TSM Poster Tournament 2007

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

How did Mole get seeded above Czech?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia: Yep.

 

2. Tzar Lysergic vs. 15. KOAB: Amazingly close, but I don't want Agent to shoot me with some scary-ass gun.

 

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus: Edwin's lucky that Lushus wants out of this.

 

4. dr. rosenpenis vs. 13. EricMM: One has fucking testicles.

 

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx: Because faking out dh86 WAS funny, ya limey bastard.

 

6. Sex Machine Gun vs. 11. Carnival: REVENGE!

 

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway: As I get older I appreciate kkk more. He's just not around enough anymore.

 

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. 9. Ravenbomb: This is because his name is an anagram for "compete and utter bastard."

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young: Matt is the ultimate underdog. How can you not vote for him.

 

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru: Special K isn't turning into a crotchety managerial type.

 

3. banky edwards vs. 14. bigolsmitty: Man, I wanted to see smitty go further too.

 

4. Queen Leelee vs. 13. snuffbox: Whatever, you crazy fucking ho. Maybe if you were liberal I'd vote for you.

 

5. CWMwasmurdered vs. 12. NYU: We totally cybered in the AIM chat the other night.

 

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues: Smues is a great surprise from this year, and as such wins out over an average one for Rant.

 

7. FFMS vs. 10. BX: I don't want to still be beefin' with this guy when he's about to go off and die for me and stuff.

 

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar: In double overtime, because Bob doesn't do the trendy and hip new show/movie avatar/sig crap.

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg: I always learn something whenever Al posts. Guy's a great resource for me, as I'm trying to get into baseball this year for real. And oh yeah: lol, alfdogg

 

2. Lord of the Curry 15. NoCalMike: Annoying at times for the same reason as Superstar among others, but isn't vaguely creepy. Sorry NoCal, but you can't post about porn and sex with your own face as an avatar. Goes for ANYONE. That and no one cares about the Redskins. Sorry again.

 

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik: I like 909 and am neutral towards Mik. Oh yeah, Mik's sort of a dick isn't he? Okay, nevermind, fuck Mik.

 

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged: It's fuckin' Treble, man.

 

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max: I think this is the one that doesn't have his picture as his avatar too.

 

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak: Porter's my boy during football season, but Blak is my boy all year.

 

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff: Here's to Favre going out in the NFC title game.

 

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic: More attention may drive Marvin deeper into his shell.

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin vs. 16. Muggy Bogues: Unintentionally funny vs. Unintentionally unfunny. Hmm.

 

2. gary floyd vs. 15. razazteca: Listen, I know I haven't called in a couple of weeks. I've just been working and had some other shit to do. I haven't even been out myself in a week! Look, we'll get together tomorrow night or something. I just bought Borat today, so we can watch that, smoke a bowl, fool around, whatever. I'll holla atcha sometime after I get off work.

 

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy: More asthetically pleasing screen name. The other's all gnarly.

 

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh: UTSU is good sometimes, but holds to some silly wrestling philosophies.

 

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS: The Sega thread rules and makes me respect Andrew now, but Scroby's dreamy

 

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34: This is the one that isn't Choken, right?

 

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k: HTQ is a weird, sterile Meltzer kinda presence. Like, I can't imagine him in normal social situations.

 

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman: I dunno, why not.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

It appears that Gene and I have been made unwitting partners in a ferocious race war. I've always feared this might happen.

See you at the cross burning!

[Special K 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza

2. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Black Lushus

4. EricMM

5. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge)

7. Sensei John Kreese

8. Captain of Outer Space

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Carnival

2. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic)

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena)

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered)

6. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot)

8. bob_barron

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper

2. Lord of the Curry

3. Kingofthe909

4. Ripper

5. Cartman

6. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X

8. CanadianGuitarist

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot)

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that)

3. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. AndrewTS

6. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad

8. Vampiro69

[alfdogg 0]

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza

2. Agent

3. Edwin MacPhisto

4. Banky

5. justsoyouknow

6. Kotz

10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer

2. Mole

3. Czech

13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (NYU wurst champ ever, lol)

11. Smues

7. FFMS

9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper (I couldn't vote for myself. Plus, I'm immature and an obvious gimmick account user.)

15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909

4. Ripper (probably the toughest choice to make. Sorry, Tim.)

12. The Max

11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X

8. CanadianGuitarist

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd

3. CanadianChris

4. redbaron51

12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52

7. Hunter's Torn Quad

8. Vampiro69

 

Sorry I couldn't think of more hilarious afterthoughts.

