UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Champ on hot seat August 20, 2007 As Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville, it is clear that Randy Orton will do anything to weaken John Cena before their showdown over the WWE Championship at SummerSlam. Just a little more than a week before the Biggest Party of the Summer, the Legend Killer sent Cena and all WWE a message when he attacked The Champ from behind on Saturday Night’s Main Event and flattened him with a thunderous RKO on a steel chair. What is Cena’s condition going into Raw, with SummerSlam less than a week away? And will Orton send the WWE Champion yet another painful message? The identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child remains unknown as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. The Chairman has rejected Eugene, Melina and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as his potential love children. Will there be new developments this Monday in the billionaire’s quest to find out which Superstar could be the fruit of the McMahon family tree? Also, with the matchup for kingly supremacy announced, how will King Booker prepare to face the returning 10-time World Champion, Triple H, at SummerSlam? Can Booker and Queen Sharmell scheme a way to hold onto their royal Raw kingdom? Finally, with the big Dating Game date between Ron Simmons and Maria scheduled, will the jealous Santino Marella find a way to throw an Italian-sized kink in the game-show machinations of Raw General Manager William Regal? We’ll find out Monday night in the Tarheel State, live at 9/8 CT on USA Network.
Nate Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Champ on hot seat August 20, 2007 As Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville, it is clear that Randy Orton will do anything to weaken John Cena before their showdown over the WWE Championship at SummerSlam. Just a little more than a week before the Biggest Party of the Summer, the Legend Killer sent Cena and all WWE a message when he attacked The Champ from behind on Saturday Night’s Main Event and flattened him with a thunderous RKO on a steel chair. What is Cena’s condition going into Raw, with SummerSlam less than a week away? And will Orton send the WWE Champion yet another painful message? The identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child remains unknown as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. The Chairman has rejected Eugene, Melina and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as his potential love children. Will there be new developments this Monday in the billionaire’s quest to find out which Superstar could be the fruit of the McMahon family tree? Also, with the matchup for kingly supremacy announced, how will King Booker prepare to face the returning 10-time World Champion, Triple H, at SummerSlam? Can Booker and Queen Sharmell scheme a way to hold onto their royal Raw kingdom? Finally, with the big Dating Game date between Ron Simmons and Maria scheduled, will the jealous Santino Marella find a way to throw an Italian-sized kink in the game-show machinations of Raw General Manager William Regal? We’ll find out Monday night in the Tarheel State, live at 9/8 CT on USA Network. i cant wait to see what happens with Ron/Maria and Santino Marella, hopefully Triple H returns tonight
razazteca Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 I wanna see The Rock vs Mr. Kennedy battle of wits on the mic while Vince has the flashback down memory lane.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 20, 2007 Author Report Posted August 20, 2007 I'd say there's absolutely no way Triple H returns tonight. They have to save it for SummerSlam after deciding not to bring him back at MSG.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Ron and Maria go to an Italian restaurant and I expect Ron orders the (LAMB!) only to have Santino the waiter come out and pour a thing of clam sauce all over him (CLAM!)
razazteca Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 It needs a Perry Saturn cameo so he can say "You're Welcome".
Vampiro69 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Ron and Maria go to an Italian restaurant and I expect Ron orders the (LAMB!) only to have Santino the waiter come out and pour a thing of clam sauce all over him (CLAM!) I would put the odds of that happening at even.
Scroby Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Ron and Maria go to an Italian restaurant and I expect Ron orders the (LAMB!) only to have Santino the waiter come out and pour a thing of clam sauce all over him (CLAM!) I would put the odds of that happening at even. Or he could order "HAM!"
Nate Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 for some weird reason i am picturing them at an Italian Resturant by a river of some sort and Santino rows up and tries to saranade Maria
luke-o Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Meh, as good as this heel Marrella has been, the mario gimmick would have been better.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 20, 2007 Author Report Posted August 20, 2007 There's no better gimmick than what Santino is doing now, stop it. It's almost as if the shitty Hollywood Writerz aren't doing his lines.
fazzle Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 I've got $20 on Chuck E Cheese, and Santino hiding in the ball pit.
DrVenkman PhD Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 No game show parody this week I guess. Hopefully the date segments make up for it.
razazteca Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Ron and Maria go to an Italian restaurant and I expect Ron orders the (LAMB!) only to have Santino the waiter come out and pour a thing of clam sauce all over him (CLAM!) I would put the odds of that happening at even. Or he could order "HAM!" "Do you want some butter?" "JAM!"
Fartsauce Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Maria: "What do you want to do Ron?" Simmons: "SLAM"
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 20, 2007 Author Report Posted August 20, 2007 "Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?" "TRAM!"
Silence Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 "Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?" "TRAM!" What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"?
edgehead69 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Im looking for one more match from Raw at Summerslam... Umaga vs Mr. Kennedy vs Carlito
Mike wanna be Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 "Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?" "TRAM!" What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"? An awkward pause. Followed by "alakazam", thus giving him the ability to speak in full sentences again.
King Cucaracha Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 To be fair, he still says DAMN so that covers however many weeks you want. They just made the right decision to change it up now and then. Also, a little update on the preview front: The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva?
razazteca Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 "Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?" "TRAM!" What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"? An awkward pause. Followed by "alakazam", thus giving him the ability to speak in full sentences again. He could yell "SHAZAM!" and become the WCW champ again.
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva? He can find out the sex of this unknown person but he can't find out who it is? And have they explained why Stephanie knows and he doesn't or why he doesn't just force her to tell him who this person is?
Matt Young Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 It's funny how they say the sex is "male or Diva".
Scroby Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva? He can find out the sex of this unknown person but he can't find out who it is? And have they explained why Stephanie knows and he doesn't or why he doesn't just force her to tell him who this person is? Your using logic again. Oh Oh Oh and I got another Ron Simmons date idea, they go to that one famous chief's restaurant and just says "BAM!" the entire night for that chief.
Matt Young Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva? He can find out the sex of this unknown person but he can't find out who it is? And have they explained why Stephanie knows and he doesn't or why he doesn't just force her to tell him who this person is? Your using logic again. Oh Oh Oh and I got another Ron Simmons date idea, they go to that one famous chief's restaurant and just says "BAM!" the entire night for that chief. Famous chief?
Guest Smues Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 [Famous chief? For Thanksgiving we made the white man some YAMs.
MillenniumMan831 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Maria: Oh waitress, waitress Ron: MA'AM!
fazzle Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Maybe we don't actually SEE the date, but William Regal hosts WWE Love Connection while Maria and Simmons tell us what happened on it.
DrVenkman PhD Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Maybe we don't actually SEE the date, but William Regal hosts WWE Love Connection while Maria and Simmons tell us what happened on it. I was thinking this too. Here's hoping.
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