TSM Poster Tournament 2008: The Round of 64

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

CanadianGuitarist -- not a hockey fan so I'm not experienced in nightwing posts.

 

Huh?

 

And yeah, Carnival. That was me.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

I don't know why so many people hate on Carlito. Dude's hilarious.

[Slayer 0]

The "Exercising Democracy by Not Voting" ballot

 

Indiana Basil Salt Region

Milky - If this tournament were serious business, he'd be one of the few I wouldn't care about losing to

MIB - Luke and I share taste in women, but MIB and I share taste in... okay, I don't know what we share taste in, but I've been a fan of his for awhile now

Ripper vs. Ginger Snaps - Oh shit, a black man vs. Jewish woman. Nothing good can come from this. Abstain.

Agent - my (abusive) metal brother

DrVenkman - Cartman saw one vote against him and withdrew his nomination

Canadian Guitarist - Nightwing's a strong ROTY candidate, but I like David Cross in spite of his golf gush, and despite never having actually heard anything about him guitaring

Cena's Writer - like 909, didn't start off well here, but matured and grew on me over time

CWM - when I was a vote I voted for CWM

 

Help I'm Iraq

KKC - TSM's resurgent poster

NYU - I like CC, but NYU is a friend and I'm not ready for him to join Hoff in TSM's Gallery of Suicide

King - I didn't see his opponent anywhere

KOAB - Drunken ellipses barely edges out shock porn

I hear on good authority that Slayer is dead

Socksquatch - the exclusion of gimmick poster votes ironically helps the gimmick poster

Cyber Mark - haha, Mole

Treb - He's gonna lurk his way through this tourney

 

Culture Beatdown

Czech - AOL names go away

Alfdogg - The Milhouse of DMC

Kinetic - The most consistent good poster I've ever seen

cuntbox - Coin-flipper in the Battle of the High Strung

VX - Me gusta Leo, a pesar de ser mexicano. Púrpura mono lavavajillas.

YNA - I'm submitting this ballot via funny internet picture

EHMElDandy - Coin-flipper in the Battle of Guys Who Used to be on My Radar for All the Wrong Reasons, but Are Okay Now

Barron - I said, AOL names go away. Also, I need to feel better about last year.

 

Some Fuckoff Band Bracket

Lushus - TSM's answer to the Spurs

Kreese - Wait, I thought I was voting for Inc

Spiff - shares the same humor, same name (I think) and almost the same bday

Edwin - Watch out for the senior vote

Alkeiper - The statistics told me I should vote for him

Cheech - sharing my name doesn't guarantee votes after all

Smues - I like Smues

Scroty - "Just kinda there" edges out Mopey

 

Now I know why I didn't vote in these things before

[Cartman 0]

EHME - Fuck you, Motherfucker.

 

Marvin - You too.

 

Just couldn't let me get whitewashed could you?

 

Slayer <3

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Don't you ever call socksquatch a gimmick again

[Slayer 0]

You know who was a really good gimmick poster? That socksquatch gimmick. He really did that gimmick well. Gimmick gimmick gimmick.

[Slayer 0]

Wait, I get it now.

 

Okay, I see the light. Socksquatch is the greatest poster ever (so I'm told)

[Scroby 0]

Ok, first off. Fuck you for naming me Scroty.

 

Indiana Basin Slit

Milky

Luke-o

Ginger Snaps

Agent

Dr. Venkman

Canadian Guitarist

Matt Young

KKK

 

Rock Region

King Kamala Classic

Cand. Chris

Sideburnious - The cat with the chicken hat wins.

KOAB

JN News

Carnival

Mole

Jingus

 

Culture Beat Region

Czech

Alfdogg

KingPK

Snuffbox

Vitamin X

Youth N Asia

El Dandy

Cowboy #'s

 

Powerfinder Region

Black Lushus

Kreese

Spaceman Spiff

bulb Byron

Al Keiper

Andrew TS

Smues

SCROBY!...assholes.

[Bored 0]

Since I'm in it I suppose I should vote but I'm clearly not getting out of the first round.

