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these may not be in correct order

 

DARK MATCH- Funaki and Shannon Moore defeat Dave Taylor and Paul Burchill

 

MVP comes out to guest announce the first match

 

Matt Hardy defeats Chris Masters (about as good a match as Masters can have, good heat on both sides)

 

Afterwards, Masters locks on the Masterlock, then MVP beats up on Hardy

 

Finlay beats Jimmy Wang Yang with Hornswoggle interference. I made a food run during this match.

 

Major Brothers beat Chavo and Jamie Noble. Match was plenty boring and Chavo was getting face chants until the Majors turned it up and showed their athleticism. I hope JBL is doing his job because, with the face booking the Majors have gotten so far, they should be getting better pops, but they're not. Maybe this is Brett and Brian's turning point.

 

Chuck Palumbo beats a jobber

 

Torrie beats Victoria

 

Deuce and Domino promise Eugene a ride in their car if he takes on their next opponent. Eugene accepts.

 

Mark Henry beats Eugene via submission in a squash

 

Batista and Great Khali sign the contract for their match. Khali's interpeter tries to say Khali wanted to face a man and not an animal. The segment ends when Khali throws the ring steps in the ring, and Batista throws them right back, along with the table and chairs

 

Edge throws a Mardi Gras party, with a float, costumed figures, and beads flying (how we do it in the N.O.) and confetti. He celebrates for a while, talks about Bourbon Street, then the maskers suround him and one of them reveals himself to be Kane.

 

Kane chokeslams Edge and his pyro goes off.

 

DARK MATCH- Sylvan (w/Maryse????) beats local jobber Steve Kilkenny

 

ECW as seen on TV

 

DARK MAIN EVENT- Batista beats Great Khali via countout (Edge pulled out with injury)

 

this probably isn't one of the better Smackdowns in a while, but the ECW seemed pretty good. Tommy Dreamer and Johnny Nitro got good heat.

 

After the show Matt Striker was the only guy signing autographs out by the parking lot. The most guys like Edge and Batista did was give a wave toward the fans. I bet they get this reaction everywhere they go so they shrug it off after a while. Then again I'm used to Arena Football where the whole home team and occasionally the visitors stay on the field 30 minutes after the game every game and sign.

 

who knows maybe in ten years Matt Striker will be a 5 time WWE champion and those autographs may be worth something

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The real question is "Why don't you?"

 

Well, because he's not entertaining at all..he's not that good of a wrestler, he has just an average look, he's not any good on the mic, and he stole Undertaker's biker gimmick/entrance.

 

EDIT: Don't get me wrong, I'm not yelling at him to get off my TV or anything, but I sure as hell don't get excited when I see him come out to wrestle.

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Here's another short set from Dave.

 

Dark match

Shannon Moore & Funaki b David Taylor & Paul Birchall.

 

Smackdown

 

 

Matt Hardy b Chris Masters with the twist of fate. MVP is doing commentary. Post-match saw Masters lay Hardy out with the Masterlock and MVP left him for dead with the playmaker. This sets up MVP vs. Hardy at the Bash for the U.S. title

 

Fit Finlay b Jimmy Wang Yang

 

Major Brothers b Chavo Guerrero & Jamie Noble

 

Great Khali destroyed someone to get over for his match with Batista at the Bash

 

Chuck Palumbo b Luke Hawx (Altar Boy Luke)

 

Edge was brushing his teeth and sees Kane in the mirror. Of course Kane isn't really there. Can you believe they are now copying WCW's dumbest ideas?

 

Eugene wants to ride in Deuce & Domino's car. They let him provided he agrees to take Domino's match later in the show. He agrees, without finding out the opponent.

Mark Henry b Eugene

Kristal asks Vickie Guerrero to be her maid of honor at the wedding

Torrie Wilson b Victoria via count out. Just to establish the ten count outside the ring

 

Show ends with an Edge Mardi Gras celebration since they are in New Orleans. As part of the celebration there is a guy in costume, and it's Kane, who beats up Edge to end the show

 

I actually like Kane in the ring, but I hate what guys are forced to do in feuds with him.

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Finlay/Yang was decent. Finlay rules!

 

MVP was great on commentary.

 

Edge was awesomely over-the-top in his celebration during the last segment. He's just so wonderfully charismatic. I love it.

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Where is this undefeated run of Hardy going, I wonder? He has established himself as King of the Midcard.

