Chris Masters & JN News have passed away...

[JN News 0]

Ok, I just emailed Meltzer, and I should get his answer in a few.

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

I'll give ten points to the TSMer who edits his Wikipedia page to say he's dead.

[King Kamala 0]

Call me crazy but I'd like to see Jearan venture into the non-wrestling folders. I want to know the man's opinions on the world of film, music, culinary arts, politics, pornography, etc.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Meltzer is too busy asking me why I haven't sent him any of the promised 24/7 show recaps I promised months ago.

 

Seriously though, what's he going to say? "Yeah he died but I was too busy watching TUF to say anything"? On another note, PWInsider, normally awful, made me laugh with their headline "Chris Masters talks... again". I'm getting tired of seeing daily headlines about his interviews.

[Maztinho 0]

Call me crazy but I'd like to see Jearan venture into the non-wrestling folders. I want to know the man's opinions on the world of film, music, culinary arts, politics, pornography, etc.

 

We are all goths.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Well, it was a big semifinal episode leading into this Saturday's TUF Final leading into the 12/29 Serra/St. Pierre fight that will see the winner fight Matt Serra in the spring. Masters's death is just poor timing on his part.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Does anyone ever accidentally read ChrisMWaters name as ChrisMasters?

[TheFranchise 0]

See below.

[TheFranchise 0]

Actually I thought that's where the name came from.

 

Then I imagined it was his actual name.

 

omg ChrisMWaters died

[King Kamala 0]

Has anybody on this forum ever died?

 

I mean personally, if I perished in some horrible paragliding accident, I don't think any of my kin would be here reporting to my death to my message board brethren. Some of those posters of the past we haven't seen in a while. They could be DEAD for all we know!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yes, ChrisMWaters is my actual name.

 

*Prepares the shotgun for whoever mistakes me for Masters again.

 

...hell, I've had this screen name before Masters even DEBUTED.

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

So, um, not that I want to be the first to ask - but will Mero add him to the list?

[bob_barron 0]

If this is false, then I along with my MSN contact may have been played for saps.

 

May??

 

JN News was so traumatized about Masters' death, that he spit up his stuffed crust pizza

[Slayer 0]

Do you have any other proof other than a message board?

 

And songs that will make you think of Chris Masters- get to it

"Heaven needed an indistinctive hoss"

[bob_barron 0]

Has anybody on this forum ever died?

 

I mean personally, if I perished in some horrible paragliding accident, I don't think any of my kin would be here reporting to my death to my message board brethren. Some of those posters of the past we haven't seen in a while. They could be DEAD for all we know!

 

Someone once posted saying their friend who used to post here passed away but he didn't remember his name. He mentioned anglesault though. (The dead guy)

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I actually have thought about that. I figured it would be treated as a joke announcement if someone came online to inform the forum of my death (or if that happened for anyone) barring some sort of legit obit.

[King Kamala 0]

Step up your game face JN News and get a better MSN contact man.

 

 

My MSN contact successfully reported the death of Hercules Hernandez and The Warlord to me.

[Scroby 0]

I'm going with fake.

[bob_barron 0]

Step up your game face JN News and get a better MSN contact man.

 

 

My MSN contact successfully reported the death of Hercules Hernandez and The Warlord to me.

 

The Warlord's not dead

[yankovic fan 0]

On December 4th, ‘Wrestling Weekly’ hosts Doc Young and Les Thatcher were joined by their featured guest, former WWE Superstar, Chris Masters (Chris Mordetzky). Wrestling Weekly airs every Tuesday at 8pm Eastern at http://www.wrestlingweekly.com

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Step up your game face JN News and get a better MSN contact man.

 

 

My MSN contact successfully reported the death of Hercules Hernandez and The Warlord to me.

Apparently not, since The Warlord isn't dead yet.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

In the words of JBL "Gerry Brisco is turning over in his grave and he's not even dead."

 

- In response to The Miz's debut vs. Tatanka.

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

Step up your game face JN News and get a better MSN contact man.

 

 

My MSN contact successfully reported the death of Hercules Hernandez and The Warlord to me.

 

 

Off to the big rumble royal in the sky. Hopefully they have steroids up there.

[bob_barron 0]

Could Jesus break the Masterlock?

[King Kamala 0]

Step up your game face JN News and get a better MSN contact man.

 

 

My MSN contact successfully reported the death of Hercules Hernandez and The Warlord to me.

 

The Warlord's not dead

 

 

What!? THAT BASTARD!

 

 

(And that was a joke btw. I was just seeing how quick it would take for the board to catch that.) As if I would have an MSN contact. I'd need a better game face for that.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Yes, ChrisMWaters is my actual name.

 

*Prepares the shotgun for whoever mistakes me for Masters again.

 

...hell, I've had this screen name before Masters even DEBUTED.

 

I just have some sort of minor dysleixa (self diagnosed!) that causes me to mis-read it by accident, that's all.

 

As someone who isn't under TNA contract, I wonder if Masters was invited to Raw XV.

[TheFranchise 0]

Power & Glory FTW

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

Could Jesus break the Masterlock?

 

Probably. Marty Jannetty almost did it, and he's a drug addict and a drunk. Jesus is a little better than Jannetty, but actually not by as much as you might think.

 

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

Power & Glory FTW

 

Remember the ridiculous purple sunglasses they put on them for the Survivor Series 1990 photos? That was gayer than the cut-off T-shirts and the fact that Hercules always seemed to be wearing tights that were too small so part of his ass would hang out. What was the deal with that?

[alfdogg 0]

Could Jesus break the Masterlock?

Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ couldn't break the Masterlock?