TSM Poster Tournament 2007

[snuffbox 0]

Leena voted for me in the first round & it didn't matter.

[Black Lushus 0]

Now guys, Lushus said he didn't want to be a part of this. Honor his request.

 

I think they're doing it to spite me, Kotz

[Special K 0]

#9 Ravenbomb

#12 Chave

#14 Black Lushus vs.

#2 AgentOfOblivion

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#8 bob_barron

#4 Leena

#3 Czech

#15 Special K

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#8 CanadianGuitarist

#4 Ripper

#11 TheManInBlak

#7 Vitamin X

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#9 DrVenkman

#12 AndrewTS

#6 Hawk52

#2 gary floyd

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MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

#1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb

#12 Chave vs. #4 Banky

#14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz

#10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron

#5 CWM vs. #4 Leena

#3 Czech vs. #11 Smues

#7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist

#12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper

#3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak

#7 Vitamin X vs. #2 LordOfTheCurry

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman

#12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51

#3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52

#7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Not to be too Marvin-y about it, but I'm astonished I got as many votes as I did. Alkeiper is unquestionably a better poster than I am.

 

So I'll accept my defeat without a fight, but Take that AlKeiper It's not like when Stephen Harper's ad campaign accused Paul Martin of being a child pornography connosieur, but, yeah.

 

#1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb

#12 Chave vs. #4 Banky

#14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz

#10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron

#5 CWM vs. #4 Leena

#3 Czech vs. #11 Smues

#7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K ... this year's Gonzaga

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist

#12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper

#3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak

#7 Vitamin X vs. #2 LordOfTheCurry I already danced with who brought me, now I'll prop the fellow Canucks. (This also applies to Barron above).

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman

#12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51

#3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52

#7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd

[k thx 0]

chave is gonna defeat me? noooooooooooo! i like chave nowadays, though. go chave. take the championship. put it on your mantle.

Nah, the people who dislike you dislike me more.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Well, I beat the Beanie Baby Bitch. On to the next round....

 

MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

#1 Incandenza

#12 Chave

#6 Kotz

#10 kkktookmybabyaway

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#1 Slayer (TOUGH one there)

#4 Leena

#3 Czech

#7 FrigidSoul

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#8 CanadianGuitarist

#4 Ripper

#3 Kingofthe909

#7 Vitamin X

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#16 Muggy Bogues

#12 AndrewTS

#3 CanadianChris

#2 gary floyd

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MATCHUPS:

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

#1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb: Likes good music

#12 Chave vs. #4 Banky: NULL VOTE as Banky doesn't vote

#14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz: Is a bastard

#10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion: :wubs: me

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron: Is gonna win again

#5 CWM vs. #4 Leena: Still a top bloke

#3 Czech vs. #11 Smues: Money in the bank

#7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K :Tasty

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist: Didn't vote against me (yet)

#12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper Is awesome

#3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak: Likes teh soccer

#7 Vitamin X vs. #2 LordOfTheCurry: NULL VOTE as I don't really have an opinion on either

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman: Less anonymous (and voted for me after I typed this: ta)

#12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51: Knows stuff about stuff

#3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52: Old school

#7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd: Amuses me

[Guest]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

#1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb

#12 Chave (I kinda made a promise. Sorry Banky.) vs. #4 Banky

#14 Black Lushus (Obligatory black vote, toughest to pick of all of them.) vs. #6 Kotz

#10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#1 Slayer (sorry again) vs. #8 bob_barron

#5 CWM vs. #4 Leena

#3 Czech (sorry again) vs. #11 Smues

#7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist

#12 The Max (Hockey fans must unite) vs. #4 Ripper

#3 Kingofthe909 (Looks like I'm going to need all the help I can get.) vs. #11 TheManInBlak

#7 Vitamin Xvs. #2 LordOfTheCurry

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman

#12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51 (Hockey fans, unite)

#3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52

#7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd

 

Damn, that was hard.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Any ideas on how I can whore myself in order to get out of this round?

 

Ravenbomb

Chave

Black Lushus

Me

bob_barron

CWM

Smues

FrigidSoul

CanadianGuitarist

Max

Kingofthe909

LordOfTheCurry

Muggy

redbaron51

CanadianChris

gary floyd

[k thx 0]

Offering requests works pretty well.

 

Or run a slander campaign.

[Craig Th 0]

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

#1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb

#12 Chave vs. #4 Banky

#14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz

#10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion - Ohh, I like both of these guys. No vote.

