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I'm legally changing my name.

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What should my new name be?

 

If I actually change it to something that someone suggested, you win your choice of 1) Me flying to where you live and having sex with you. Or 2) I'll buy you a cd of your choice.

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MY friend changed his middle name when he got married. His name was Leigh Michael Alp.

 

Its now Leigh Michael Bruce Campbell Lucha Burt Reynolds Alp-Casey.

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Slab Bulkhead

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Splint Chesthair

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Guest George's Box

The next Silly Name thread that doesn't suck will be the first.

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Guest George's Box

I mean, it's the same every time.

 

dick cockerson!

 

y'know?

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Preston Waterson. Then you can apply for any job no matter how underqualified and you will get an interview. Trust me.

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