 

Milky

MiB

Ripper

Agent

Cartman

CG

Cena

kkk

 

kkc

CC

King

Rant

Slayer

Carnival

Mole

treble

 

Czech

alfdogg

KingPK

snuffbox

VX

gary

Porter

Bob

 

BL

Bored

Spiff

Edwin

al

cheech

Smues

Marvin

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

My "AOL name" has a great history to it.

 

 

You don't fuck with history.

[Retard Girl 0]

i got like, two votes.

 

apparently i need to try harder XD

[Guest]

Maybe you'd get more votes if you didn't try at all.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Maybe you'd get more votes if you didn't try at all.

 

 

Even god hates USC.

[MrRant 0]

Green Region

 

Milky - One day we will drink beer and talk about tats and life.

Man In Blak - I like the knowledge he brings in the sports folder without being an ass.

Ripper - My nigga

Agent - He likes guns. Big guns. Besides bigolsmitty dissed me. Who you foo'?

Dr.Venkman - Chill dude. One of the few you can actually converse with around here.

CanadianGuitarist - I don't interact with Nightwing. Also, he doesn't seem to be an ass.

Cena's Writer - I don't know much about Matt Young.

CWM - Canadian lumberjack and my hook up for syrup.

 

Blue Region

 

King Kamala Classic - Fuck the other nigga yo.

Canadian Chris - NYU portrays the typical NY sports fan. Calm down and have some dip, bro. So I got with the Canuck FTW.

King - Dude is fairly chill in the sports folder unless it involves the Lakers.

MrRant - Shameless self promotion.

Slayer - Just because I don't really know who JN News is. Plus Slayer likes to follow me around and my heart softens about him when I think about him. Plus I can look towards him being one of the first when it comes to any Green Bay loss related necrophilia. I'm expecting live updates if GB loses Saturday bro. Catch the news!

Carnival - Um.. Nebraska in the hizzous?

CyberMark - Moles a tard.

Treble - Even though he didn't vote for me. Laid back though and I've conversed on AIM with him in the past. I've done so with Jingus too but man is coming on all angry like someone raped his dog.

 

Pink Region

 

Czech - Helped me out with some tunes.

Alfdogg - He's our resident Midwestern Plain Jane.

KingPK - Netflix friend. And Inc can't have two peeps in the running.

snuffbox - I guess.

Vit X - Though he didn't vote for me. I suspect it's due to the inferiority complex that those in Oregon can sometimes have against us Washingtonians.

gary floyd - Does YNA even post anymore?

El Dandy - I like the name a bit more than Porter and I've only seen either around sparingly

Cowboy #'s - No repeats Bob.

 

Yeller region

 

Lushus - My Omaha nigga.

Bored - This was a hard one but SJ can get a little out there. Brings the knowledge on teh baseball even if it only related to the A's.

Spaceman Spiff - Sympathy vote and I like his avatar. And Calvin and Hobbes owns.

Edwin - I enjoy his posts.

Al - Who is Chave right now anyways? Dude needs to learn to lighten up though about sports.

Cheech - NW rep. And Andrew tends to get mighty cunty in the Video and Games folder.

Smues - NW rep. But for some reason he went to Alaska. Dude. Who you runnin' from?

Scroty - They said not to vote for a gimmick, certainly not one who lives it. Besides we don't need an HD version of this tournament.

 

 

 

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Ripper vs. Ginger Snaps - Oh shit, a black man vs. Jewish woman. Nothing good can come from this. Abstain.

 

It's the Olympics of Oppression! Slavery vs. the Holocaust!

[Black Lushus 0]

TaigaStar- Come on, before she posted that picture, she was a decent poster. Now she's turned into female Marvin, down to the style of typing and everything. Also, don't want to see another BL run to the top.

 

Man, you are one grudge holdin muthafucka

[Slayer 0]

Plus Slayer likes to follow me around and my heart softens about him when I think about him.

So, how does it feel to have my own personal RantHalen

[MrRant 0]

Plus Slayer likes to follow me around and my heart softens about him when I think about him.