[Red Baron 0]

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion)

3. Edwin MacPhisto

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky)

5. justsoyouknow

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge)

10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer

15. Bobby Peru (Special K) (seahawks fan)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic)

13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered)

6. MrRant (seahawks fan again)

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot)

9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper

15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909

13. treble_charged

12. The Max

6. Porter

10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that)

3. CanadianChris

4. redbaron51

5. Scroby

6. Hawk52

10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69

[Hoff 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave) -- tough, I like both these guys.

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming) -- again.

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. 9. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU -- oh, what? why?!

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak -- again.

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff -- again. both solid guys.

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34 -- omfg mirror match!!

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman

 

That was a rough round, a lot of my favorites up against one another. Seriously, though, AndrewTS deserves a very nice run in this. He IS the video game folder and he's just a very solid, knowledgable dude.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Time for mine!

 

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza - I don't remember much of YnA, and I like Incandenza better. Especially since he doesn't post at the Pit.

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) - Almost went with KOAB this time, but AoO won for being a cooking and drug enthusiast, both things I like.

3. Edwin MacPhisto - Edwin's mastery of the English language defeats BL's one-sentence posts which contain "ugh" far too much.

13. EricMM - While people bitch about Eric's posts in LSD, most of the posters in LSD are pretty bad anyways. I don't see anything outstandingly terrible about Eric's advice, other than he gives it more than others, so he gets sought out for it. I like Banky now (I didn't a couple years ago), but Eric wins out because I share his views on the environment and for being a fellow bike commuter.

5. justsoyouknow - Really liked JSYK as MMM, and I remember a poster tournament.. well actually Gang Warz.. where him and I got into a flame war back when nobody really knew who I was yet. In smark terms, he put me over. And, chave sucks for being a Clique B-er.

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) - Patrick and I are intextricably linked, job-wise. And we're both progressives.

7. Sensei John Kreese - Good guy, and he isn't a crotchety conservative.

8. Captain of Outer Space - I almost went with Ravenbomb since he's a fellow film student, but I really wanted to see a Captain of Outer Space-SJK matchup.

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer - I talk to both guys outside the board, and like em both. While both are good people, Slayer is the more amusing poster. (That thread Matt made a while back here in HD kills it a bit here.)

15. Bobby Peru (Special K) - I also don't much remember college. And I'm in it!

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) - Czech's my good friend outside of here, and one of the few people I'd probably hang out with in person. I don't know much about smitty other than him being a liberal and a good distance runner.

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) - Shocker! I should've gone with snuffbox for cheesehead solidarity, but I went with Leena for a couple reasons. One, I'm much more aware of her posts, and I enjoy her whole amazonian sex maniac act in LSD. Another is that I figured I'd make it up to her if she thinks she's going to lose because of the current seeding.

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) - I like NYU, but CWM's a TSM legend.

6. MrRant - Rant wins for being a fellow Pacific NWer. Although Smues technically is too, but he's way too far up there.

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) - Good friend of mine, and I sympathize with a lot of his problems because we've gone through the same shit.

9. Superstar - While I like bob, I like Supes for being a fellow Scrubs fan, while I don't think bob and I have ever much agreed on anything.

 

Sports Folder bracket:

16. alfdogg - Better one of the al's. I like basketball more than baseball.

2. Lord of the Curry - LOST and Scarlett Johansson fan. Mike weirds me out, as mentioned earlier wtih the "pic as avatar" thing.

3. Kingofthe909 - Angelino and Laker fan, and a cool guy, even if he is conservative.

4. Ripper - While tim and I share the same birthday, I haven't seen him post all that often, because I don't go into hockey threads much. Ripper is extremely knowledgeable about basketball and porn, and a funny guy. I don't know why he's not getting enough votes right now.

12. The Max - I gave him advice on where to get good food in Miami. Good guy.

11. The Man In Blak - Fuck USC.

7. Vitamin X - He's Cuban!

8. CanadianGuitarist - Gave me a good recipe for chili once, and we've talked over PM some. Marvin was alright, and might have won this in the past, but GOD that self-loathing act is so fucking irritating. Thus I nominated CG, and felt he would rock it here.

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) - I gave him the adminbot nickname, and it stuck badly. I owe him one, especially over someone I don't care about.

