Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Report post Posted January 6, 2008 I couldn't post as a stupid nigger gimmick poster and be more contrived than this. But if I did, I would name him Daquan Phelps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 Someone should make an account called "Stupid Nigger Gimmick" and then just c/p Carlito Brigante posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 I subscribe to Rolling Stone for the same reason. Terrible magazine but I've subscribed to it since I was 12. It amuses me that some people really think Matt Taibbi is the new Hunter S. Thompson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dannymaffwasmurdered Report post Posted January 6, 2008 my stupid nigger gimmick didn't get approved. "Rapper's Delight" you never even had a chance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 I wanted to base a gimmick off a response I made to EHME one time. It was going to be "EHME's Best Posts" and I was going to lurk the forums forever never making a post. It wouldn't have been awesome or anything, but I would have been amused. That's all that matters, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 Why not just get rid of what makes the folder bad? I can think of one totally random poster off the top of my head. Is he named after a character Al Pacino played in the early 90s? no, he's not the problem on the page in question. Yes he is, he's being totally ignorant towards Jingus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 One day, ehme, the internet will take you as seriously as you take it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dannymaffwasmurdered Report post Posted January 6, 2008 Jingus and Carlito fighting is like a game of Pong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 Except one paddle isn't white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 355. Why is there even a discussion here on whether or not seeing Maria naked is a good thing? I smell a little bit of gay around here. "I smell a little bit of gay around here" has running joke potential. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 You know, even gay men don't usually have a problem seeing naked women, it just doesn't particularly interest them. And straight women usually don't mind seeing other women naked either. The only ones who have a problem with nudity at all are "straight" men in regards to other men. Bunch of faggots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 355. Why is there even a discussion here on whether or not seeing Maria naked is a good thing? I smell a little bit of gay around here. "I smell a little bit of gay around here" has running joke potential. Well I got it rolling by dropping it in another thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaxxson Mayhem 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 probably that Cowboy guy...he has a Playboy subscription...who pays for porn, let alone PLAYBOY? He fails. Jingus got the ball rolling, though. Don't hate. I have subscriptions to alot of magazines. Plusssss, I don't even pay for the subscription, it was given to me by somebody else. Now, take your L and move on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaxxson Mayhem 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 probably that Cowboy guy...he has a Playboy subscription...who pays for porn, let alone PLAYBOY? He fails. Playboy isn't porn. It's tasteful nudes. Pleasant to look at, but I wouldn't jerk off to it. Like nudity in mainstream films. Nice to have, but not smut. I don't subscribe, but I buy Playboy and Penthouse semi regularly. For the articles. Seriously. I do subscribe to Hustler (and also the National Enquirer and MAD), because it's like $10 an issue if you don't, it's really massive savings. While I could probably jerk off to Hustler, I mainly read it because it makes me laugh. MAD I don't like anymore, but I've had a subscription most of my life... old habits die hard, I suppose. They're actually quite good. This month's had articles on Mike Tyson (which was pretty good), Artie Lange (which describes how he's gonna die like Belushi), an article about like after 9/11, etc. etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 One of my goals for the New Year was to let this thing die, but edgehead started a thread called "The TNA Exodus Starts..." After reading said thread, I realized that this mass exodus he was referencing amounted to one mid-carder potentially leaving the company when his contract expires. This is too ridiculous to ignore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 One of my goals for the New Year was to let this thing die, but edgehead started a thread called "The TNA Exodus Starts..." After reading said thread, I realized that this mass exodus he was referencing amounted to one mid-carder potentially leaving the company when his contract expires. This is too ridiculous to ignore. Just when I thought edgehead had became a forgettable, medicore (by WWE folder, shitty by any other standards) poster. He did this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 It's all the worse when you realize it was already discussed in the General Discussion thread AND there's discussion of Ron Killings leaving TNA that edgehead doesn't even discuss... just says the Chris Harris is the "Mass TNA Exodus". Well played, Mr. Head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 The only ones who have a problem with nudity at all are "straight" men in regards to other men. Bunch of faggots. I never got this. When I went to watch Eastern Promises with my buddy, he was loving that movie up until the sauna fight, then it was declared the worst movie of the year and only soccer moms and fags would like it. Same thing with Beowulf, which was summed up with a powerful, "THIS IS GAY, I'M NOT GAY, LET'S LEAVE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 Deon provides hard-hitting journalism straight from the streets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 Deon provides hard-hitting journalism straight from the streets. Austin won't wrestle Hogan? It's the scoop of a lifetime! "Hi, Mr. Austin, this is Douchebag from the forums at TheSmartMarks.com. I have a question regarding a potential Wrestlemania match with Hulk Hogan..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 I was hoping he would hit us with the "Capone's Vault" and tell us Austin really is bald. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 I've been able to officially confirm it with my own eyes and ears that Austin / Hogan will NEVER EVER happen. Well, thank god that's settled. You have to love the self-aggrandizing nature of the post. It's almost as if he believes that he has broken a major news story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 He was tempted to start a new thread on the subject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 Deon is the ghetto Dave Meltzer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 I dunno, Randy Orton told me while he was inebriated with a stripper wiggling on his lap that someday he will be WWE Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 Maybe I should change my name to "Deon O'Douchebag, Journalist." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2008 Maybe I should change my name to "Deon O'Douchebag, Journalist." Do it. Deon deserves it, since I think he's the worst poster on the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 (WWE in) HD is in need of its own thread. Does it really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 (WWE in) HD is in need of its own thread. Does it really? Quite possibly, for the sole reason that we can keep it away from the rest of the discussions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2008 Can we stop typing Benoit's name and then crossing it out or saying things such as "you know who" or "he who shall not be named" or something equally non-clever in place of Benoit? Just type Benoit...or child murderer if you prefer. This goes with the General Folder as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites