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Champ on hot seat

August 20, 2007

 

As Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville, it is clear that Randy Orton will do anything to weaken John Cena before their showdown over the WWE Championship at SummerSlam. Just a little more than a week before the Biggest Party of the Summer, the Legend Killer sent Cena and all WWE a message when he attacked The Champ from behind on Saturday Night’s Main Event and flattened him with a thunderous RKO on a steel chair.

 

What is Cena’s condition going into Raw, with SummerSlam less than a week away? And will Orton send the WWE Champion yet another painful message?

 

The identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child remains unknown as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. The Chairman has rejected Eugene, Melina and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as his potential love children. Will there be new developments this Monday in the billionaire’s quest to find out which Superstar could be the fruit of the McMahon family tree?

 

Also, with the matchup for kingly supremacy announced, how will King Booker prepare to face the returning 10-time World Champion, Triple H, at SummerSlam? Can Booker and Queen Sharmell scheme a way to hold onto their royal Raw kingdom?

 

Finally, with the big Dating Game date between Ron Simmons and Maria scheduled, will the jealous Santino Marella find a way to throw an Italian-sized kink in the game-show machinations of Raw General Manager William Regal?

 

We’ll find out Monday night in the Tarheel State, live at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

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Champ on hot seat

August 20, 2007

 

As Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville, it is clear that Randy Orton will do anything to weaken John Cena before their showdown over the WWE Championship at SummerSlam. Just a little more than a week before the Biggest Party of the Summer, the Legend Killer sent Cena and all WWE a message when he attacked The Champ from behind on Saturday Night’s Main Event and flattened him with a thunderous RKO on a steel chair.

 

What is Cena’s condition going into Raw, with SummerSlam less than a week away? And will Orton send the WWE Champion yet another painful message?

 

The identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child remains unknown as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. The Chairman has rejected Eugene, Melina and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as his potential love children. Will there be new developments this Monday in the billionaire’s quest to find out which Superstar could be the fruit of the McMahon family tree?

 

Also, with the matchup for kingly supremacy announced, how will King Booker prepare to face the returning 10-time World Champion, Triple H, at SummerSlam? Can Booker and Queen Sharmell scheme a way to hold onto their royal Raw kingdom?

 

Finally, with the big Dating Game date between Ron Simmons and Maria scheduled, will the jealous Santino Marella find a way to throw an Italian-sized kink in the game-show machinations of Raw General Manager William Regal?

 

We’ll find out Monday night in the Tarheel State, live at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

 

i cant wait to see what happens with Ron/Maria and Santino Marella, hopefully Triple H returns tonight

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Ron and Maria go to an Italian restaurant and I expect Ron orders the (LAMB!) only to have Santino the waiter come out and pour a thing of clam sauce all over him (CLAM!)

 

I would put the odds of that happening at even.

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Ron and Maria go to an Italian restaurant and I expect Ron orders the (LAMB!) only to have Santino the waiter come out and pour a thing of clam sauce all over him (CLAM!)

 

I would put the odds of that happening at even.

Or he could order "HAM!"

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for some weird reason i am picturing them at an Italian Resturant by a river of some sort and Santino rows up and tries to saranade Maria

 

 

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Ron and Maria go to an Italian restaurant and I expect Ron orders the (LAMB!) only to have Santino the waiter come out and pour a thing of clam sauce all over him (CLAM!)

 

I would put the odds of that happening at even.

Or he could order "HAM!"

"Do you want some butter?"

"JAM!"

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"Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?"

 

"TRAM!"

 

What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"?

 

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"Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?"

 

"TRAM!"

 

What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"?

An awkward pause.

 

Followed by "alakazam", thus giving him the ability to speak in full sentences again.

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To be fair, he still says DAMN so that covers however many weeks you want. They just made the right decision to change it up now and then.

 

Also, a little update on the preview front:

 

The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva?
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"Oh, Ron, the boardwalk is so big! How will we make it all the way to 12th Street in time?"

 

"TRAM!"

 

What's going to happen when Ron Simmons runs out of words that end with "am"?

An awkward pause.

 

Followed by "alakazam", thus giving him the ability to speak in full sentences again.

He could yell "SHAZAM!" and become the WCW champ again.

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The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva?

 

He can find out the sex of this unknown person but he can't find out who it is? And have they explained why Stephanie knows and he doesn't or why he doesn't just force her to tell him who this person is?

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The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva?

 

He can find out the sex of this unknown person but he can't find out who it is? And have they explained why Stephanie knows and he doesn't or why he doesn't just force her to tell him who this person is?

Your using logic again.

 

Oh Oh Oh and I got another Ron Simmons date idea, they go to that one famous chief's restaurant and just says "BAM!" the entire night for that chief.

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The mystery over the identity of the WWE Superstar who is Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child continues as Raw heads into North Carolina’s Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville. Nothing was solved as Jonathan Coachman appeared unable to get to the bottom of the mystery on Saturday Night’s Main Event. However, on Monday night, the Chairman will announce that he has learned the sex of his illegitimate child. Is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child a male or a Diva?

 

He can find out the sex of this unknown person but he can't find out who it is? And have they explained why Stephanie knows and he doesn't or why he doesn't just force her to tell him who this person is?

Your using logic again.

 

Oh Oh Oh and I got another Ron Simmons date idea, they go to that one famous chief's restaurant and just says "BAM!" the entire night for that chief.

 

 

Famous chief?

 

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[Famous chief?

 

SittingBull.jpg

 

For Thanksgiving we made the white man some YAMs.

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