So, how does it feel to have my own personal RantHalen

 

Actually you would be my SlayHalen. You follow me around yo. This is besides the point.

 

If Green Bay loses at home on Saturday, will milk prices shoot up?

[Craig Th 0]

IBS

 

1. Milky - He's fuckin Milky!

9. LukeO - Loves fat chicks

4. Ripper - Old Buffy fan gets my vote.

5. Agent

2. Dr. Venkman

7. CanadianGutarist

14. Cena's Writer - He voted for me and Matt didn't.

6. KKK - Best Name Ever

 

HIMAR

 

1. Kamala

8. Canadian Chris

4. King - Coin Toss

5. KOAB

15. JN News - Slayer hates me

10. Carnival - BFF

14. Mole - I have no idea who Cyber Mark is.

6. Treble

 

CBR

 

1. Czech

8. Alfdogg - Can always be a mod again.

4. Kinetic

5. Snuffbox

15. The Franchise

10. Youth N Asia - Buffy/Angel vote

3. El Dandy

6. Cowboy - I LOVED his last sig.

 

PR

 

1. Black Lushus

9. Bored

13. Spaceman Spiff

5. Mac

2. Al

7. Cheech - Andrew rubs me the wrong way.

3. Smues

11. Marvin

[King Kamala 0]

How the hell did I get a #1 seed? I'm not saying I'm not happy that I have it but I'm not entirely sure I deserve it. I'd be elated to get in the Elite 8 but Sweet 16 is probably more reasonable.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

How the hell did I get a #1 seed?

Milky    14        1
King Kamala Classic    11        1
Czech        10        1
Black Lushus     9        1
Slayer         9        2
Vitamin X         9        2
Dr Venkman     8        2
alkeiper                     7        2

EDIT, well, that didn't work like I had planned, but anyway it's because you were listed 11 times.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I lost to Al in last year's second round. I'm gonna get absolutely slaughtered by Venkman this year. But I have no World Series clips to taunt the victor with this year. So, it's my goal over the next, presumably day-and-a-half, to find out which sporting moments made him cringe, then exploit the fact.

 

 

[Dandy 0]

I'm not suggesting we close it any time soon, but when will the first round voting end? Are you going to do updates or just wait until the end of each round for scores? I could care less either way, just curious.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

I think what Leo did last year was give a 24-hour warning when it looked like things were slowing down. I have 38 votes in, I was expecting about 46, so let's make this that warning and say you have a day to get your ballot in if you haven't yet but still want to contribute. You should, since there's still a good number of races that are 4 votes apart or fewer. I'd say about 9 or 10 are still up in the air.

 

Oh, and I'm not gonna give updates, nah, probably not.

[Dandy 0]

I wish I would have thought to contact Hoff for this. He loves this. He comes back every year just for this.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I wish I would have thought to contact Hoff for this. He loves this. He comes back every year just for this.

 

Good call. I'd go so far as to call him my favourite poster. Even if it's just one vote per round, I think that's a whole new dynamic to the tourney.

[King Kamala 0]

I think what Leo did last year was give a 24-hour warning when it looked like things were slowing down. I have 38 votes in, I was expecting about 46, so let's make this that warning and say you have a day to get your ballot in if you haven't yet but still want to contribute. You should, since there's still a good number of races that are 4 votes apart or fewer. I'd say about 9 or 10 are still up in the air.

 

Oh, and I'm not gonna give updates, nah, probably not.

 

Czech, you have to tell me.... do I have any sort of shot of beating Carlito?

[Guest Smues]

Tournaments like this are great, they really give me a chance to form my enemies list.

 

 

[Dandy 0]

I'd like to see the list for the Chris Benoit Thread. I know I posted a lot, but I have a feeling "certain" posters had ridiculous post ocunts in that one. Uh, it doesn't have to be posted in here...I don't want to derail the thread any.

[Maztinho 0]

Cowboy needs more votes. I WANT AN UPSET THAT I CALLED COMPLETED!