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[Slayer]

Today for Memorial Day I'm taking my first run at BBQing ribs

 

Hope everythings turns out well

[KingPK]

War Pigs is my bitch. 5 stars on the first try.

[Lt. Al Giardello]

Leena is pwning the shit out of peeps right hurr.

[Boon]

Look at what you bastards have done. You've gone and ruined it. For shame!

[Vampiro69]

Look at what you bastards have done. You've gone and ruined it. For shame!

 

Totally agree with you. It was enjoyable reading some of the more outlandish posts from the sports folder and seeing what kind of infraction Leena would give them.

[Annabelle]

This is a great gimmick and thread

 

i agree.

 

i almsot feel sorta silly for my comments. she docked me accordingly.

[BUTT]

Banky needs to change his name and avatar again, as they have lost their relevance.

[Annabelle]

Banky needs to change his name and avatar again, as they have lost their relevance.

 

not my fault...

 

am i going to lose points for this?

[DrVenkman PhD]

I Will Remember... - Minus 1 Schrute Buck infraction.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

The Ryan Freel story is awesome. Freel was knocked unconscious on the warning track, he was curled up with his back toward the umpires and playing field. The ball rolled out of his glove, while he was laying unconscious on the playing field Norris Hopper went over to check on him, and while he was checking slid the ball back into Ryan's glove, saving an inside the park home run. When asked about it after the game Hopper just smiled.

It's cute, but you know he wants to say that Adam Dunn sucks.

 

How can a Cincinnati fan not realize his greatness.

 

geniusmoment - 2 point infraction.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

That was notorious race-baiter and general moron Scoop Jackson, Toog.

Typing the word, "Toog".

 

Czech - 1 point infraction.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Sent out a few offers even though I just made a deal. Looking to retool...

Caring about the dipshit league here, but ignoring The Pit league with people who know what they're doing.

 

King - 5 point infraction.

[geniusMoment]

The Ryan Freel story is awesome. Freel was knocked unconscious on the warning track, he was curled up with his back toward the umpires and playing field. The ball rolled out of his glove, while he was laying unconscious on the playing field Norris Hopper went over to check on him, and while he was checking slid the ball back into Ryan's glove, saving an inside the park home run. When asked about it after the game Hopper just smiled.

It's cute, but you know he wants to say that Adam Dunn sucks.

 

How can a Cincinnati fan not realize his greatness.

 

geniusmoment - 2 point infraction.

 

 

This thread was for pointing out ignorant posts. Now you're taking wonderful posts and putting words that were not written or thought into them. If this continues the thread will be ruined. Tread lightly, it's a balancing act.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I'm tired of reading so much garbage in the sports forum. And if I flame anyone there, the usual know-it-all mods will enforce their cruel punishment on me.

 

Therefore, I am starting a competition. I will address every bad post in the sports forum here, and points will be given for how terrible you are. Most points wins!

 

Leaderboard:

Leena -1,000,000

 

Nice of you to admit.

[Guest]

HAHA

 

That's the only time I'll address the topic, as I find the above to be absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Failed Bridge]

Today for Memorial Day I'm taking my first run at BBQing ribs

 

Hope everythings turns out well

Its not difficult. Just repeatedly lather in sauce while flipping them from time to time.

[Cartman]

he died a hero. Can't really say anything else as I'm in shock right now.

 

RIP Hill.

 

Neither Hill nor the woman wore a life preserver, Atkeson said. According to the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Hill's death was the second on Lake Pontchartrain over the holiday weekend. A man died Sunday afternoon after diving into the water from a boat to rescue his wife from a stalled personal watercraft, but he never reached her, the Mandeville Sheriff's Office reported. The man also was not wearing a flotation device, investigators told the Times-Picayune.

 

He died an idiot

 

While true, still heartless.

 

Bob Barron - -2 Point Infraction

[Slayer]

Today for Memorial Day I'm taking my first run at BBQing ribs

 

Hope everythings turns out well

Its not difficult. Just repeatedly lather in sauce while flipping them from time to time.

I used a dry rub actually, and yes turns out it wasn't that difficult at all... I'd just hate to have made an expensive mistake if I fucked up, plus I haven't done much in the way of large meat cooking... most of my homemade cooking lately has come in the form of soups or pastas

[Dandy]

Did you use a smoker, or cook it over indirect heat on the grill.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

They just flat ran out of gas. Nothing more complicated than that.

 

Or, Ottawa lost to the better team. At least, the better goalie.

 

CanadianChris - 6 point infraction.

[Slayer]

Did you use a smoker, or cook it over indirect heat on the grill.

Latter. I don't have a smoker

[Guest Queen Leelee]

he died a hero. Can't really say anything else as I'm in shock right now.

 

RIP Hill.

 

Neither Hill nor the woman wore a life preserver, Atkeson said. According to the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Hill's death was the second on Lake Pontchartrain over the holiday weekend. A man died Sunday afternoon after diving into the water from a boat to rescue his wife from a stalled personal watercraft, but he never reached her, the Mandeville Sheriff's Office reported. The man also was not wearing a flotation device, investigators told the Times-Picayune.

 

He died an idiot

This needs no explanation.

 

bob barron - 20 point infraction.

[bob_barron]

I demand an explanation

[Guest]

I'm at a crossroads here, how should I make my chicken tomorrow.

 

Fried, baked (with what seasonings, need some help), grilled or barbecued.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

try chicken boiled! I love the rubbery texture and blandness..yum

[Guest George's Box]

I'm at a crossroads here, how should I make my chicken tomorrow.

 

Fried, baked (with what seasonings, need some help), grilled or barbecued.

I like barbecue chicken, though it runs behind pork and beef when it comes to hat, and grilled chicken is really good. I like it really grilled, though, and it has to be charcoal. Charcoal is the best way to go.

 

Marvin, what do you prefer in grilling? You're a charcoal guy, I know it. Don't let me down.

[Guest]

I don't have a gas grill, so I always use charcoal.

 

I don't like the taste of gassed chicken. And boiled chicken flat out sucks. I'd rather eat my dog.

 

EDIT: That was just an example, please don't go thinkin' that I skin and cook my domesticated animals.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah, charcoal has by far the most natural feel to it. I've got one of those tiny ones you get from a Wal-Mart or Target for $20. Only really good steaks and ribs get cooked there, though.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I'm at a crossroads here, how should I make my chicken tomorrow.

 

Fried, baked (with what seasonings, need some help), grilled or barbecued.

I like barbecue chicken, though it runs behind pork and beef when it comes to hat, and grilled chicken is really good. I like it really grilled, though, and it has to be charcoal. Charcoal is the best way to go.

 

Marvin, what do you prefer in grilling? You're a charcoal guy, I know it. Don't let me down.

 

No preference. I Dont even own a grill of any kind unless you consider the foreman type "grills" a grill..

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hey, check out Chelsea Clinton nowadays:

 

 

She's all grown up.