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) - Can't stand Spurs or their fans.

3. CanadianChris - I don't even know the second guy.

4. redbaron51 - He along with CC could've gone in Sports. So could've UTSU, which would make this vote even more justified.

5. Scroby - Andrew's a dork, and Scroby's come up near my area a couple times to bitch about the weather.

11. Hawk 34 - I think this one's the one I've seen more in NFL threads, who isn't too bad a poster. Regardless of whether he is Choken or not.

7. Hunter's Torn Quad - Not a neo Nazi. I'm sorry, "nationalist."

9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day) <- that's my endorsement right there!

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I think Mike is good people.

 

Spoon unknowingly compliments MMA. Tanks, Pat.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Now, don't get me wrong as I hate America and love weed.

 

But they were right to do this. If I kill an American while vacationing in said country, shouldn't it be right for the U.S police to put a warrant out for me?

 

And the article clearly said the pot grown wound up in American hands.

 

Having said that, youse Yankees gotta relax on those pot laws.

 

 

I feel ashamed for remembering this post. I need Banky to come in and make fun of me right now.

 

 

As opposed to shame, that devotion to give Marvin the nod is fairly admirable. You have nothing to feel bad over. If you had run a Sensei John Kreese's Pick Em, I'd be buying you a crown.

[Guest Vitamin X]

So, through 20 votes, only two matches are tied, Ripper-treble_charged and HTQ-Invader3k. Also, LOTC-NoCalMike, Banky-EricMM, Sensei John Kreese-KKK, Captain of Outer Space-Ravenbomb, Leena-snuffbox, and bob-Supes are within 2-3 votes of each other.

 

I'm gonna go take a shower soon and leave to go drink in a while. This round is just going to go on till the votes kinda die out, probably until Friday morning (so I'll let it go through tomorrow- because I've got work and school all day until 9pm then I will probably go and get drunk afterwards).

 

Yeah actually, that sounds like a good idea. I'd like the field of 32 to go through the weekend, then probably do the field of 16 on Sunday, with the Elite Eight Wednesday, the Final Four next Friday, and the Championship the following Sunday.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I'm glad to know I'm formerly known as Mr. Gray, not also known as. I'll have to notify OHIP. Thanks for the endorsement all the same, VX.

 

Funny how in 2006, Leena's voting comment was "HTQ copycat assclown", now it's "ok to me". Moving up!

 

I'm a bit bummed that two of the people I nominated (Scroby and TS) are against each other, and the other (MisawaGQ / World's Worst Man) isn't in the bracket, although that was a courtesty nod anyway.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k: HTQ is a weird, sterile Meltzer kinda presence. Like, I can't imagine him in normal social situations.

I think the same thing about you.

 

The rest of the comments about me are amusing too.

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic vs. 15. KOAB

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx

6. Sex Machine Gun vs. 11. Carnival

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. 9. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Sh*t Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru

3. Eagle Man vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus (hard one, both are cool.)

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox (don't care for either but leena's stuff can be amusing)

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU (I'd never hear the end of it if I voted for myself. NYU FOR MOD!)

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues (I like the dedication)

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX (abstain, both are awesome. Adam is a good friend, and BX is too, and helped plan the gnomings.)

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff (hard one, my favorite Mexican or a Calvin and Hobbes mark. VX's taco skills put him over.)

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k (I like being scared and Invader terrifys me.)

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic vs. 15. KOAB

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx

6. Sex Machine Gun vs. 11. Carnival

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barronvs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman

[Guest Eagle Man]

My shutout is gone.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I got hosed on my match-up.

 

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks)

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave)

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming)

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K)

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg (alf as a 16 seed? C'mon, that's horrible.)

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (Tuxedo Mask!)

[bob_barron 0]

8. bob_barronvs. 9. Superstar

 

Hmmmmm, I think telling HTQ to kill himself probably cost me a vote

[smh810 0]

Elite Snobs: Inc

KOAB

Lushus

EricMM

k thx

Carnival

kkk

Ravenbomb

 

TSM Vets: Slayer

Mole

Eagle Man

Queen Leelee

MrRant

FFMS

Barron

 

Sports: alfdogg

NoCalMike

treble charged

Cartman

MIB

Spaceman Spiff

Canadian Guitarist

 

Mediocre: Muggy Bogues

razateca

El Dandy

redbaron51

AndrewTS

Hawk 34

Invader3k

Venkman

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

THE MATCHUPS:

 

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU (Yuck... 2 Clique A idiots. CWM can be fine at times when he stops the "I don't care about messageboards, but you do lolz" shtick. The other one is simply a troll everywhere, another one that should be banned.)

