2007 When in doubt, send it to Taamo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2007 Sorry - this will go up this evening. I planned to have it posted last night, but as IL and Zed can attest, my internet connection gave out on me. And now I'm off to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