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron

#5 CWM vs. #4 Leena

#3 Czech vs. #11 Smues

#7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K ... this year's Gonzaga

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist

#12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper

#3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak

#7 Vitamin Xvs. #2 LordOfTheCurry

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman

#12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51

#3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52

#7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd

[Hoff 0]

Czech's brackets are a lot nicer than mine, but for the sake of it:

 

 

My votes:

 

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket:

#1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb

#12 Chave vs. #4 Banky - tough. This is a really strong bracket.

#14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz

#10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion

 

TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket:

#1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron

#5 CWM vs. #4 Leena

#3 Czech vs. #11 Smues

#7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K

 

Sports Folder bracket:

#1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist

#12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper

#3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak

#7 Vitamin X vs. #2 LordOfTheCurry

 

The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket:

#16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman

#12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51

#3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52

#7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd

 

Another tough round, or as tough as voting for your favorite message board posters can be.

[Guest Eagle Man]

Incandenza: without him there would be no Felonies!

Banky: Banky's not so bad after all. I never know what he thinks of me, though.

Kotz: Come on, you knuckleheads why are you voting against Kotz? He's a legend.

Agent: Zappa and so forth.

Slayer: ibid.

CWM: Toughest call of all here, but I went with Miss Smackdown because at least I know where I stand w/him.

Czech: Sorry Smues, but I'm me.

Fridge: A remarkable turnaround in life and now he's off to do some real good. Doesn't bring up the same Sonic Youth concert daily.

Keiper: A good guy to talk to and an outstanding baseball mind. Sorry, CG, I like you a lot too, though.

Ripper: I enjoy Ripper-baiting for sport as much as anyone, so I kinda owe it to him here.

Man in Blak: Another tough one. Two great guys, but MiB was a music major, and as I tried that and could not do it, I respect the hell out of him.

VX: A really cool guy. Came close to voting for Curry, but then I remembered the Wyclef/Geto Boy thing. Sorry Curry.

Muggy: Against my better judgment, I voted for Muggy. I dunno much about Venkman, other than he's just okay. Free pass, teenstache.

Redbaron: Zappa-fan-in-training, with any luck, whereas I don't talk to AndrewTS. He's also an Anglophone Habs fan, which is also cool.

Canadian Chris: Solid fellow. Let's have him be the sleeper here.

Gary Floyd: We talk Cabaret Voltaire sometimes. I don't have real human friends that like Cabaret Voltaire, so I voted for the concept within TSM.

[k thx 0]

I voted for you, Czech...

[Black Lushus 0]

Kotz: Come on, you knuckleheads why are you voting against Kotz? He's a legend.

 

what am I, chopped fucking liver?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Kotz: Come on, you knuckleheads why are you voting against Kotz? He's a legend.

 

what am I, chopped fucking liver?

 

Wait, I thought you said you didn't want to be in this thing? Haha, now you care.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

CWM: Toughest call of all here, but I went with Miss Smackdown because at least I know where I stand w/him.

You know where you stand with me.

[k thx 0]

Wait, I thought you said you didn't want to be in this thing? Haha, now you care.

Next week on "Insults From Seven-Year-Olds": "You Said A Swear"

[k thx 0]

CWM: Toughest call of all here, but I went with Miss Smackdown because at least I know where I stand w/him.

You know where you stand with me.

At least an arms length away.

[Black Lushus 0]

Kotz: Come on, you knuckleheads why are you voting against Kotz? He's a legend.

 

what am I, chopped fucking liver?

 

Wait, I thought you said you didn't want to be in this thing? Haha, now you care.

 

no, that was a response to Czech's comments, pure and simple...and no, I really don't

[Hoff 0]

How can you not? I wanted to win this SO BAD last year.

[Hoff 0]

9 Members: Hoff, The Man in Blak, treble, k thx, EricMM, ZGangsta, The Thread Killer, abowen33, Eagle Man

I mean, look at the publicity this thing gets? How can you not love it? You HAVE to.

[Black Lushus 0]

I didn't care last year either! I appreciate the love from my peeps, though...

[k thx 0]

9 Members: Hoff, The Man in Blak, treble, k thx, EricMM, ZGangsta, The Thread Killer, abowen33, Eagle Man

I mean, look at the publicity this thing gets? How can you not love it? You HAVE to.

I left my browser on this page when I went to get dinner.

 

Sorry.

[Slayer 0]

How can you not? I wanted to win this SO BAD last year.

Yeah, Hoff nearly brought down his house trying to hang himself.

 

You've got to want it!

[Hoff 0]

You....I remember you.

[Slayer 0]

[Slayer 0]

btw, I was the one on the left

[Black Lushus 0]

Chrissy