 

Sports Folder bracket:

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg (Al is probably the only respectable mod in our staff. alfdogg is Clique A bullshit, and horrible outside of NBA posts.)

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged (Ripper is very knowledgeable, and hot. But, whiny about racism. Can't win 'em all. Treble is another Clique A freak that secretly stalks me on here.)

 

Me, NYU, Alf, Treble(?) are Clique A? who else? I don't remember us being Clique A. We could think of a better name.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

THE MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia - Inc's fine, and he's going to win this bracket anyway, so here's an off vote to 'make things interesting'. He also failed to get an Office reference I made in a thread about New York pizza.

2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks) - KOAB makes it so I have to turn signatures off at work.

3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus - my 24/7 brother.

4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM - Will he get his Wii?

5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave) - ran this thing last year.

6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming) - this really doesn't require a reason.

7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway - Sensei seems unaware of who I am, but I think he's good all the same. He also started our wiki project!

8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young - Going by KingPK's "Mrs TSM" tournament format, Slayer shouldn't even be eligable. He also kicked my ass in last year's round one. He deserved to and is funny, but Matt Young made his triumphent return in 2006 and we should crown a new winner.

2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K) - ANS fiasco.

3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty - killed Tuxedo Mask but is an established and funny poster. Also voted for me.

4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox - I don't quite get this "forums.thesmartmarks.com" runner that our wiki claims is a long standing meme, I swear she's the only one that does it. But she voted for me and I get along with her much better than I did a year ago.

5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU - nominated me last year.

6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues - his power level is over 9000.

7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX - invited me to a forum because I liked The Real Ghostbusters (glad I re-read last year's opening round to duplicate my comments).

8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar - voted for me, likes The Office and NewsRadio, and is bob_barron.

 

Sports Folder bracket:

This is hard because I only posted in there during Montreal Canadiens and Detroit Tigers play-off games, so I have to go by their other appearances.

 

1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg - 24/7 connection.

2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike - fagshitter is a funny word.

3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik

4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged

5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max

6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak

7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff (this is extremley difficult, because Spiff loved Tuxedo Mask for reasons I don't know and is part of the NewsRadio connection, but VX is running this whole deal and came up with a division format AND gave me an endorsement. I have to Spiff because I like his POSTS better, but in terms of "who do I want to vote for", it was way too close).

8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic - Marvin demanding to be removed is obviously a ploy to be voted to the finals by people who think it will be funny to drive him nuts. Not fooling me, Matt. The Canadian gets the vote.

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues - his awesome Lisa avatar outweighs his fraud against Canada.

2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca - Not even close.

3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy - Even though I nominated IM4ED for maintaining the wiki, CanadianChris is Canadian.

4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh - I'm more familiar with UTSU than I sam redbaron, but natrually that works against Sledge.

5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS - The guy that keeps the wheels in the VG folder moving, started (and will probably finish, as well as have almost every entry in between be by him) the awesome 100 Reasons Sega is Stupid thread.

6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34 - kind of an ass at times, but I like his opinions.

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k

8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman

[Guest Eagle Man]

at f.tsm.com

Venkman, that was the first time I remember using it. I probably did before that, though, and probably stole it from somebody else.

[Art Sandusky 0]

7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k: HTQ is a weird, sterile Meltzer kinda presence. Like, I can't imagine him in normal social situations.

I think the same thing about you.

Naw dude, it's all good. You're like Al in the wrestling folders. It's great to have such a resource if you can call a poster a resource.

[Annabelle 0]

i could care less that anyone voted against me. but bob barron. BOB FUCKING BARRON. i have defended you to the death. id prefer to bow out of this stroke fest as soon as possible. go eric. this is your thang, red.

[bob_barron 0]

Awww I'm sorry Banky! :-(

[Annabelle 0]

Awww I'm sorry Banky! :-(

 

seriously.

 

go change it or we're through.

[bob_barron 0]

Can't you use the shift button once?

[Annabelle 0]

Can't you use the shift button once?

 

i did to say BOB FUCKING BARRON in my post above. listen i won't pander to you. i can't believe we're breaking up. fuck, bob, fuck. why?

[BUTT 0]

Change it now Bob NOW!