Well hopefully he'll win at GAB but I have a feeling MVP will take that one. Someone had brought up the issue of Matt's lack of meaningful singles wins before and MVP touched on it at ringside. I wanna know how the hell Matt hasn't won at least one U.S. or I.C. title yet, especially considering the fact that seemingly everyone has had at least one title reign.

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Where is this undefeated run of Hardy going, I wonder? He has established himself as King of the Midcard.

Well hopefully he'll win at GAB but I have a feeling MVP will take that one. Someone had brought up the issue of Matt's lack of meaningful singles wins before and MVP touched on it at ringside. I wanna know how the hell Matt hasn't won at least one U.S. or I.C. title yet, especially considering the fact that seemingly everyone has had at least one title reign.

He held the cruiserweight title for a time.

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Where is this undefeated run of Hardy going, I wonder? He has established himself as King of the Midcard.

Well hopefully he'll win at GAB but I have a feeling MVP will take that one. Someone had brought up the issue of Matt's lack of meaningful singles wins before and MVP touched on it at ringside. I wanna know how the hell Matt hasn't won at least one U.S. or I.C. title yet, especially considering the fact that seemingly everyone has had at least one title reign.

He held the cruiserweight title for a time.

Yeah and he's won the Hardcore and European titles as well but I hardly consider any of the 3 to be on the level of a U.S. or I.C. title. I bring this up not only because I'm a fan of his, but also because he seems to be one of the few guys with any name value who hasn't at least won a title at that level

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I enjoy how 3-4 times the line "you media types make me sick" has been said......thinly veiled shot.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Kane didn't even vanish. He just stepped over a foot to the left.

 

He didn't even use powers. He fucking Bugs Bunnied him.

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Anyone get the point of these Michelle McCool vignettes or are they just fillers? Cause they annoy the shit out of me!

 

 

I just saw it. The whole "Michelle McCool is in love with life" thing screams "Michelle McCool...NOT ON STEROIDS AND WON'T KILL YOU!"

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Anyone get the point of these Michelle McCool vignettes or are they just fillers? Cause they annoy the shit out of me!

 

 

I just saw it. The whole "Michelle McCool is in love with life" thing screams "Michelle McCool...NOT ON STEROIDS AND WON'T KILL YOU!"

 

Looks like a feminine hygiene ad to me........

 

I'd just like to point out that Victoria is pretty hot......maybe it's just me.

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Anyone get the point of these Michelle McCool vignettes or are they just fillers? Cause they annoy the shit out of me!

 

 

I just saw it. The whole "Michelle McCool is in love with life" thing screams "Michelle McCool...NOT ON STEROIDS AND WON'T KILL YOU!"

 

Looks like a feminine hygiene ad to me........

 

I'd just like to point out that Victoria is pretty hot......maybe it's just me.

 

Those vignettes are really corny, pointless, and annoying. I mean "I can feel the bumps on the ground!" WTF?

 

 

Victoria is always hot...and under used/appreciated. It amazes me that torrie wilson is not only still around after all this time but gets wins over someone like Victoria.

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Anyone get the point of these Michelle McCool vignettes or are they just fillers? Cause they annoy the shit out of me!

 

 

I just saw it. The whole "Michelle McCool is in love with life" thing screams "Michelle McCool...NOT ON STEROIDS AND WON'T KILL YOU!"

 

Looks like a feminine hygiene ad to me........

 

I'd just like to point out that Victoria is pretty hot......maybe it's just me.

 

Those vignettes are really corny, pointless, and annoying. I mean "I can feel the bumps on the ground!" WTF?

 

 

Victoria is always hot...and under used/appreciated. It amazes me that torrie wilson is not only still around after all this time but gets wins over someone like Victoria.

 

Bumps....maybe it's one of those herpes commercials for valtrex.....

 

Victoria is hotter than Torrie is....

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I came back home to see the part of SmackDown I missed starting from when Eugene wanting a ride from duece and Domino.

 

Holy Crap the mardi gras segment was hillarious. Edge is the fucking man and I hope he stays Champion for quite some time, but at the same time I really hope Kane could actually win the title to. speaking of Kane, I couldn't stop laughing when he reveiled himself taking off that gaint King mask and wearing the rediculus getup as he was kicking Edge's ass.

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good show, and I really dig that we get solid matches every week.

 

And I think this makes yet another Noble match on SD, and another happy fan :). A Chavo/Noble feud would rule.

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Does Indian Bischoff have a name?

 

Not that it matters, he'll still be Indian Bischoff anyways.

 

From wiki:

Runjin Singh (Dave Kapoor) - Translator of The Great Khali (Also a member the RAW creative team)

 

That's Indian Bischoff, right?

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