Britney Spears' SISTER is pregnant

[MrRant]

The constant referring to her as "the Toxic singer" is getting pretty old.

[At Home]

Its to the point that I am feel really sorry for Brit. Its not like Lohan who I developed a crush on for being so fucked up.

 

Brit has genuinely been driven insane by the media and paparazzi. She is threatening to kill people, tell guys to back their fat ass up, beating up cars with umbrellas...just gone. And its understandable because they really have been fucking with this girl non stop for the past 10 years.

 

BRITNEY IS A HORRIBLE MOTHER; ALMOST DROPS BABY!!!!!!(while tripping over 9 of our photographers that wouldn't move out the way)

 

That wouldjust put you in a genuinely pissed off mood all the time. Well, she went a step past pissed off and went nuts.

 

It's the media. That's how they work.

[Nighthawk]

I posted a long myspace blog suggested by what Ripper was saying there. I also talked about Paris and Lohan. Thanks for the idea, Ripper.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I still think she would be hot in Playboy. The fact that she's a mother of two and all doesn't take that away, but they really shouldn't offer her that much money to do it, since she should've done it at the height of her appeal. In fact, had she done that, that would've canonized her even more into pop culture status. I mean, look at what being naked did for Madonna's career. Spears is the closest thing there was/is to a "next" Madonna. If she can somehow re-invent herself and make a comeback, that would be one of the better career comebacks ever.

[Ripper]

If Britney regained her sanity and made a comeback album, naked or no, it would fucking sale. Have some people right some songs about alcoholism, going insane, leaving her husband (look at what Cry me a River did for Timberlake) one song about having a kid and something upbeat that she can dance her ass off to and that shit will sell like rubbers.

 

Like her or not, she can perform her ass off, one awards show and the press will get over crazy girl brit.

[AntiLeaf33]

The media turns on someone way to quick for anyone to ever be considered down and out, but it sure as shit looks like Brit is looking her rock bottom dead in the eye.

[Guest Vitamin X]

 

Fuck the haters. She's still hot.

[Nighthawk]

She looks like a totally different person.

[Jingus]

Well, a giant wig can have that effect.

[Nighthawk]

Seriously, you could show me that and ask which celebrity it is, and I'd get to six or seven before I got it.

 

Speaking of giant wigs and drugs... have fun:

 

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=880

 

 

[BUTT]

Britney was seen going into a hotel last night with Criss Angel, the MIIIIIINNDFREEEEEEAK. Sucks for him.

[haws bah gawd]

I thought Angel was with Cameron Diaz? Did I miss something?

[luke-o]

That really doesnt look like Spears. I'm suprised. But a wig will make someone look totally different.

[Mik]

16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant by her LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND. 16.

 

Holler, ya'll!

[Slayer]

A 16 y/o pregnant Louisiana girl? BFD

[Mik]

touche.

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

I wonder if they're having a race to see who can put together a hillbilly basketball team first.

 

Britney has the early lead, but jaime lynn can whore it up and take the lead quick.

[Kinetic]

A baby is a gift from God. It's a cute, flabby little present. It is not for us to say whether it is a good thing or a bad thing for Jamie Lynn Spears to be impregnated by her live-in boyfriend. It's all a part of God's plan for her.

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

A baby is a gift from God. It's a cute, flabby little present. It is not for us to say whether it is a good thing or a bad thing for Jamie Lynn Spears to be impregnated by her live-in boyfriend. It's all a part of God's plan for her.

.........ya'll.

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

What's weirder? She's 16 with a live-in boyfriend?

 

Or that said live-in boyfriend is 19?

 

Hey, when's momma Spears' book on parenting coming out? We all really need her advice.

[Kinetic]

It ain't for us to judge.

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

It ain't for us to judge.

 

That's a lot funnier with the vomit-inducing Amy Winehouse photo immediately to the left of it.

[Kinetic]

Country folk can't help it. Have you ever been to the South? What else are these hillbillies going to do but have babies? Gives 'em an excuse to make late night trips to Wal-Mart.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Maybe if they move to New England, the daughter will grow up to be impossibly precocious and have dreams about Madeleine Albright.

[Nighthawk]

I'm not even turned on by this, that's how fucking jaded I've become.

[Lord of The Curry]

There was a thread started about this shit back in August?

[Mik]

No. I added to the Britney is pregnant thread which turned out to be bullshit and a helpful mod changed the name and sub.

[JHawk]

According to MSNBC, she met the guy at church.

 

I don't remember any sermons condoning premarital sex at my church. Hell, I wish my church would have been a good place to get laid. We had some 16 year old hotties at my church when I was 16.

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

So if her boyfriend is 19 and she's 16, seems to me that this little beast growing in her gullet is an expensive and life-destroying piece of evidence that her boyfriend is a statutory rapist.

 

Do they have laws in Louisiana? Not just against this, but I mean in general. Could he be prosecuted for this, or is waiting until she was 16 the kind of thing you get a medal for there?

[Ripper]

So the hypocrite brigade should be out in full force by now.

 

OMG!!!! 16 and having sex!!!!!!!!!

 

And excuse me if I am wrong, but he isn't her live in boyfriend. Just boyfriend.