WWE Folder sucks dick

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Did you guys hear about Kurt Angle?

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

# whatever. "Sources" say Kurt Angle is dead.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

My sources say he's still alive and that Chris Benoit is still a murderer.

[geniusMoment 0]

I have the greatest line in the Kurt Angle thread and no one responds, that is why the WWE folder sucks.

[NYU 0]

Okay, these two reasons are actually valid.

 

246. People make unfunny comments...such as Rando...and then the poster right after them is compelled to write "OMG Post of the Year!" or "It's official! You win the thread!". No. The comment really wasn't funny. In fact, it was rather lame and cliched. Sorry to be the one to break the news.

 

247. Case in point, somebody go look at that OAO SummerSlam thread and read the first two or three pages where everybody decides to talk in Ye Olde English as a Booker T tribute. I've never seen anything more painful.

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Hawk52 is the EscaladeZX of TCS

 

Bitch stole my name?

 

Wait, there's no EscaladeZX. What did I miss?

Close enough

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247. Case in point, somebody go look at that OAO SummerSlam thread and read the first two or three pages where everybody decides to talk in Ye Olde English as a Booker T tribute. I've never seen anything more painful.

 

jesus...that IS bad!

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247. Case in point, somebody go look at that OAO SummerSlam thread and read the first two or three pages where everybody decides to talk in Ye Olde English as a Booker T tribute. I've never seen anything more painful.

 

Holy shit is that awful. It's like they've been eating paint chips up there.

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See, this is what I'm talking about. Actual reasons the WWE folder sucks. And it only took us six pages!

 

I'll throw on another one. People state their opinions as the end-all, be-all of the discussion. Take a look at ANKLELOCK's recent post in the John Cena thread. It's not that he's wrong, it's that he's so sure he's right. He leads with "I'm only gonna say this once," as though we're all morons who haven't come to the epiphany ANKLELOCK has had yet. There's a lot of that -- "you guys are stupid, this is how it is, now close the thread, bitches!"

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-Cena isn't the most over guy in the company

 

-Matt Hardy and Edge's fallout was a work because they're good friends now

 

just some recent nuttiness going on up there.

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To expand on that, apparently being in the same picture together implies that Edge and Matt are BFF.

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I would imagine they patched up the relationship, realizing what a skank Lita is and that Matt is better off without her anyway, however Matt still doesn't quite trust Edge again and will not be bringing him around the current girlfriend. Being on the same brand, they probably go out to the bars, clubs or whatever from time to time, but it's juuuuust not the same as it used to be.

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247. Case in point, somebody go look at that OAO SummerSlam thread and read the first two or three pages where everybody decides to talk in Ye Olde English as a Booker T tribute. I've never seen anything more painful.

Haha. What a bunch of fuckin' nerds.

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That was much better the first time I saw it, when it was Czech's 1890s RAW

 

Also, when it was much better composed than that

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I don't know what # we're on but: dullMoment claiming there's a Michelle McCool sextape showcasing her talents with 40 WWE wrestlers and office people, yet not showing any sources to prove such a tape exists...then getting mad at the people there and saying "this is why the bottom half of the board thinks you're stupid"

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I haven't figured out if he's saying people are idiots for believing such an absurd thing exists (which the way he wrote the statement, I think that IS what he's saying... but no one took him seriously) or stupid for not believing him.

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I haven't figured out if he's saying people are idiots for believing such an absurd thing exists (which the way he wrote the statement, I think that IS what he's saying... but no one took him seriously) or stupid for not believing him.

 

that's probably it, but I have to give my man dullMoment some crap for it.

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I haven't figured out if he's saying people are idiots for believing such an absurd thing exists (which the way he wrote the statement, I think that IS what he's saying... but no one took him seriously) or stupid for not believing him.

You are right, I was saying anyone who believes such a thing exists is an idiot. I figured everyone would get that there really wasn't a tape of Michelle doing 40 wrestlers. I was calling mhn an idiot, as if you go a few posts up he says something along the lines of "well, I guess there really isn't a tape."

 

Essentially the whole thing was I made a joke about Michelle doing a bunch of guys in WWE. Some people asked how I knew that, and I made another joke about having a dirty, raunchy, disgusting video of her doing half the roster. I figured at that point most people would figure I was just bullshitting, but then people kept asking for the tape like: 1. They wanted to catch me in some great lie or 2. like I actually had the fucking tape. My mistake was thinking people would actually get I was joking from the start.

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I think most people really believed there was a tape. The WWE folder is not full of brain surgeons.

[Jingus 0]

Dude, it's the same folder where Kurt Angle was seriously reported dead less than a week ago. How are we supposed to know that you're just kidding in the middle of all the other suck?

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some idiot

 

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geniusMoment, I totally just called you out on your fake video.

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# whatever: dullMoment for working the folder

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# whatever: dullMoment for working the folder

I believe it's 248.

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Jericho and Carlito look alike (?)

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Jericho is coming back! Everything is going to be alright!

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When's Rock coming back? Aw c'mon, he's coming back, no way that the millionaire life in Hollywood will keep him away from getting his body pounded and brutalized on a dirty wrestling mat in front a far smaller audience than his movies draw. It's in his blood.

 

Cena doesn't use steroids. Because he told us so.

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Wait, as opposed to "Cena does use steroids, because YOU told us so?" Kind of a double fault on this one.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Don't mind him... when he hates someone or something logic does not exist.

[Jingus 0]

A dude with big muscles who works for Vince McMahon? I'd say he's most likely got at least a passing familiarity with injecting himself. ALLEGEDLY.

 

 

#349: Benoit's a monster, ya know.

 

#350: (insert Diva here) looks like a tranny.